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| Heavens To Betsy: The Appropriate Way To Showcase Your Team Loyalty |
| Published: August 23, 2007, 10:00 am |
| Tags: College Football, Heavens To Betsy, Oklahoma Sooners, Texas Longhorns |
| We're still a month and a half from the ole Red River rivalry game between Oklahoma and Texas, and, as always, emotions are running high. How high? Oh, "bust open the opposing fan's scrotum" high.... |
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| Heavens To Betsy: The Appropriate Way To Showcase Your Team Loyalty |
| Published: August 23, 2007, 10:00 am |
| Tags: College Football, Heavens To Betsy, Oklahoma Sooners, Texas Longhorns |
| game between Oklahoma and Texas, and, as always, emotions are running high. How high? Oh, "bust open the opposing fan's scrotum" high. (That's pretty high.) An Oklahoma fan has been charged with felony aggravated assault and battery for attacking a man simply for wearing a Longhorns shirt into a bar. And when we say attack, we really mean |
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| Cultural Oddsmaker: What's The Next Scrotum-Ripping Situation To Happen Between Rival Sports Fans? |
| Published: August 24, 2007, 3:25 pm |
| Tags: Cultural Oddsmaker, Oklahoma Sooners, Ouchy, Scrotum Ripping, Texas Longhorns |
| AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Email him to let him know what you think. There's a piece in this month's Philadelphia magazine about Eagles fandom, the lunacy, the sadness, ... |
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| Cultural Oddsmaker: What's The Next Scrotum-Ripping Situation To Happen Between Rival Sports Fans? |
| Published: August 24, 2007, 3:25 pm |
| Tags: Cultural Oddsmaker, Oklahoma Sooners, Ouchy, Scrotum Ripping, Texas Longhorns |
| just that to an unsuspecting Texas Longhorn supporter who was just stopping by a bar for a beer. Who hasn't had nightmares about this? I can't even fall asleep with my jeans on because I'm always afraid that I'll roll over the wrong way, get my sack tangled, and riiiiip. Thinking about it gives me that swallowed-a-rotten-oyster indigestion |
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| THE LOCKER ROOM 9/18 Evening Edition |
| Published: September 18, 2007, 5:21 pm |
| Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Byron Leftwich, David Rabinowitz, James Henry, Joey Harrington, Michael Vick, Nfl, Nflpa, Players Union, Sean Burke, Texas Longhorns, The Locker Room |
| committee hearing. The Texas Longhorns uniform must have a sign that says "arrest me," on it. Freshman running back James Henry has been charged with two felony counts of obstruction and tampering with evidence, making him the sixth Longhorns player arrested since June.Orangebloods.com feels bad for head coach Mack Brown. Goalie |
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| Kevin Youkilis Plays For The Longhorns |
| Published: October 4, 2007, 12:00 am |
| Tags: Bad Editing, Boston Red Sox, Colt Mccoy, Kevin Youkilis, Texas Longhorns |
| Do you think someone hit a wrong button when they submitted this photo in? I sure as heck think so. Click on photo to see it full-size. The person in the picture is Texas Longhorn’s QB Colt McCoy. That is certainly not Kevin Youkilis rounding bases. Some really good editing over at Yahoo! Photos. Nottttttttttt. [Yahoo Photos] |
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| Spotes Notes, 10.09.07: Tennis Coach Affair with Student; Phil Jackson Rests Some Lakers; Sam Mitchell Doesn’t Like Europe; Mack Strong Retires; Limas Sweed, J.D. Booty Hurt; Taylor Bradford Killers Arrested |
| Published: October 9, 2007, 1:43 am |
| Tags: Claire Lyte, John David Booty, Kobe Bryant, La Lakers, Lamar Odom, Limas Sweed, Luke Walton, Mack Strong, Memphis, Phil Jackson, Rony Turiaf, Seattle Seahawks, Taylor Bradford, Texas Longhorns, Usc, Women S Tennis |
| A while back I wrote about Serena Williams and the life and ways of female tennis players. I wrote of knowing from my time playing challenger circuit tournaments and seeing lesbians in and around the Women’s Tennis Association (WTA) corrupting young girls and “turning them out.” I was lambasted be some, vilified by more. However, |
