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• The Horny Waitress

  Published: July 30, 2007, 3:15 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries

  but I'm turned down for sex. He says, "I am too drunk, and it will be no fun for you."DAY TWO 8:30 a.m.: Brian wakes me up to cuddle. I don't want to do any more than that, so he just kisses me and heads to work. 11:30 a.m.: Brunch with my roommate translates to an hour of talking about sex. I start thinking about how sexy Brian is and feel

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• The Horny Mommy

  Published: August 6, 2007, 12:34 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries, Bedford Stuyvesant, Sex

  a help-wanted ad for a phone-sex operator. I pick up the phone and dial the number. Thankfully, no supervisor was available to take my call. 8:07 a.m.: While taking my oldest son to school, for the very first time I hear a young girl ask her best friend if she thinks my son is cute. If only I could have heard what the hell her answer was. It

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• The Unfulfilled Circus Performer

  Published: August 13, 2007, 12:30 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries, Brooklyn, Circus, Sex

  put anything in my sex journal yet.” He answers, “What?! I’ve had like ten thoughts about sex already.” Why haven’t we been doing it all day? 10:50 a.m.: If he thinks about sex so much, how come we aren’t doing it every day? Our sex life has gone from 60 to 0 in two years. We used to have such great

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• The Royal Duchess of Sluttiness

  Published: August 20, 2007, 2:35 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries, Harlem, Sex

  of Sluttiness: female, 28, bisexual, student, Harlem, in an open straight relationship. DAY ONE 12:07 a.m.: End of a Craigslist blind date. He'd promised it would be tame, and it was at first, just kisses and fondling. Then he tried unsafe sex, and I got turned off and left. 12:35 a.m.: Call my boyfriend, try to convince him to wake up for

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• The Horny Hedgie

  Published: August 27, 2007, 2:32 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries, Hedge Funds, Sex, Soho

  getting their daily dose of sex. 3 p.m.: Listen to employee discuss “tits” of some girl he dated last night. Puuuleeeese. Watch other banker pick his nose. Sexual appetite diminishing each day with this job. 7 p.m.: Yell and get all dramatic over furniture-delivery delay. Hormones are beginning to rage. Maybe getting my period?

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• The Spicy Undergraduate Maid

  Published: September 4, 2007, 1:56 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries

  19, single, Bay Ridge, bisexual. DAY ONE 1 a.m.: Leave work, which at the moment is doing odd jobs for a local guy, cleaning and such. Think about how awesome my boss is and how my crush on him keeps getting crush-ier. 12:20 p.m.: Go sunbathing in the park. Wonder if the person of my dreams is sitting by the bay, or perhaps taking a jog

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• The Frisky, Sexually Frustrated, Post-Knee-Operation Writer

  Published: September 10, 2007, 1:44 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries

  tell him that I really miss sex as a full-contact sport and remind him our Sopranos marathon starts tonight at nine. 9:45 p.m.: Why do I find Tony Soprano sexy? Is it the violence lurking just under the surface or the effect of a New Jersey accent on a home-grown Kansas girl? 10:05 p.m.: Watching my guy fall asleep, I realize that Tony

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• The Self-Lovin' Midtowner in a Long-Distance Relationship

  Published: September 17, 2007, 4:07 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries, Sex Diaries

  p.m.: Soft, sweet Sunday sex takes a turn for the more interesting when it turns into a steamy session of mutual masturbation. 8 p.m.: Went to see Knocked Up, which cooled our sexual appetites off considerably. DAY SEVEN 7 a.m.: A quick bout of good-bye sex before my boyfriend heads off to the airport. It wasn't awesome, but it was nice

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• The Non-Orgasmic Sex Bunny With Mild Body-Image Issues

  Published: September 24, 2007, 4:00 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries

  does. Tires me out with sex. Definitely not in the mood and don't let him cum in me, too worried about the pill. He pulls out and jacks off onto my stomach. The least sexy/romantic thing ever. He flops onto me, sweaty as a pig, and wipes it off my belly with his old boxers. Great. DAY FOUR 10:15 a.m.: Grumpy toward gross boyfriend.

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• Single, Sex-Free, and in Love With Her First … in L.A.

  Published: October 2, 2007, 2:35 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries

  slightly ajar. Today, the Sex-Free Middle-Ager in Love With Her First: female, 47, communications coach, Upper West Side, single. DAY ONE 5:55 a.m.: I wish I could just sleep in. But I am wide awake, fantasizing about my rendezvous with an old boyfriend, Graham, two days ago in Los Angeles. Graham was also my FIRST almost 30 years ago. He

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• The Rabbit-Using Wannabe Slutty Secretary

  Published: October 8, 2007, 2:02 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries, Sex Diaries

  to tell me about the amazing sex she had that morning with her new boyfriend, Henry. 8:48 p.m.: Ex-boyfriend calls. We chat for a while and end up having phone sex. Afterward he tells me that he’s involved with someone but would still like to see me for a booty call once now and again. Remembering why I broke up with him in the first

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• The Sexually Satisfied Student

  Published: October 15, 2007, 3:10 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries

  our horribly awkward sex. Thank God for not having to relive it, and count my blessings for the mind-blowing sex I am having with a guy I adore. Midnight: Date night ends with me on top of my guy. Despite having a weekend full of sex, we are going at it like we haven't done it in ages. After 45 minutes of earth-shattering penetration in

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• The Randy Sonic Toothbrush User

  Published: October 22, 2007, 11:34 am

  Tags: Sex Diaries, Sex Diaries

  a video 'Lessons in Anal Sex.'' Me: "Nice." 3:30 p.m.: Me: "So … instead of putting the vibrator on her, I put it on my tongue. It was like I discovered a whole new world. I felt like the Christopher Columbus of oral sex." Cousin: "You need to invest in a Sonicare toothbrush. It's a world-class toothbrush, but it's also a very

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• The Sexually Adventurous Brooklyn Dad

  Published: November 5, 2007, 1:30 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries, Sex Diaries

  slightly ajar. Today, the Sexually Adventurous Brooklyn Dad: 36, Clinton Hill, editor, married with two children. DAY ONE 7 a.m.: Fondle Wifey's boobs in bed, pleasantly suprised she doesn't slap my hand away. I've got morning wood but we have a day trip planned. Much to do. 7:45 p.m.: Back home. Couldn't pitch a tent if I wanted to.

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• The Titillating Temp Worker

  Published: November 12, 2007, 2:05 pm

  Tags: Sex Diaries

  Williamsburg, journalist, bisexual, single. DAY ONE 9:40 a.m.: I wake up clutching my flimsy pillow as if it is a real person. In the two months I've been single, I'm beginning to prefer polyurethane to the pricks I've been sharing my bed with lately. 6:25 p.m.: I'm thinking about calling this guy I met last week for a date, but do I really

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