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• Slow News Day Dept.: Selected Top Drudge Stories of the Moment, Explained

  Published: August 21, 2007, 2:21 pm

  Tags: Campaigns, Drudge, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Slow News Day Dept

  Honestly, we’re shocked he’s not leading with weather porn. But this hurricane is only hurting Mexican potential future illegal immigrants, and his love of an imaginary catfight trumps even the heaviest of rain storms. Michelle Obama said something about housekeeping that could be construed as an attack against Hillary, if

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• Nickel Takes A Tampon Timeout

  Published: September 17, 2007, 4:46 pm

  Tags: 50 Cent, Slow News Day, Why You Crying

  50 Cent is playing his foreign fans out, postponing his European tour and canceling a planned appearance at Britain’s MOBO Awards and an MTV Germany show, causing some to speculate that Nickel really may be retiring. A spokeswoman for 50 Cent refused to comment on his retirement plans. She said that “unforeseen circumstances”

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• A Moment With One of My Favorite Couples

  Published: September 20, 2007, 3:46 pm

  Tags: Slow News Day

  had a V8″. There is news, here, I swear. The Latin power couple has been offered “VIP treatment” from Kentucky Fried Chicken after they professed their love for scarfing down some FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD while on the tour bus. “We would like to offer you, your entourage and a few VIP guests an ‘all

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• Beyonc ’s Kinky Curls

  Published: September 20, 2007, 3:35 pm

  Tags: Beyonce, Give Me The Strength, Slow News Day, Who Gives Shit

  digress. It’s a REALLY slow news day around these parts, but I figured you guys would enjoy these (one more pic here) because Miss B looks a little twisted and very sweated out. Sigh. Is this really my life? Posted by J

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• What Are They Trying To Say About John McCain?

  Published: May 19, 2008, 10:31 pm

  Tags: Banner Ad, Cranky, Gun Cabinet, John Mccain, Kitty Dukakis, Outbursts, Pill Popper, Prescription Drug Abuse, Slow News Day, Temper, Wife

  is rampant in our society today, but John McCain had absolutely nothing to do with it. He's just the victim of an unfortunately-placed banner ad. In other words, it was too cheap and too easy to pass up on a slow news day. Of course, everyone's heard about McCain's lightning-quick temper and angry outbursts, but that doesn't necessarily make

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• You Know It's A Slows News Day When We Watch Philip Seymour Hoffman Have Lunch [A Call To The Bullpen]

  Published: July 18, 2008, 5:00 pm

  Tags: A Call To The Bullpen, Flynet, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Slow News Day

  boomp3.com Academy Award winner Philip Seymour Hoffman was spotted at famed Italian restaurant, Saint Ambroeus, enjoying a hardy spaghetti lunch. Hoffman was enjoying the peace and tranquility of his lunch until a few photographers showed up and snapped away. Hoffman attempted to create a fort around his table using menus and a book to block from

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• 'Mean Girl' Lindsay Ditches Gal Pal Ronson! Is It Over? [Splitsville]

  Published: July 23, 2008, 4:55 pm

  Tags: Splitsville, Bad Parody, Defamer, Jezebel, Lindsay Lohan, Samanthan Ronson, Slow News Day, Top

  Though they only confirmed their relationship a short time ago, it looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may already be heading for a break-up! One of our inside New York sources, Guest of a...

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