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| This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: Methods By Which You Would Commit Career Suicide If You Were a Celebrity |
| Published: July 20, 2007, 8:01 am |
| Tags: See You In Hell Candy Boys, Xmas Ape, Ksk Commenter Drafts |
| At a glance, this week's commenter draft looks remarkably, and deceptively, easy. I mean, you or I could fuck up our careers irreparably with little more than a stray "all staff" e-mail (that's the last time you forward your coworker one of Punter's posts) or even a good cupping of the secretary's glorious tits.Upon reaching a certain threshold of |
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| The Day Jesus Invented Football |
| Published: December 24, 2007, 11:20 am |
| Tags: Sacrilicious, See You In Hell Candy Boys, Blasphemy, Xmas Ape, Yes I M Working All Week Mr Scrooge |
| Everybody knows Christmas is just some date that was assigned as Jesus' birthday by Pope Bellicose V to coincide with some pagan winter solstice sodomyfest. But December 24 carries actual significance in the Christian calendar, for it was the day Jesus took a knee for our sins and created the most holy game of football.Before the advent of the |
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