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• Resigned To The Inevitable Dept.: If It's Thursday, Two More McCain Staffers Have Quit

  Published: July 26, 2007, 10:28 am

  Tags: Campaigns, John Mccain, Resignations, Resigned To The Inevitable Dept, Walnuts

  Russ Schriefer and Stuart Stevens — media advisers for Bush’s ‘00 and ‘04 campaigns — were supposed to be in charge of John McCain’s tv ads, but Walnuts...

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• Bush's Brain Is Hanging Upside Down Dept.: Karl Rove's Political Career: 1993-2007

  Published: August 13, 2007, 10:24 am

  Tags: Bush S Brain Hanging Upside Down Dept, George W Bush, Karl Rove, Resignations, Top

  In truth, we should’ve had this post already prepared, like a Robert Byrd obit, but we are not the New York Times and Karl Rove’s departure has never really been a given. We kinda...

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• Bush's Brain Is Hanging Upside Down Dept.: Karl Rove's Political Career: 1993-2007

  Published: August 13, 2007, 10:24 am

  Tags: Bush S Brain Hanging Upside Down Dept, George W Bush, Karl Rove, Resignations, Top

  and pray for more sudden resignations, but there isn’t really anyone left but Condi and Fredo, and we’re sure they’ll just continue muddling along until Ron Paul liquidates their respective departments. Anyway, so much for Karl. Now that he’s gone everything will be wonderful and orphans will get free government

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• Bittersweet Pictures Dept.: Dennis Hastert: A Life in Funny Pictures

  Published: August 14, 2007, 6:04 pm

  Tags: Bittersweet Pictures Dept, Congress, Dennis Hastert, Funny Pictures, History, Resignations

  Dennis “the Hutt” Hastert, the longest-serving Republican speaker in House history until he was forced to resign in the wake of Pagefuckergate, will retire at the end of this term,...

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• Bittersweet Pictures Dept.: Dennis Hastert: A Life in Funny Pictures

  Published: August 14, 2007, 6:04 pm

  Tags: Bittersweet Pictures Dept, Congress, Dennis Hastert, Funny Pictures, History, Resignations

  Dennis “the Hutt” Hastert, the longest-serving Republican speaker in House history until he was forced to resign in the wake of Pagefuckergate, will retire at the end of this term, according to CQ, surprising pretty much no one. He was corrupt and kinda dumb, but most importantly, he was fat. And that was funny. The photo above, to our

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• What Could Have Been Dept.: Rummy Resigned Early

  Published: August 15, 2007, 12:44 pm

  Tags: Donald Rumsfeld, Resignations, What Could Have Been Dept

  Turns out Donald Rumsfeld, the worst Defense Secretary in the history of bad Defense Secretaries, even counting fictional ones, including whoever was Defense Secretary when Lex Luthor was President, and who resigned in disgrace the day after the 2006 midterm elections, actually resigned the day before the midterm elections. So we’re two days

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• Unfortunate Ledes Dept.: 'The Atlantic's' Rove Story Demonstrates Mastery of Accidental Timing

  Published: August 15, 2007, 12:07 pm

  Tags: History, Karl Rove, Resignations, The Atlantic, Unfortunate Ledes Dept, White House

  “With more than a year left in the fading Bush presidency, Karl Rove’s worst days in the White House may still lie ahead of him.” — First sentence of the lead story in the September Atlantic. Whoops. But hey, their revamped revamped website looks neat! The general thrust of the story is that Rove is a big fat failure

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• Farewell, President Of The White House Glee Club: Karl Rove instituted “Ice Cream Fridays” ...

  Published: August 15, 2007, 11:36 am

  Tags: Farewell President Of The White House Glee Club, Karl Rove, Resignations

  Karl Rove instituted “Ice Cream Fridays” at the White House, to compliment “Waterboarding Wednesdays,” “John McCain’s Mulatto Mondays,” and “utter disregard for the democratic process Tuesdays.” [ThinkProgress]

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• Tired Of Running Dept.: Another Sad Old Republican Rep. Retiring

  Published: August 16, 2007, 2:08 pm

  Tags: Congress, Deborah Pryce, Resignations, Tired Of Running Dept

  Deborah Pryce used to be “the most powerful Republican woman in Congress,” but now she’s not even the most famous Deborah in Washington. So, after a bitter and drawn-out contested reelection, she’s giving up the ghost and retiring from Congress, just like Dennis Hastert. What a sad, boring August it’s been! Goodbye,

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• The One Snow Man Mitt Romney Respects Dept.: Tony Snow: Only In It For the Money

  Published: August 17, 2007, 3:15 pm

  Tags: History, Resignations, The One Snow Man Mitt Romney Respects Dept, Tony Snow, White House

  Tony Snow was on Hugh Hewitt’s show yesterday, to talk about how the surge is working really well and how we’re going to bomb the shit out of Iran and also how he’s going to retire, some day! Because it’s Friday and not much is happening besides the collapse of the world economy, the collapse of various mines, and the

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• Fredo Will Be The Last Man Standing: Hey, remember when Alberto Gonzales was going ...

  Published: August 24, 2007, 10:36 am

  Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Civil Rights, Fredo Will Be The Last Man Standing, Justice Department, Resignations

  Hey, remember when Alberto Gonzales was going to be forced to resign in disgrace or something? Ha, good times. Anyway, Wan J. Kim, the head of the Civil Rights Division, is resigning. His predecessor resigned just last week! Now who will protect the civil rights of Republican-voting church-goers against those terrible ACLU liberals? [WP]

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• A Farewell To Assholes Dept.: HEY EVERYONE, GONZO FINALLY RESIGNED

  Published: August 27, 2007, 9:31 am

  Tags: Farewell To Assholes Dept, Alberto Gonzales, Breaking, Justice Department, Resignations, Top

  In one final display of hilarious ineptitude, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales resigned on a Friday afternoon, the traditional home of the unwelcome newsdump, and then waited until a Monday morning to announce it. Way to go, Fredo — you will be missed! Lord only knows who will replace Gonzo, but we’re thinking probably the ghost of

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• Nine Resignations For The Price Of One: Attorney General Gonzales Resigns; Probably There Is A 'Sweet Valley High' Lesson In There Somewhere

  Published: August 27, 2007, 10:15 am

  Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Nine Resignations For The Price Of One, Policy, Politics

  Alberto Gonzales "resigned" after forcing "resignations" out of a bunch of US attorneys who weren't as pathologically loyal to Bush as he was and then suffering a lot of amnesia about how that all... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Bedtime For Gonzo Dept.: Fredo's Resignation Speech

  Published: August 27, 2007, 10:36 am

  Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Bedtime For Gonzo Dept, Resignations, Speeches

  Well that was a short “press conference.” He’ll resign on September 17… His sons are named Jared, Graham, and Gabriel??? Those are the whitest fucking names we have ever heard. He would like to remind us that we live in the greatest country in the world “Even my worst days as attorney general, have been

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• Snow Gives Way To Ice Queen: “WASHINGTON (Reuters) - White House ...

  Published: August 31, 2007, 12:25 pm

  Tags: Dana Perino, Resignations, Snow Gives Way To Ice Queen, Tony Snow

  “WASHINGTON (Reuters) - White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, who has been battling cancer, plans to step down on September 14 and he will be replaced his deputy, Dana Perino, a U.S. official said. “

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