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• Welcome Back, Farter: Cary Tennis Cannot Take His Own Allegorical Advice

  Published: July 26, 2007, 1:41 pm

  Tags: Bad Advice, Cary Tennis, First They Came For The Farters And I Said Nothing, Salon, Welcome Back Farter

  A troubled young man relates a recent unpleasant experience to Salon agony aunt Cary Tennis. The poor fellow was stranded on the tarmac after his flight was canceled when a trauma occurred. The...

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• In Brief: "WHY are slutty, sleazy, boozy cocaine- fueled ...

  Published: July 26, 2007, 9:50 am

  Tags: Cindy Adams, Don Imus, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Who Said It

  "WHY are slutty, sleazy, boozy cocaine- fueled tarts still in possession of careers to blow while Don Imus is home? Why's jailbird Paris Hilton, maybe jailbird Nicole Richie, could-be jailbird...

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• In Brief: Iraqi parliament officially quits for the ...

  Published: July 30, 2007, 12:42 pm

  Tags: Quicklinks, Tony Snow Said It Was Too Hot

  Iraqi parliament officially quits for the summer, maybe forever, because why the hell not? Let freedom reign! [AP/Yahoo]

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• Chidings: Robert Olen Butler Says His Mass Email Was 'Intended Strictly For Those Who Personally Know Elizabeth And Me'

  Published: August 1, 2007, 10:40 am

  Tags: Chidings, Elizabeth Dewberry, The Opposite Of What He Said, Robert Olen Butler, Ted Turner, We Get Letters, Welcome To The Internet

  So! Jilted author Robert Olen Butler isn't happy that yesterday we published the email he sent to his grad students. You know, the email that began "this sort of thing can get wildly distorted...

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• You Said Wee Wee: Wii WeDock Appears Useful Despite Appallingly Alliterative Appellation

  Published: August 7, 2007, 10:15 am

  Tags: Brando, Nintendo Wii, Wedock, Wii, Wii Accessories, Wii Wedock, You Said Wee Wee

  Looking for a place to stash those WiiMotes and their associated nunchucks? Here's the Wii WeDock, a storage container we didn't notice when the Brandoite junk purveyors were hawking it in a Wii-matching white color last month. But this black one caught our attention because it looks like a garbage bin for biohazard waste. While that's not a

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• Tom Brady Finally On The Cover Of A Football Game

  Published: August 9, 2007, 1:01 pm

  Tags: Gamer Life, Announced Today That, Backyardsports, Backyard Football, Best Selling, Brings Back, Buffalo Bills Fan, Football Game, Football Team, Game Franchise, Great Memories, Humongous, New England Patriots, Nfl Player, Quarterbacks, Recent History, Said Brady, Sports F

  You would assume that a player like Tom Brady would have already been on the cover of a football game, but he tends to get overlooked. I’m not even a Brady fan myself, being a hard-core Buffalo Bills fan, but he does deserve some recognition as one of the best quarterbacks in recent history. Tom will be featured on the cover of Backyard

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• Rain at The Glen Brings Bitter Disappointment For Some

  Published: August 10, 2007, 11:35 pm

  Tags: Robby Gordon, Klaus Graf, Nextel, Marcos Ambrose, Boris Said, Nascar

  "Rain, rain go away come back anoth... oh lets just forget it and cancel Qualifying altogether!" a NASCAR Official was quoted as saying today. Actually, no one said that, but it does seem appropriate.The mix of rain and NASCAR's qualifying rules has left some, especially Boris Said, with dampened spirits. This is the second race in a row for Said

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• How to talk so kids will listen

  Published: August 10, 2007, 4:00 am

  Tags: Bad Things Parents Say, Badthingsparentssay, Because I Said So, Becauseisaidso, How To Talk So Kids Obey, Howtotalksokidsobey, Talking To Kids, Talkingtokids

