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Today's Fresh Blogs...| More Carny Reaction: What Will You Do When Barry Hits #756? |
| Published: July 29, 2007, 11:40 am |
| Tags: 100 Injury Rate, Bohchris, Sports Hernia, Barry Bonds, Rupert, Home Run Record, Fan Reactions, Hank Aaron, Dcscrap, Lozo |
| Bonds. Sort of."Tbone, The Sports Hernia: We're going to put on our Francisco Cabrera jerseys and make noises with our armpits.Rupert, Ghosts of Wayne Fontes: I'm going to buy an A-Rod jersey.BOHChris, The Blog of Hilarity: I'll be watching John from Cincinnati and promise to be equally annoyed having to see the clip of The Asterisk Making Shot |
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| Devil Rays to Not Play for Two Weeks Just to See if Anyone Notices |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 12:11 pm |
| Tags: Sports Hernia, Mlb, Devil Rays, Satire |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaThe Tampa Bay Devil Rays announced today that they will not be showing up for games over the next two weeks "just to see if anyone notices." While many might think MLB officials would indeed notice since they held a press conference announcing it, no cameras, reporters, interns, custodians, senior citizens or mascots |
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| NFL Preview: Baltimore Ravens |
| Published: September 7, 2007, 3:38 pm |
| Tags: Nfl, Troy Smith, Steve Mcnair, Sports Hernia, Ravens, Nfl Previews, Chris Mcallister, Brian Billick |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaDoes anything ever change with the Ravens? They always have a good defense, they always have a ridiculously shaky quarterback situation, they always have a retarded linebacker who makes Randy Watson look sane, and Brian Billick's hair gets as increasingly ridiculous as his arrogant press conferences.If you're a Ravens |
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| THE FABULOUS MOOLAH: A LOOK BACK |
| Published: November 6, 2007, 2:33 pm |
| Tags: Women Wrestlers, The Fabulous Moolah, Wrestling, Sports Hernia, Videos, Satire, Wwe |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaOne of wrestling's truest legends, the Fabulous Moolah, passed away last Friday so we thought it would be appropriate to pay tribute to this woman and her amazing 51-year wrestling career. We also couldn't resist rehashing some of the more special, emotional moments of her storied wrestling days with this list of |
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| VCR QUARTERBACK TO CALL PLAYS FOR DOLPHINS SUNDAY |
| Published: November 14, 2007, 10:20 am |
| Tags: Nfl, Sports Hernia, Satire, Dolphins |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaIn a somewhat questionable move, Cam Cameron, the mildly successful coach and offensive play-caller of the 0-9 Dolphins has announced that all offensive plays this Sunday will be called by legendary board game, VCR Quarterback. Despite being away from the game since 1986, VCR Quarterback is expected to fare admirably, |
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| PHIL JACKSON'S "BROKEBACK" REMARK STARTS YET ANOTHER NBA TREND |
| Published: November 17, 2007, 10:44 am |
| Tags: Brokeback Mountain, Nba, Sports Hernia, Phil Jackson, Lakers, Satire |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaPhil Jackson was recently quoted after a loss as saying, "We call this a Brokeback Mountain game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts. It was one of those games."As is with anything else in the NBA - cornrows, tattoos, crime, weed - these things have a tendency to catch on and catch on quickly. Here's what |
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| PROFILE: FORGOTTEN NBA LEGEND BOB THORNTON |
| Published: November 21, 2007, 12:10 pm |
| Tags: Nba, Sports Hernia, Sixers, Satire, Bob Thornton, Nba Legends |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaBob George ThorntonHeight: An extremely unimposing 6'10"Weight: A gutsy 225 lbs.Hair: Seemingly flowing, but running for the hillsTeams: Knicks, Sixers, T'wolves, Jazz, BulletsStats: When broken out into actual numbers, Bob Thornton's career stats of 3 points, 2 rebounds, 0.1 blocks and 2 fouls per game can be somewhat |
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| AHMAD RASHAD WITH THE PATS PUNTER: THE FIRST INTERVIEW |
| Published: November 25, 2007, 12:47 pm |