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| Face Rape: You Might Want To Stop Talking For A While, Lapham |
| Published: October 13, 2007, 2:30 pm |
| Tags: College Football, Face Rape, Iowa State Cyclones, Texas Longhorns |
| A few thousand of you wasted no time in messaging me Dave Lapham's interesting call during today's Texas-Iowa State game. And thank you. But only one gentleman took the time and effort to record and... |
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| Face Rape: You Might Want To Stop Talking For A While, Lapham |
| Published: October 13, 2007, 2:30 pm |
| Tags: College Football, Face Rape, Iowa State Cyclones, Texas Longhorns |
| A few thousand of you wasted no time in messaging me Dave Lapham's interesting call during today's Texas-Iowa State game. And thank you. But only one gentleman took the time and effort to record and upload it for the world to see. Mr. Awful Announcing, I promise to never "face rape" you. As for the rest of you... |
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| Other Coaches Can Live Vicariously Through Mike Leach |
| Published: November 12, 2007, 10:17 pm |
| Tags: Big Twelve Football, Evil Empire, Texas Longhorns, Texas Tech Red Raiders, Bad Calls, Boo Birds, Boosters, Mike Leach, Oliver Stone |
| suck. Well, according to the Texas Tech head coach, Mike Leach, you can think and say it. Fight the power coach!!! Mike “Fuck the officials” Leach ripped into the officials that “the man” assigned to work the game between Texas Tech and Texas last Saturday. Though he didn’t call any official out by name, he made a |
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| Texas Longhorns’ Defensive Line Dances Soulja Boy |
| Published: November 15, 2007, 6:02 pm |
| Tags: College Football, Football, Texas Longhorns, University Of Texas |
| This is from about a month ago, but I just came across it and thought it was amusing. I have no idea why they all of a sudden decided to start dancing to Soulja Boy, but they move rather eloquently. They may be able to replace cheerleaders even. Picture it- oversize linemen, possibly taking their [...] |
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| Look out: Texas might be better without Kevin ... [Texas Longhorns] |
| Published: December 3, 2007, 10:30 am |
| Tags: Texas Longhorns |
| Look out: Texas might be better without Kevin Durant. [Sports Lounge Blog] |
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| Look out: Texas might be better without Kevin ... [Texas Longhorns] |
| Published: December 3, 2007, 10:30 am |
| Tags: Texas Longhorns |
| Look out: Texas might be better without Kevin Durant. [Sports Lounge Blog] |
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| Project “Find An Offense Coordinator Like the Bear Had” Could Begin Soon |
| Published: January 15, 2008, 7:51 pm |
| Tags: Alabama Crimson Tide, Bama Bangs, Bama Sucks, Bama Zoids, Bammers, Bear Is Dead, Big Twelve Football, Nick Saban, Texas Longhorns |
| Several published reports in Texas on Monday night said Applewhite is a prime candidate to join Mack Brown’s staff at the University of Texas. The only vacancy on the Longhorns staff is for running backs coach. But the job could be sweetened by adding a title such as assistant head coach. Of Bama has no comment on the situation. (As always) |
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| If you want respect, schedule good teams, Part 3 of 4 |
| Published: February 20, 2008, 8:46 am |
| Tags: Kansas Jayhawks, Hawai I Warriors, Boise State Broncos, Texas Longhorns, Strength Of Schedule, Lsu Tigers, Utah Utes, Pitt Panthers, Kansas State Wildcats |
| season game was against Texas Tech, which won eight games. So now that the SEC fans are laughing at the rest of the BCS teams, here it goes. In 2003, LSU won the BCS national championship, but didn't have to work that hard to get there. It was a down year in the SEC, and LSU jumped at the opportunity. The first three wins were near |
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