  Filed under: Lifestyle, ParentDish Laughs, Tantrums, SpeechReader Amy sent in a this helpful tip on how to phrase things in a way to achieve maximum co-cooperativeness with children: "Instead of saying 'If you do this, then you can have that' change it to, 'When you do this, then you can have that.' It's not optional, they understand (or will)

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• Awesome Bill From Dawsonville Truly Is "Awesome"

  Published: August 11, 2007, 11:07 pm

  Tags: Wood Brothers, California Speedway Girls, Bill Elliott, Nextel, Boris Said, Nascar

  The 17 'billion' time winner of NASCAR's Most Popular Driver Award just gave up his seat today in the Wood Brother's prepared #21 Ford to Boris Said. It was, "in the best interest of the team" Bill Elliott explained.Said, who was not in the Cup Race this weekend because of qualifying being rained-out, thought Bill was joking at first, but was

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• Speak of the devil...

  Published: August 3, 2007, 10:50 pm

  Tags: Jack Kirby, Charlie Cox, Why I Am Not Allowed To Run Away To Patagonia Somewhere Equally As Unlikely, Pam Noles, Trailers, Claire Danes, What I Said To Holly Vice Versa

  Holly and I had gone to see The Simpsons movie together. We drove back not saying anything.After a while, Holly sighed. "You brought that on yourself, Dad. You wrote the bit in your blog today about not being recognised and not wanting to be famous. And now that happens. See?""I could move," I said. "I could head off to the Scottish Highlands. Or

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• Rosie and the furious biker

  Published: August 13, 2007, 4:08 pm

  Tags: Rosie O Donnell, Celebs, They Said What, Biker, Rosie O Donnell

  Rosie O’Donnell was on vacation in Florida over the weekend and ended up in a screaming match with a biker that, eventually, had him retreating. Writing this weekend on her blog, the former vocal sparring partner of Elisabeth (on The View) describes how she returned to her parked convertible with partner Kelli Carpenter after an early [...]

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• Paris gets dissed by ex-boyfriend Nick Carter

  Published: August 7, 2007, 12:40 pm

  Tags: Paris Hilton, Celebs, They Said What, Morning Show, Nick Carter, Paris Hilton, Radio Interview, Scott N Todd, Wplj

  Nick Carter had a thing or two to say about celebutante ex-girlfriend, ex-con Paris Hilton. While being interviewed on air today for the Scott & Todd in the Morning Show on WPLJ 95.5 FM in New York City, Carter dissed and dismissed his former flame. listen here During the interview, Nick was asked, “You don’t think about [...]

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• Lauren Conrad speaks with Ryan Seacrest

  Published: August 15, 2007, 4:22 pm

  Tags: Contagious D List Celebs The Herpes Loves, Paaaathetic, Tv Talk, They Said What, Feud, Heidi Montag, Interview, Lauren Conrad, Ryan Seacrest, The Hills

  Lauren Conrad’s well-documented feud with fellow The Hills star and former BFF, Heidi Montag, is still going strong, but Conrad says she misses some things about her old pal. Eerily sounding like Lindsay Lohan, “I miss her personality because she is not the same person anymore,” Conrad said Wednesday on Ryan Seacrest’s

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• She Said/we Said: Californian MTV Real World star to Asian ...

  Published: August 15, 2007, 4:45 pm

  Tags: She Said We Said

  Californian MTV Real World star to Asian cashier at McDonald's in Sydney, Australia: "Learn English." Jezebel to MTV star: "Shut up and quit making Americans look bad." [News.com.au] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Steven Seagal says FBI’s false allegations ruined his career

  Published: August 20, 2007, 12:50 pm

  Tags: Contagious D List Celebs The Herpes Loves, Paaaathetic, They Said What, False Allegations, Fbi, Steven Seagal

  MSNBC.com writes on it’s website that actor/musician Steven Seagal believes false allegations made by FBI agents ruined his career, sourcing The Los Angeles Times for the story. The comments in The LA Times are the first Seagal has made publicly about an investigation that begun some five years ago by the FBI into accusations he intimidated

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