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• Martin Kennedy, I Cannot Believe I Have to Explain this to You

  Published: August 28, 2007, 12:59 pm

  Tags: Open Letters To Folks Who Need Them, The Duhs, The Conservative Soap Opera, Things I Hate

  There may come a time when you have to kill a dog. Here are a list of acceptable ways to do so: 1. Take it to the vet and have it put down. 2. Shoot it, preferably in the back of the head. Here are just a few unacceptable ways of killing dogs, as taken from Michael Vick’s indictment: 1. Drowning 2. Hanging 3. Slamming to the

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• They Make Excellent Cat Toys, Too

  Published: September 15, 2007, 11:58 pm

  Tags: Stories About Me, The Duhs

  I think that, if you’re digging through my purse and the worst thing that happens to you is that a tampon flies across the room and hits you in the head, you’ve probably gotten off pretty lucky. Just saying.

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• Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat

  Published: October 2, 2007, 1:52 pm

  Tags: Friends Amp Amp Acquaintances, The Duhs

  Out in the real world, I continue to have long, impassioned discussions about this post and so, even though this is on my list of least fun things for me to talk about, I’m dredging it up again. I just have some random things I want to say about it. 1. I am rejecting the notion that my weight is an indication of my worth as a human being.

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• Someone Send Campfield a Copy of the Constitution

  Published: May 20, 2008, 4:30 pm

  Tags: Politics And Other Nonsense, The Conservative Soap Opera, The Duhs

  Because he’s apparently unaware of the 14th Amendment. I tried to add an amendment to a bill that would have removed all state services to illegal immigrants not mandated by federal law. It would also stop the issuance of state issued birth certificates unless one parent was a legal citizen. It was killed 57 to 39. [emphasis mine] Good god.

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• Am I Missing Something? How Does this Happen?

  Published: July 1, 2008, 7:12 pm

  Tags: About Town, The Duhs

  You’re Rocketown, a venue where adults and children are supposed to be able to go hear “appropriate” music in a drug and alcohol free environment. And yet you book Th’ Legendary Shack Shakers? And then are surprised when Wilkes’s penis gets whipped out? Did you do no research before you booked these guys? (h/t

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• Gee, I Wonder Why

  Published: August 5, 2008, 9:46 am

  Tags: America How Can I Write A Holy Litany In Your Silly Moo, The Duhs

  One of the more interesting accusations to come out of the whole Shelbyville/Tyson/Somali thing is that the Somalis are rude, oh, so rude, you don’t even understand how rude they are, America, but my god the rudeness, and you know how we Southerners are, with our politeness and so the rudeness is even more galling to us and did I mention how

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