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• L'Oreal - the ugly face of the French beauty conglomerate

  Published: July 7, 2007, 6:14 pm

  Tags: Soap Opera, L Oreal, Ethnicity, White Perfect, Mexico, France, Race Card

  sad about Indian and Mexican soap operas' lead characters being usually white or nearly white, while the roles of cleamers, criminals and so on and so forth remain reserved for the darker actors. The same is true of 'White Perfect'.I guess the only sensible answer to such an issue is to outlaw the sale of 'White Perfect' and similar products and

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• It’s Late, We’ve All Been Drinking, Let’s Go Watch the Anti-Abortionists Backtrack!

  Published: August 11, 2007, 1:32 am

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera, America How Can I Write Holy Litany In Your Silly Moo, Politics Other Nonsense

  Y’all, I come home to find that the anti-abortionists no longer believe that abortion is murder. I’m so stunned I almost don’t know what to think. Is the worth of a human fetus tied to the stock market–the market plummets and suddenly a human life just isn’t worth what it was before? Because I could have sworn

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• Campfield’s onto Me!

  Published: August 14, 2007, 5:59 pm

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera, Politics Other Nonsense

  Campfield asks: “Is the left sexist?” How many female bloggers does Campfield link to? Three. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, etc. Edited to add: He seems to think that all lefty bloggers are “angry, rich white males who don’t play well with others.” How’s that

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• What the Heck?!

  Published: August 16, 2007, 3:44 pm

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera, America How Can I Write Holy Litany In Your Silly Moo

  Check “Think Progress“: In his interview with Rush Limbaugh this afternoon, Karl Rove claimed that the people criticizing Bush are sort of elite, effete snobs who can't hold a candle to this guy. What they don't like about him is that he is common sense, that he is Middle America. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

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• Campfield’s Calling Me Lazy?!

  Published: August 19, 2007, 12:03 am

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera, Politics Other Nonsense

  Not too lazy to run spell-check on my posts, though, unlike some folks. Ha, no, that’s not true. I fail to remember to run spellcheck all the time. You can read the whole post, decide if you like whether it’s about me specifically. I’m pretty sure it is. Note the talk of google, the refutation of my numbers, the talk of

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• Stacey Campfield! Now is the Time to Put Your Money Where Your Mouth is!

  Published: August 20, 2007, 12:58 pm

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera, Politics Other Nonsense, Abortion

  So, if you’ve been flitting around the internet, you’ve certainly noticed that Campfield is still on his whole “Liberals love puppies more than they love babies” kick. And, unfortunately, he’s got folks riled up. Now, Mark Rose is all “Dogs receive more protection than unborn human beings.” Really, at

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• My Magical Cooter

  Published: August 28, 2007, 1:12 pm

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera, America How Can I Write Holy Litany In Your Silly Moo, Politics Other Nonsense

  The longer I read conservative bloggers, the more convinced I become in their belief that my cooter has magical properties. I could, for example, not want to have a baby, but, if only the State could coerce me into passing a baby through my cooter, it would transform me into good mother who would be grateful to have a child and who would never

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• Martin Kennedy, I Cannot Believe I Have to Explain this to You

  Published: August 28, 2007, 12:59 pm

  Tags: Open Letters To Folks Who Need Them, The Duhs, The Conservative Soap Opera, Things I Hate

  There may come a time when you have to kill a dog. Here are a list of acceptable ways to do so: 1. Take it to the vet and have it put down. 2. Shoot it, preferably in the back of the head. Here are just a few unacceptable ways of killing dogs, as taken from Michael Vick’s indictment: 1. Drowning 2. Hanging 3. Slamming to the

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• Sean Braisted, If I Had Not Just Gotten Out of One Sham Marriage, I Would Totally Sham Marry You

  Published: August 28, 2007, 11:21 pm

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera, Politics Other Nonsense

  Sean Braisted says: Dave, while good at dispensing advice such as “eat rice and beans” and “don’t buy stuff you don’t need”, isn’t exactly a public policy expert. Ramsey is the quintessential wealthy Williamson County Republican who thinks Social Security, et al, are just socialist schemes which take

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• God, That Michelle Malkin is Such a Lee

  Published: August 28, 2007, 11:34 pm

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera

  Lee says: Calling a man girly' isn't insulting to women, no more than calling a woman manly' is insulting to men. It's insulting towards the person who is being called the term, and really isn't that nice. But it is not the disparagement of an entire gender to do so. I have but one question for my charming conservative reader, if I started

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• Conservatives: For a Government Small Enough to Sneek into Your Bedroom

  Published: August 29, 2007, 12:41 pm

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera, Politics Other Nonsense

  Courtesy of Lil’ P, we learn that Martin Kennedy sees nothing funny about nor even particularly wrong with a self-hating gay man passing legislation that deliberately curtails the rights of other gay people. I will let those of you who are married without children explain to Martin how deep in bullshit he stands when he says,

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• Gentlemen, Help Me Understand

  Published: September 12, 2007, 9:28 pm

  Tags: Open Letters To Folks Who Need Them, The Conservative Soap Opera, Politics Other Nonsense, Y Men Amp Amp Masculinity

  Dear Gentlemen, Being a radical leftist feminist communist lesbian baby-killer, I mostly interact with men just to have sex with them so that I can abort the resulting pregnancies and laugh with all my girlfriends at how much their penises resembled tiny fungi while I vote Democrat and plot the overthrow of the Republican party here in Tennessee

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• Jesus Wept.

  Published: September 14, 2007, 7:55 pm

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera, America How Can I Write Holy Litany In Your Silly Moo

  The following makes me so angry I am out of words for it. When a judge can look at a woman standing before him trying to get an order of protection against her husband and tell her to “go back to Nicaragua,” even though she’s here legally, even though her children are U.S. citizens (His response to that? “The judge said

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• Are Conservatives Just More Depraved than Liberals?

  Published: September 16, 2007, 11:43 pm

  Tags: The Conservative Soap Opera

  When I think of “sex,” I usually imagine me and another consenting adult or two. I do have a little fantasy where Exador and Mack are in a bare knuckles fist fight which leads to hot man on man action which I watch while cuddling with the Church Secretary who whispers Walt Whitman in my ear which leads to massive smooches for me from

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• The Illustrated Volunteer Voters

  Published: September 21, 2007, 8:10 pm

  Tags: Kleinheider, The Conservative Soap Opera

  (click for the full effect) Of course, I tease because I love.

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