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• I'm credible, because I say I am

  Published: May 24, 2007, 1:43 pm

  Tags: Karl Rove, Democrats Equal Terrorists, Turd Blossom, I Sometimes Read Reports, Uncle Dick, Democrats Are Stupid

  Hey folks, I just had me one of them "press conferences" that I hate so much. Good ole Uncle Karl, or "Turd Blossom," as I like to call 'em told me that I better do it, so even though I sure didn't want to, I did it anyway. See when you're presi... Read and post comments Send to a friend

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• I brood you a beer, but I drinkt it? ***

  Published: July 21, 2007, 2:59 pm

  Tags: Stupid Humor

  I brood you a beer, but I drinkt it?*** Your Score: Sad Cookie Cat 51% Affectionate, 45% Excitable, 66% Hungry You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar

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• Parolee's crime wave foiled by GPS anklet

  Published: July 30, 2007, 12:03 am

  Tags: California, Crime, Criminal, Dumb, Gang, Gps Tracking, Gpstracking, Parole, Police, Stupid, Tracking

  Filed under: GPSFor most of us level-headed citizens, we'd probably straighten up our act if a GPS bracelet was strapped onto us by the boys in blue, but for a certain Southern California parolee, his skewed judgment recently got the best of him. Just months after a pilot program was instituted to hopefully deter ex-gang members from committing

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• Perspiring man electrocuted by his PC

  Published: August 1, 2007, 12:40 am

  Tags: Air Conditioner, Air Conditioning, Airconditioner, Airconditioning, Dumb, Electrocuted, Electrocution, Stupid, Weird

  Filed under: DesktopsA 20-year old student in Shanghai's Yangpu District perished after being "electrocuted by his computer." Reportedly, the man removed the external case from his desktop to prevent it from overheating in the non-air conditioned room, and when his legs came into contact with the innards, the resulting shock left him deceased.

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• L8R SK8R: Roller Blades of Death have Petrol Motor, No Brakes

  Published: August 1, 2007, 7:40 am

  Tags: China, Gadgets, Gasoline Skater Shoes, L8r Sk8r, Motor, Petrol, Stupid, Transport

  Customs officers in Britain have seized 150 pairs of motorized roller blades, amid safety fears. The skates, known as Gasoline Skating Shoes, are fitted with a 25cc motor and have a top speed of 20 mph. Classed as a motorized vehicle, users would need a driving license, insurance and L-plates, were they legal. Check the video with its incongruous

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• PK Gets Served, And This Time, It Ain't By No Titty-Lickin' Barista

  Published: August 1, 2007, 1:12 pm

  Tags: Bad Ms Paint, Mmp, Yeah Being Poor Sucks So Stop Reading Online Columns Get Second Job Already, Stupid Fucking Tags Case Sensitive, I Hate The South, Peter King

  I feel like I have to say this every fucking time we talk about the man, but here goes: We love Peter King. We love his...okay, maybe we don't LOVE him. We certainly do LIKE him, but, you know, there are all these other NFL columnists running around and--No, no, Petey, come on, baby. You're the best. You're numero uno to us, man. That was Spanish,

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• The Richest Player in Pirate History. Really.

  Published: August 2, 2007, 12:31 am

  Tags: Matthew Cash Morris, Pirates, Mlb, Stupid Gms

  The Parrot touched on this Tuesday, in basic fan response to a trade that is, um, not exactly great (better words to describe such a fleecing escape us, actually). But we were surfing these here nets tonight, waiting on Mr. Bonds to do his business and get out of the litter box, when a Post-Gazette article reminded us that the recently acquired

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• Rewrites: Jane Mayer's Secret C.I.A. World Torture Prisons For Dummies

  Published: August 6, 2007, 3:10 pm

  Tags: Jane Mayer, Rewrites, Summer Makes You Stupid

  It's Monday. You're maybe still on the jitney, or you're just a little sunburned. Sleepy! Do you really wanna read Jane Mayer's piece on the C.I.A.'s secret torture prisons in the New Yorker? But...

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• BAA humbug!

  Published: August 7, 2007, 4:15 am

  Tags: United Kingdom, September 11th, Airports, Muslim, Plane Stupid, Baa, Consumerism, America, Politics, Christianity, Terrorism, Comedy, George W Bush, Youtube, Environment

  need to question what Plane Stupid are trying to achieve. Plane Stupid is the group eventually banned from protesting outside Heathrow Airport over airport expansion last week. I find their name inspiring (I myself want to put a stop to donkey and mule-related methane emissions and am starting a group called Dumb Ass) and their overall aim of

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• Swingin' On Campus: N.Y.U. Now A Trade School

  Published: August 7, 2007, 2:40 pm

  Tags: New York University, Stupid Kids, Swingin On Campus

  Talks of a merger between New York University and Polytechnic University are back on, after a three year period of alternately not speaking followed by glancing shyly at each other at parties across...

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• Chingy used for good As some of you will recall, ...

  Published: August 8, 2007, 2:10 pm

  Tags: Stupid Humor, Work, Pop Culture

  Chingy used for goodAs some of you will recall, it is CHALLENGING to find work in Los Angeles and when I first got here I was S.O.L. for a good long while. But fish gotta swim and bills gotta get paid, so I did a lot of odd jobs. One of them was working half-days at an extremely expensive private school...on the lunch truck. Some background on the

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• BAA humbug!

  Published: August 9, 2007, 4:15 am

  Tags: United Kingdom, September 11th, Airports, Muslim, Plane Stupid, Baa, Consumerism, America, Politics, Christianity, Terrorism, Comedy, George W Bush, Youtube, Environment

  need to question what Plane Stupid are trying to achieve. Plane Stupid is the group eventually banned from protesting outside Heathrow Airport over airport expansion last week. I find their name inspiring (I myself want to put a stop to donkey and mule-related methane emissions and am starting a group called Dumb Ass) and their overall aim of

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• Stu Bykofsky is the Axis of Evil?

  Published: August 10, 2007, 3:36 pm

  Tags: Terrorism, Media, Stupid, Blogging

  Bykofsky showed some extreme stupidity in his column. While Bykofsky acknowledged that our body politic is fractured because of the ineptitude of the Bushies in Iraq, that doesn’t justify the extreme of calling for another 9/11. Stu, for real, now. We need to get rid of the incompetents, and to hound them out of office. Just as Bush

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• Oregon woman forefits lottery winnings after using boyfriends dead mothers credit card

  Published: August 11, 2007, 12:08 am

  Tags: Stupid News, Jail, Lottery

  A woman from Oregon must return approximately $1 million dollars she won off a lottery ticket officials said. Christina Goodenow, a woman from White City Oregon bought a lottery ticket with her boyfriend's dead mother's credit card and won a million dollars off a scratch and win ticket. She then told officials to keep quiet because she was a

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• College Aged Kid Drives Blind While Friend Coaches

  Published: August 13, 2007, 4:38 pm

  Tags: General Education, Coach, College, Driver, Kid, Police, Stupid

  "A little to the left, a little to the right. Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight."Perhaps the coaching went something along those lines. A 20-year old dude and his friend went for a drive in the southern city of Tartu in the Baltic state of Estonia. (I feel safe already.)The car weaved, then jerked back...repeatedly.

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