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| Published: February 21, 2008, 5:35 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Cool Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Wife Sms |
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| Sorry! GaLti Se Ye.. |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 5:17 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Cool Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Wife Sms |
| Sorry! GaLti Se Ye MsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya.. Neeche Mt PathNa, Neeche GaLat SaLat Likha Hoa Hai.. GALAT SALAT kaha tha n mat dekhana.. |
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| Pakistani Courser..! |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 5:14 am |
| Tags: Politics Sms, Cool Sms, Funny Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Wife Sms |
| Pakistani Courser: MBBS:Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:Islamic Institute of Terrorism |
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| Puray Jism mein kahi bhi Ungli lagao |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 4:25 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Cool Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Wife Sms |
| Sadar to doctor: Puray Jism mein kahi bhi Ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai, Doctor did full body Xray, when checked, Xray found fracture in Ungli..:P |
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| Time kia Hua hay… |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 4:15 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Santa Banta Sms, Cool Sms, Exam Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Wife Sms |
| Santa: Bhai Sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa:Ajeeb Baat Hai Subah se pooch raha hoon Sab alag alag Time bata rahe hai..:p |
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| YahoOooooo.. |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 4:14 am |
| Tags: Exam Sms, Funny Sms, Cool Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Wife Sms |
| Yahoooooo…….! . Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi . . . . Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Sab Taiyyar hai BUS AB.. Padhna baki hai …:p |
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| Aap ko kabhi pyaar hua hay? |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 3:21 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Sardar Sms, Cool Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Wife Sms |
| A man to Sardar: Srdrji apko kabhi pyar nahi hua hay? Sardar: O yar hua tha, per wo manti nahi thi, Hamesha I LOV U kheti thi, pata nahi ye UllU ka patha ‘U’ kaun tha..:p |
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| Mom to Beti.. |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 3:08 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Cool Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Wife Sms |
| Mom: Beti kyu ro rahi ho? Beti: Teacher ne mara. Mom: Kyu? Betii: Maine usko murghi kaha kyuki usne mujhe test mein anda diya |
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| Husband to Wife… |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 3:07 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Wife Sms, Cool Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms |
| Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua. Wife :kaun Sa Faayada? Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai |
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| English ka Word.. |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 2:54 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Adult Sms, Cool Sms, Love Sms, Politics Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms |
| Me aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word bhejta hu, Jise aap aage se padho ya pichhe se, aapko aapka hi naam dikhai dega, - U L L U ….:P |
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| Aaaoo Chess Kehltay hain |
| Published: February 8, 2008, 6:11 am |
| Tags: Santa Banta Sms, Cool Sms, Funny Sms, Love Sms, Romantic Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Valentine Sms |
| A Man to Santa: “Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: “Tu chal, main sports shoes aur Helmet pahan kar aata hun! |
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| Santa at Phone.. |
| Published: February 8, 2008, 6:09 am |
| Tags: Santa Banta Sms, Cool Sms, Funny Sms, Love Sms, Romantic Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Valentine Sms |
| Santa at Phone: Ma khush khabri hay Maa: bol beta? Santa: Hum do se teen hogye hain Maa: Mubarak Ho, Beta hua ya Beti? Santa: Meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli hay.:P |
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| Itnay Saal baad…. |
| Published: February 8, 2008, 6:07 am |
| Tags: Santa Banta Sms, Cool Sms, Funny Sms, Love Sms, Romantic Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Valentine Sms |
| Santa k ghar shadi k 15 saal baad ladka paida hua,Santa firb udas tha, Banta: Itne udas kyon ho? Santa: Itne sal baad hua,vo bhi chotta sa..:( |
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| 1 over me kitne balls feke jatehai |
| Published: February 28, 2008, 7:21 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Riddle Sms, Banta Sms, Cool Sms, Latest Sms, Naughty Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms |
| 1 over me kitne balls feke jaatay hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he Bade aye! Cricket k shokeeeen! |
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| A Sardar was working 1st time |
| Published: February 28, 2008, 7:02 am |
| Tags: Adult Sms, Funny Sms, Sardar Sms, Banta Sms, Cool Sms, Latest Sms, Naughty Sms, Santa Sms |
| A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni:p |
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