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• There's Worm In Yer Chinese Choc'late

  Published: September 4, 2007, 10:12 am

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat

  China’s fun-filled moments with the international community don’t seem to stop, as fake Ferrero Rocher chocolates from China were found to contain worms, moths, and larvae. We actually know of a guy who knows some guy whose cousin’s friend’s neighbor almost ATE a morsel of worm-filled chocolate from China — and

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• Extra Crunchy Japanese Rice Crackers

  Published: September 6, 2007, 12:27 pm

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat

  The jibachi senbei crackers from Omachi, Japan. Comes chock full of all the digger wasps you wanna eat. via Tags: jibachi senbei

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• Have Larger Breasts, Chew The Boobie Chew'

  Published: September 13, 2007, 1:50 am

  Tags: Bullshit Meister, Strange Things To Eat, Strange Commodities

  Ah, the 1980s. An innocent time when surgical boob jobs were apparently not very fashionable, so women chewed the Boobie Chew gum to get bigger hooters. So that’s why those girls were always nibbling like goats in trance in all those crappy 1980s films. Tags: Boobie Chew, breast expansion

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• Oven-roasted Alligator

  Published: September 13, 2007, 1:27 am

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat

  We wonder which part of “glazed and spiced, teriyaki-style” failed to make us want to eat this fabulous thing. link

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• The Goatse Cake

  Published: September 13, 2007, 10:39 am

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat

  Leave the balls for grandma, will you. via Tags: goatse

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• Pepsi Magic

  Published: September 28, 2007, 9:08 pm

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat, Snaps

  If Pepsi-Cola’s “Flavoring component no. 1″ has this “Corrosive” sign, then the logical conclusion for the final product is… it’s refreshing! Tags: Pepsi Cola

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• Extracting Vanilla From Cow Dung

  Published: October 5, 2007, 7:16 am

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat

  “Mommy, I wanna eat that!” That, and several other winners of this year’s Ig Nobel Prize. Tags: Mayu Yamamoto, Annals of Improbable Research, Marc Abrahams

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• Dead Cockroach Delight

  Published: October 7, 2007, 9:52 pm

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat

  This dude discovers why his bread was so mind-blowingly scrumptious, it almost tasted like chicken.

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• Hon. Larry Craig's Favorite Recipe

  Published: October 8, 2007, 10:34 pm

  Tags: Bullshit Meister, Filth, Strange Things To Eat

  Airport restroom stall habitue Sen. Larry Craig loves eating, and what he loves most is eating a “potato, lubricated with butter, and with the center cored, shove a hotdog right in it.” He sounds like he’s on to something, we just can’t figure out what. link Tags: Larry Craig

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• Damn Those Tasty Douglas Little Chocolate Skulls

  Published: October 22, 2007, 10:19 am

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat

  of the Mori ex Cacao (death by chocolate), which are skull-shaped bittersweet chocolate filled with chilli, scorched caramel, or brandied cherry. It’s the perfect gift to help you get laid with whoever demon-fanged bitch from hell you’re hitting on this Halloween. link Tags: Douglas Little, Valerie Gordon, Mori ex Cacao

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• The Tastiest Cake You Can Send To A Weasel Boss The Morning After You Quit

  Published: October 28, 2007, 9:54 pm

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat, Snaps

  The cake is actually mine. But what you don’t see are the three live ninja guinea pigs buried underneath it, all ready to spring into action the moment a fork hits the center. Awesome!

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• Assholes For Dinner

  Published: November 4, 2007, 10:19 pm

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat

  Something about this whole package tells us fish assholes taste exactly like all other expensive shit, “Manhattan style.” via Tags: fish asshole

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• The Golden Rule, As Always, Is If You Wanna Shit Gold, Eat Gold

  Published: December 11, 2007, 12:49 am

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat, Strange Commodities

  24-karat gold leaf you can eat and “increase your self-worth.” And they’re actually selling it for $425 a pop, so if you try one and you still feel hopelessly empty, maybe you can sell the golden poop for at least half that price. We hear there are people who would buy that kind of shit, pun totally intended. Tags: gold

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• Kittiwat Unarrom's Horrific Eatables

  Published: December 12, 2007, 9:06 pm

  Tags: Strange Celebrities, Strange Things To Eat

  not sure if anyone actually eats it. In the video below, the artist-baker talks about his procedure, and guess why we don’t understand a goddamn word? Tags: Kittiwat Unarrom

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• Deliciously Expensive Caffeine Shot

  Published: December 20, 2007, 10:05 pm

  Tags: Strange Things To Eat, Starbucks, Mocha, Expensive, Hazelnut, Venti, Unsmiling, Caramel, Cinnamon

  This dude is happily drinking what unsmiling experts say is the “most expensive” liquid from Starbucks: a 13-shot venti soy hazelnut vanilla cinnamon white mocha with extra white mocha and caramel. Which didn’t matter because it was free, anyway. Tags: Starbucks

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