| Tags: Nfl, Patriots, Sports Hernia, Ahmad Rashad, Interview, Satire |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaThe Patriots low-profile punter (pictured to the right) has clearly had oodles of time on his hands this season and since no one in the world wants to sit down and interview this guy, Ahmad Rashad was kind enough to settle his differences with us and return for another landmark interview, his first since we leaked his |
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| PROFILE: FORGOTTEN NBA LEGEND JOHN CROTTY |
| Published: November 28, 2007, 10:54 am |
| Tags: Nba, Sports Hernia, Satire, John Crotty, Nba Legends |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaJohn CrottyHeight: A painfully white 6'1"Weight: 185lbs. of blistering courage (as shown at right)Hair: MajesticTeams: Jazz, Cavs, Heat, Blazers, Sonics, Pistons, Nuggets... Christ, who didn't he wave the towel for?Stats: It was never really much of a numbers game for John Crotty, any fool that watched him ball knew it |
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| TALE OF THE TAPE: ELI VS. REX |
| Published: December 2, 2007, 12:12 pm |
| Tags: Nfl, Sports Hernia, Eli Manning, Bears Chi, Satire, Giants Ny, Rex Grossman |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaScrew the Packers and Cowboys, everyone was just too embarrassed to admit that all they thought about this week was the Giants/Bears showdown, headlined by two quarterbacks absolutely jazzed to be in the spotlight, Peyton's brother and Sweetchuck's nephew.Here's all you need to know about Sunday's barf 'n gag QB match-up |
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| CHECKING IN WITH "THEGARV" |
| Published: December 6, 2007, 9:14 am |
| Tags: Nfl, The Garv, Chad Pennington, Sports Hernia, Jets, Videos, Crazy Fans |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaThis past Sunday we posted an amazing discovery over on the Hernia, and his name is "TheGARV." TheGARV opened our eyes to one of the most ridiculous team theme songs we've ever heard, it's quite possibly the greatest or worst song ever made. And he wasn't kidding about it, he's dead serious, which is really why we love |
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| SPORTS QUOTES FROM YOUR OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY |
| Published: December 9, 2007, 3:12 pm |
| Tags: Holiday Parties, Sports Hernia, Satire |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaIt's that time of year again. Time for you to attend your painful office holiday party or God help you get dragged to one by your girlfriend. In order to prepare you for this soul-sucking dickdance, the SportsHernia presents some sports clich s/topics you can expect to hear this year:"Anyone hear the Twins |
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| 10 EASY STEPS TO BECOMING A JETS SUPERFAN |
| Published: December 12, 2007, 10:55 am |
| Tags: Sports Hernia, Jets, Fans, Lists |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaNot that anyone is thinking of doing this, but I'm sure at one point or another you've all wondered what it takes to become a Jets superfan, or you've at least asked yourself aloud 'who are these people draped in what appear to be fake mustaches?' while watching the always festive first round of the NFL draft. Well, |
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| 11 THINGS 'JETS NATION' CAN DO FROM 1-4 ON SUNDAY |
| Published: December 16, 2007, 9:22 am |
| Tags: Sports Hernia, Jets, Fans, Lists |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaIf Jets Nation actually exists, here's a list of 11 things for them to do from 1-4pm this Sunday while watching the federal pound-me-in-the-ass beating courtesy of the Patriots. We did a list of 11 because Rick Mirer (3) + Browning Nagle (8) = 11, obviously. Not that you didn't already assume that. Replace the cans on |
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| HERM EDWARDS STILL NOT SORRY FOR SUCKING |
| Published: December 19, 2007, 10:50 am |
| Tags: Nfl, Chiefs, Sports Hernia, Satire, Herm Edwards |
| Tbone, The Sports HerniaChiefs head coach Herm Edwards apologized to the fans of Kansas City Tuesday after telling them last week to "get over it," referring to their not-so-fun losing record of 4-10. Coach Edwards however failed to use the opportunity to simply apologize for sucking and perhaps own up to the fact that he's entirely responsible |
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