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Today's Fresh Blogs...| Kids Today: The Most Annoying Liberal Arts School In The U.S. |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 6:15 pm |
| Tags: Cheaters Never Prosper, Heavy Hangs The Head, Kids Today, Polls, Rankings, Sarah Lawrence, Top, We Re All Winners Except Not, Wesleyan |
| Hello there, liberal arts college grad! Until we started doing this monumental search for annoying colleges, we had no idea so many of you lurked among us, spreading your pansexual,... |
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| Kids Today: Miss Manners Sees Through Rich Parents' Ruses |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 12:40 pm |
| Tags: Charity, Kids Today, Miss Manners, The Rich |
| Today, the Times' Tina Kelley (where's the color war story, btw?) investigates a new phenomenon on the suburban New Jersey kids' birthday party circuit. Seems that some parents, whether through... |
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| Literary Business: 'n+1' To Poison Slightly Younger Minds |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 9:40 am |
| Tags: Kids Today, Kunkeled, Literary Business, N 1, Times Select |
| n+1—the most important literary journal of your slightly younger brother's time—is making a pamphlet for college freshpeoples! This one is, say the editors, "about what we wish we'd known... |
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| Kids Today Dept.: Ah, To Be Young, Gifted, and Conservative |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 3:36 pm |
| Tags: Ann Coulter, Kids Today Dept, Young Conservatives, Young Republicans |
| We’ve been staring at this soul-scraping story on Fox about the Young America’s [sic] National Conservative Student Conference all day and trying to psych ourselves up to deal with it. ... |
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| Caricature: Wesleyan Strikes Back With An Ironic Comic Strip |
| Published: August 8, 2007, 12:05 pm |
| Tags: Caricature, Cartooning, Equal Time, Kids Today, Not Having Very Many Reference Points When It Comes To Satire, Seriously We Have Basically Never Heard Of The Onion, Wesleyan |
| We called them "the most annoying liberal arts school in the U.S." And then, boy, they sure showed us! |
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| Fire In The Hole: Drive-Thru Pranks Flooding YouTube |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 3:40 pm |
| Tags: Clips, Fire In The Hole, Kids Today, Kind Of Hilarious Kind Of Awful, The Death Throes Of Late Capitalism, What S Wrong America |
| newVideoPlayer("soda_throw_gawker.flv", 475, 376); NBC News blows the lid off the depravity on YouTube. No, not swinger housewives gone wild: There's a rash of videos being uploaded of kids tossing... |
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| Kids Today: After an exhausting seven months of polling, ... |
| Published: August 20, 2007, 6:10 pm |
| Tags: Associated Press, Kids Today, Mtv, Surveys |
| After an exhausting seven months of polling, MTV and the Associated Press have finished a survey of America's youth. (Those aged 13-24, at least.) Turns out, kids are happy! Especially white kids,... |
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| The Hamptons: The East Hampton Townies |
| Published: August 21, 2007, 5:00 pm |
| Tags: Kids Today, Photos, The Hamptons, The Locals |
| After trying to buy the Blue Book at Bookhampton in East Hampton (they were "out" of the social register, but they'd take my number), we ran into this kind of scary bunch of kids hanging out outside... |
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| Hey Hey W, How Many Kids Today Were Killed By You Dept.: Bush: Iraq Pretty Much Like Vietnam |
| Published: August 22, 2007, 10:51 am |
| Tags: Bullshit, George W Bush, Hey Hey W How Many Kids Today Were Killed By You Dept, History, Iraq, Speeches, Vietnam, War |
| With his daughter getting married, his administration wiretapping all of his political enemies, paranoia running rampant and everyone in country high out of their minds on coke, Bush has finally come to realize that his pointless, unwinnable war is exactly like Johnson and Nixon’s pointless, unwinnable war. Because while before we were |
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| Kids Today: Every year, Beloit College in Wisconsin creates ... |
| Published: August 22, 2007, 10:45 am |
| Tags: Kids Today |
| Every year, Beloit College in Wisconsin creates a list to help teachers understand the mindset of incoming freshmen, and The Wall Street Journal has a few items from the list today. Believe us: The... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] |
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| At The Movies: No, Megahyped Indie 'Hannah Takes The Stairs' Is Not Good |
| Published: August 23, 2007, 11:20 am |
| Tags: 180s, At The Movies, Hannah Takes The Stairs, Indie Whatever, Movies, Mumblecore, The Kids Today |
| Two minutes or so into 'Hannah Takes The Stairs,' the little film that's had its proverbial shaggy haircut lovingly mussed by every critic under the sun, a dickish but clueless boss character... |
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| Kids Today: Stupid College Freshmen Need Stupid Advice |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 2:10 pm |
| Tags: Blogs, College Students, Helpful Critters, Kids Today, New York Times |
| The New York Times has taken upon itself the responsibilities of in loco parentis. Or maybe, in loco retardis, because the New York tips they're publishing for new college arrivals are WOW IDIOTIC.... |
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| College: Admissions officers reveal what anyone who's ... |
| Published: September 4, 2007, 2:25 pm |
| Tags: College, Kids Today, The Troof |
| Admissions officers reveal what anyone who's ever applied to college already knows. Those interviews don't mean jackshit: "It would be a rare interview faux pas that could disqualify an applicant,... |
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| Breaking Up The Band: CollegeHumor Founder Hits The Road |
| Published: September 10, 2007, 4:30 pm |
| Tags: Barry Diller, Breaking Up The Band, College Humor, Kids Today, Ricky Van Veen, Things About Barry Diller That Not True As Far As We Know, Zack Klein |
| The adorable scamps of CollegeHumor haven't let The Man break their spirit: They're still living the life of hard-partying sophomores, even though they've got jillions of dollars and ostensibly real... |
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| Cut The Cord: Nation's College Freshman Face Trauma Of Redecoration |
| Published: September 20, 2007, 3:55 pm |
| Tags: Cut The Cord, Kids Today, New York Times, Remember Kent State, Sleeping In The Study In Protest The New Fucking Black Guy |
| Poor Maeve McGilloway! On her first visit back home after spending three weeks at college, the Middlebury freshman made a horrifying discovery. The room where she'd spent the first 18 years of her... |
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