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| In Brief: Oh, hey, never mind, somebody at ABC News ... |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 4:22 pm |
| Tags: Quicklinks, They Say Aspirin We Say Cocaine |
| Oh, hey, never mind, somebody at ABC News just had a little headache. [ABC News] |
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| In Brief: Army man writer in Iraq to wingnut bloggers ... |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 2:30 pm |
| Tags: Quicklinks, They Hate The Troops |
| Army man writer in Iraq to wingnut bloggers in America: “You’re totally right, I don’t exist, and America won the Iraq War … ha ha, not really.” [The New Republic] |
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| In Brief: Wingnuts back to hating Christopher Hitchens ... |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 1:52 pm |
| Tags: Quicklinks, They Hate Hitchens |
| Wingnuts back to hating Christopher Hitchens because he told them there’s no god and made them cry. [Free Republic] |
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| Welcome Back, Farter: Cary Tennis Cannot Take His Own Allegorical Advice |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 1:41 pm |
| Tags: Bad Advice, Cary Tennis, First They Came For The Farters And I Said Nothing, Salon, Welcome Back Farter |
| A troubled young man relates a recent unpleasant experience to Salon agony aunt Cary Tennis. The poor fellow was stranded on the tarmac after his flight was canceled when a trauma occurred. The... |
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| In Brief: No “enemy fire” at all, three ... |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 12:59 pm |
| Tags: Quicklinks, They Hate Heroes |
| No “enemy fire” at all, three close-range shots in the forehead, and the Army creeps high-fived each other for stopping a criminal investigation of the apparent murder of Pat Tillman by... |
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| In Brief: Catholic Church setting up shop in Second ... |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 3:46 pm |
| Tags: Oh They Ve Got Pedophilia Over There, Quicklinks |
| Catholic Church setting up shop in Second Life. [Reuters] |
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| What They Call Rent Boys These Days: Sir Ivan Has A Live-In DJ |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 4:50 pm |
| Tags: Clips, Sir Ivan, The Hamptons, Vh1, What They Call Rent Boys These Days |
| newVideoPlayer("liberace_hampton_gawker.flv", 475, 376); Last night was the first showing of the Hamptons edition of the VH1 show "The Fabulous Life." Amidst all the predictable stuff about clubs... |
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| People with Pit Bulls Don't Kill Pit Bulls; Pit Bulls Kill Pit Bulls |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 9:00 am |
| Tags: Michael Vick, Will No One Blame The Pit Bulls, Captain Caveman, If They Called Me Ookie It Would Really Be On |
| (Alternate Headline: "Donny Dogkiller: Sports Illustrated Links Mattingly to Dog Fighting")Ah, 1987. We were all so much more careful, more prepared for the worst twenty years ago. No one was on Prozac. The Unabomber bombed freely. The Japanese stood poised to destroy every American business. Consecutive summer Olympics had been marred by |
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| Special Instructions For Vick 'Haters':The Ookie Manifesto, As Submitted To (And Denied By) Our Good Friends At Deadspin |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 4:29 pm |
| Tags: Rob Iracane, Beastiality, Michael Vick, Mmp, If They Called Me Ookie It Would Really Be On |
| I'll be one of the first to admit that one of the problems with Chancellor Goodell's wave of personal conduct righteousness is the near-total disregard for due process. Michael Vick, among other players whose names and situations have been well-documented, face harsh suspensions (or even expulsions from their respective teams) with little more |
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| KSK Mail: If we use Ookie they may sookie |
| Published: July 23, 2007, 7:14 am |
| Tags: Bad Ms Paint, Announcements, Rants, If They Called Me Ookie It Would Really Be On |
| In case you missed it, last week we rolled out KSK's new FREE OOKIE shirts to recognize Ron Mexico's contributions to Western Culture. We reluctantly agree with the fashionistas who say these shirts have revolutionized the casual apparel market as the world knows it. No big whoop. Then a few days later this showed up in our inbox:Hello |
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| FREE TIBET OOKIE! |
| Published: July 18, 2007, 12:20 pm |
| Tags: That S One Handsome Shirt, Michael Vick, Unsilent Majority, Dog Fighting, If They Called Me Ookie It Would Really Be On |
| BUY ME!As if we could really have an all-out Mike Vick day here in the blogosphere without an official wardrobe! When you go down to the courthouse for the trial of the century don't be caught without your o-fficial FREE OOKIE! clothes (because nudity just doesn't fly in those southern courthouses).Our first number is a vibrant red cotton t-shirt |
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| Yo! Nyt Raps: Surly 'Times' Readers Not Down With The Kids' Music |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 9:40 am |
| Tags: Clark Hoyt, New York Times, They Get Letters, Yo Nyt Raps |
| Among the pissing and moaning in the wake of new Times ombudsman Clark Hoyt's gentle suggestion that the paper might want to cover the saga of the Sulzberger family and its struggle to maintain... |
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| In Brief: Crazy animal-rights activists try to keep ... |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 1:41 pm |
| Tags: Quicklinks, They Hate Food |
| Crazy animal-rights activists try to keep us from eating horses, dog, cats, etc. Cybercast News] |
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| In Brief: GOP candidates shunning the Republican YouTube ... |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 3:15 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Mitt Romney, Quicklinks, They Hate Snowmen |
| GOP candidates shunning the Republican YouTube debate, with Mitt Romney specifically saying that a man of wealth and taste like Mitt Romney is not going to be demeaned by a fucking snowman video.... |
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| Cardboard Tube Bridge |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 9:07 pm |
| Tags: Crazy Hacks, What Were They Thinking |
| We have all seen the Popsicle stick bridges that can hold some heavy weights. This cardboard tube bridge takes bridge building to the next level! “Weighing 7.5 tonnes, the bridge is made from 281 cardboard tubes, each 11.5 centimetres (four inches) across and 11.9 millimetres thick. The steps are recycled paper and plastic and the |
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