Today's Fresh Blogs...

• "A Hell Exists On Earth? Yes. I Won't Live In It."

  Published: August 16, 2007, 10:08 am

  Tags: I Would Do Anything For Snark But I Won T Do That

  I suppose it's my job to report on such things, but seeing that Robin Givhan and the extremely desperate homeless person's Robin Givhan are discussing Camille Paglia discussing Hillary Clinton's decolletage, all I can say as that I'll get to it just as soon as I watch every film in the oeuvres of Michael Bay and Tom Shadyac 10 times followed by a

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• Snark Market: Congratulations, Gawker readers. You are ...

  Published: August 21, 2007, 5:20 pm

  Tags: Barron S, Commenters, Finance, Gawker, Snark Market, The New Media Analysts

  Congratulations, Gawker readers. You are now the voice of conventional wisdom for the financial press. We are so screwed. [Barron's]

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• The 46-Year-Old Virgin

  Published: September 6, 2007, 2:15 am

  Tags: Modo, Sometimes Tho, Obama Barack, Times Select, Snark Not To Be Confused Clever

  By MAUREEN DOWD Published: September 5, 2007 WASHINGTONBarack Hussein Obama squinted into the New Hampshire sun to read a new speech on his teleprompter Monday and turned into William Jennings Bryan. It isn't a good fit. Obama is many things, but the Great Commoner ain't one of them. Bryan gave a Cross-of-Gold speech, and Obama

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• What’s Worse than a Closeted Gay Republican? A Couple of Straight Ones.

  Published: September 6, 2007, 8:46 am

  Tags: Snark Amp Amp Sass, Lulus Posts, Morals, Culture, Politics

  Oh dear oh dear oh dear… Now Larry Craig is looking into restoring his glorious Senate career, hoping to slime his way out of the potty-naughty he was headed into, and these estimable people on his right are attempting to guard that august legislative and deliberative body from his presence. I am sure that Larry conducted [...]

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• Day late, dollar short

  Published: September 6, 2007, 8:19 am

  Tags: Snark, Cnn, Fred

  You know you've jumped the shark when you finally announce your deep-voiced campaign for the presidency (since that voice is all you've really got), and the death of a tenor bumps you off the front page of CNN.com. My prediction: Fred'll be desperate for his old pick-up truck soon. Hopefully, he'll be lobbying for his old job back soon after

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• New Democratic Slogan

  Published: September 7, 2007, 10:00 am

  Tags: Voting Rights, Grass Roots, Contempt Of Congress, Constitutional Crisis, Snark Amp Amp Sass, Fear, Action, Corruption In Govt, Sumo S Posts, Culture, Federal Government, 08 Elections, Presidential Candidates, Politics

  Here’s the new unveiled Democrat bumper sticker slogan for the 2008 campaign that will be hitting the cars and streets near you. I hope it doesn’t mean violence on the part of the people that occupy the right side of the isle. While I think it is a good one (a Californian from [...]

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• Pondering political legacies under the influence of NyQuil…

  Published: September 8, 2007, 9:30 am

  Tags: Family Values My Ass, Snark Amp Amp Sass, Angry Black Bitch, Federal Fuckwits At The Helm, Corruption In Govt, The Shrub

  Another fine musing from the Angry Black Bitch. She isn’t feeling too well these days, so please head over to her blog and show her some love ok? Lawd, a bitch feels like absolute shit! It seems that this head cold Ebolaesque sinus drama from HELL…cough…is in control of my body! Right nostril clear…left nostril still

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• Prayer or leg presses

  Published: September 10, 2007, 7:50 am

  Tags: Gabrielle, Snark, Cnn, Pat Robertson

  Has Pat Robertson claimed credit yet for repelling Gabrielle? (As if she'd have him.)

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• Peaches Tightens the Girdle

  Published: September 12, 2007, 12:56 am

  Tags: Modo, Times Select, Snark Not To Be Confused Clever

  By MAUREEN DOWD Published: September 12, 2007 WASHINGTONJoe Biden didn't talk that much yesterday for Joe Biden. And he told Gen. David Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan Crocker that they shouldn't talk too much, either, so that members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee would have time to get in their questions. Even though the

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• Patriots Caught In Domestic Spy Probe?

  Published: September 12, 2007, 3:07 pm

  Tags: Snark, New York Jets, New England Patriots, Domestic Spying, Satire

  Ok maybe not but hey, the coincidences are hard to ignore. Surely you’ve heard by now how a Patriots minion was nabbed with a camera Sunday in the Meadowlands, allegedly having videotaped the defensive signals being called out by the New York Jets, so they could be more readily pilfered by the New England offensive brain trust.Security is a

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• Will Rudy Let Her Rudy-Up?

  Published: September 16, 2007, 11:54 am

  Tags: Modo, Times Op Eds, Times Select, Snark Not To Be Confused Clever

  By MAUREEN DOWD Published: September 16, 2007 WASHINGTONIt's on.Or, rather, it's back on.Rudy versus Hillary, a New York steel-cage match pitting two eye-gouging, hair-pulling, kick-em-till-they're-dead brawlers. For months, Hillary's comely male rivals for the Democratic nomination have tiptoed around her, letting their wives take

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• By request - A new book…another cure?

  Published: September 28, 2007, 10:15 am

  Tags: Angry Black Bitch, Snark Amp Amp Sass, Health Care, Science, Children S Issues, Relationships, Random Thoughts

  Another wonderful and moving post from the Angry Black Bitch. How I love to read her words, they give me hope-Dusty My older brother Bill is autistic and tomorrow morning my sister and this bitch (co-guardians) will attend his annual plan meeting. Imagine Snakes on a Plane in a conference room with bad coffee and no pastries. Anyhoo, [...]

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• Great expectations, my black ass

  Published: October 10, 2007, 3:18 am

  Tags: Snark Amp Amp Sass, Family Values My Ass, Angry Black Bitch, Wingnuts On Parade

  Another fine musing from The Angry Black Bitch, who now also writes for Shakespeares Sister! Please visit her blog for more of her thoughts on important issues. Lawd, a bitch woke up this morning in the foulest of moods. I’ve narrowed the problem down to overexposure to trifling ass motherfuckers and not enough sleep. What? A lot of [...]

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• Villain of the piece

  Published: October 11, 2007, 8:29 am

  Tags: Yoo, Torture, Darth, Schip, Snark, Religion, Cnn, Gonzo, Duhbya, Carter

  It's obvious that my parents saddled me with an unamerican moral when they read me The Emperor's New Clothes. Those pinko-leftist-commies (oops, Ten Commandment violation) told me that the loud-mouthed boy was the hero, when in fact he was the villain. No society should have to tolerate a mere boy savagely violating the community's values by

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• Fallout Shelter for 20,000 from Zombies -- Huntsville, Alabama bites.

  Published: October 13, 2007, 1:23 pm

  Tags: Huntsville, Fallout Shelter, Snark, Satire, Terrorism, Michael Chertoff, Condoleezza, Rice, Iran

  It seems like the recurrent stream of zombie alerts has not gone unnoticed -- now, it seems like Huntsville, AL has developed a 20,000-person fallout shelter for their area. "The terrifying aspect of the Zombies is hard to overestimate or exagge

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