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• We're makin' progress here people

  Published: July 16, 2007, 3:46 pm

  Tags: Iraq, Progress, We Re Makin Good Progress, Good Progress, Don T You People Get It

  I just saw this here commercial, and well folks, I must say, it is pretty dern good. You see, I've been tryin' to get this message across for awhile, and somehow, it just ain't gettin through. The message here is, we're makin progress in Iraq. ... Read and post comments Send to a friend

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• Kids Today: The Most Annoying Liberal Arts School In The U.S.

  Published: July 25, 2007, 6:15 pm

  Tags: Cheaters Never Prosper, Heavy Hangs The Head, Kids Today, Polls, Rankings, Sarah Lawrence, Top, We Re All Winners Except Not, Wesleyan

  Hello there, liberal arts college grad! Until we started doing this monumental search for annoying colleges, we had no idea so many of you lurked among us, spreading your pansexual,...

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• Maghag: Is A Pair of Jeans 'Ever' Worth $555? 'Marie Claire' Sure Isn't Saying!

  Published: July 26, 2007, 2:30 pm

  Tags: Denim, Gawker, Joanna Coles, Maghag, Marie Claire, Top, Truth In Advertising, We Re Grumpy

  Of all the women's 'service' magazines, Marie Claire seems the most well-meaning. Unlike its competitors, the magazine has none of those Jekyll & Hyde-type "Love Your Body... But Lose 10 Lbs. Fast"... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• In Brief: "U.S. executives have been able to secure ...

  Published: July 27, 2007, 9:40 am

  Tags: I Hope You Re Sitting Down, No Shit, Wall Street

  "U.S. executives have been able to secure more favourable research ratings for their companies from investment banks by bestowing professional favours on Wall Street analysts, according to new...

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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: VIDEO EDITION

  Published: July 30, 2007, 9:43 am

  Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome

  In 33 days…fire your coach if this happens to your team. Immediately. Do not pass go. Don’t even fucking think about giving him 200 dollars. Awesome Football Trick Play - Watch more free videos

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• THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/31/07

  Published: July 30, 2007, 11:21 am

  Tags: Video Game Stabbin, Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, All Conference, Bloviating, All Name Team, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference, Big 12 Conference, Pacific 10 Confer

  1. We’re having a crisis of sorts. Damn you, Phil Steele–you have to point out the ugly facts of the situation rather than letting us dwell in our fantasy world of long-held grudges, stereotypes, and facile prejudices against teams, their coaches, and their fanbases. Reading through the Bible last night, we came to the Book of

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• We're Coming To Your Town Dept.: Left-Wing Nuts Bug Right-Wing Nut

  Published: July 31, 2007, 4:12 pm

  Tags: Bill O Reilly, Bloggers, Crazies, Kos, We Re Coming To Your Town Dept

  Apparently Bill O’Reilly has been going on about Daily Kos lately, because he’s a good three years behind everyone else on the internet. Using the typical marginalizing strategy of...

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• Commenters: Our Commenter Who Lives To Defend The 'New York Times'

  Published: July 31, 2007, 5:30 pm

  Tags: Bill Carter, Commenters, Media, New York Times, No You Re The Idiot, The Internets

  Over time, we get to know our commenters fairly well. There are some we know and love! Some we know and find mildly amusing. Some we don't know and are afraid of. Then there are the ones—or,...

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• THE DENNIS ERICKSON SHOW

  Published: August 1, 2007, 12:10 pm

  Tags: Drankin, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  Fuzzy WTPE logo fades from the screen. The scene changes to a seated Dennis Erickson, cigarette in one hand, tumbler filled with ice and brown liquid in the other. He is wearing white Bermuda shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and boat shoes. He sits just to the right of center screen. A table and an empty chair sit opposite him. He speaks. Sundays, 3 or

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• They're Watching You: Doormen Never Forget

  Published: August 2, 2007, 2:30 pm

  Tags: Doormen, Observations, They Know About All Your Overnight Guests Ya Whores, They Re Watching You

  The other week, I found myself in a fancy building on lower Fifth Ave., where an ex-boyfriend's parents live. We broke up I guess it was six years ago now? And I haven't, for obvious reasons, been...

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• In Brief: The State Department has heard about Tom ...

  Published: August 3, 2007, 5:47 pm

  Tags: Quicklinks, Quit Pissing Off Mexico Canada While You Re At It

  The State Department has heard about Tom Tancredo’s bold plan to nuke Mecca and would like him to maybe shut his fucking mouth because where are we going to get the oil if the Saudis cut us...

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• We're Here Because...?: Make meetings count with action

  Published: August 6, 2007, 9:30 am

  Tags: Meetings, We Re Here Because

  Meetings are useless unless they result in action, says the business consultants at Behance - so they've got a few guidelines for avoiding dead end time-wasting meetings. First: Beware of "Posting Meetings." A meeting to "share updates" should actually be a voice-mail or an e-mail. Rule of thumb: if you leave a meeting without action steps, then

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• FULMER CUP: HO -TRE DAME

  Published: August 6, 2007, 9:58 am

  Tags: Fulmer Cup, You Had Bad Day, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Bamf, College Football, Notre Dame, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  The full–and we mean really, really full–Fulmer Cup report comes later today. But we must pre-empt and give you this amuse bouche from the blotter in South Bend, Indiana, where there actually are prostitutes. Derrell Hand, 20, a University of Notre Dame defensive end/nose tackle, was arrested and jailed Thursday afternoon for

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• Cuckoo For Cocoa: PMS About To Get A Lot Less Fun

  Published: August 7, 2007, 1:15 pm

  Tags: Chocolate, Cuckoo For Cocoa, We Re Never Allowed To Have Any Fun

  They say change is good. But there are things in this world that should be appreciated as is, i.e. don't change the formula for Coca-Cola; admit that Bob Barker is the one true host of The Price Is... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• You're Tired: Donald Trump Still Thinks People Care About Rosie O'Donnell Feud

  Published: August 7, 2007, 3:40 pm

  Tags: Clips, Dina Lohan, Donald Trump, Lindsay Lohan, Rosie O Donnell, You Re Tired

  newVideoPlayer("fire_fatass_gawker.flv", 475, 376); Here's Donald Trump on "Access Hollywood" doing what he does best: Offering his best wishes to Dina and Lindsay Lohan and insulting Rosie...

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