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| Leukemia Claims the Life of Coach Bill Walsh |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 3:56 pm |
| Tags: Nfl, Not So Brahsome, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| Only at brahsome.com can we follow up a piece on Japanese musical masturbation with a piece on the death of a football icon. There is no way to make this a smooth segue.Former NFL coaching great Bill Walsh died today at the age of 75.Walsh was hired in 1979 by the downtrodden San Francisco 49ers and turned them into one of the most dominant NFL |
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| A Brahphet Amongst Men |
| Published: August 3, 2007, 9:17 am |
| Tags: Religion, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| Finally, a religion that I can back. Rev. Craig X Rubin, 41, might be spending the next four years, eight months in prison for possessing marijuana for sale, according to Jane Robison, a district attorney's spokeswoman.Rubin and about 400 members of Temple 420 burn and smoke pot during services and believe that marijuana is a religious sacrament, |
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| Anniversary of the death of The King.... |
| Published: August 16, 2007, 8:36 am |
| Tags: Music, Elvis, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| Today is the 30th anniversary of the death of one of the world's most beloved rock stars. You would be hard pressed to find anyone who had more of an impact on the American music scene than Elvis Presley. The King had sex appeal before the public even knew what sex appeal was. Before we had Modonna's spiked boobies, Michael Jackson grabbing his |
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| Anniversary of the death of The King.... |
| Published: August 16, 2007, 8:36 am |
| Tags: Music, Elvis, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| Today is the 30th anniversary of the death of one of the world's most beloved rock stars. You would be hard pressed to find anyone who had more of an impact on the American music scene than Elvis Presley. The King had sex appeal before the public even knew what sex appeal was. Before we had Modonna's spiked boobies, Michael Jackson grabbing his |
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| "Trouble will have the filet..." |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 9:37 am |
| Tags: Dogs, Rich People, Idiots, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| The recent death of real estate mogul, luxury hotel owner, and "Queen of Mean," Leona Helmsley meant that it was time for her lawyers to dust off the will and see who was getting what. Most of the time, when these situations become news, it's because the children and grandchildren start fighting and throwing accusations at each other, old friends |
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| Talk About Teamwork |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 2:25 pm |
| Tags: Drunk Driving, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| Two men, one car, one police stop, two DUIs. That's pretty darn impressive. Two men were pulled over in Abbotsford, Wisconsin and arrested on drunk driving charges. How, you ask? Well, one man has no legs and the other has no arms. Harvey "Shorty" Miller, legless, steered, while his partner in crime, Edwin Marzinske, operated the pedals. Both men |
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| Finally, A Woman We Can Respect |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 9:45 am |
| Tags: Smoking, Profiles In Brahsomeness, Grandma |
| Winnie Langley, of South London, celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting her 170,000th cigarette on the candle of her birthday cake.She sparked her first heater at the ripe old age of 7, a few weeks after the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand sparked the first World War. She has smoked five a day, everyday since.Says Grandma Ironlungs, |
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| My New Haircut... |
| Published: September 20, 2007, 11:48 am |
| Tags: Guidos, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| Lack self confidence? Need some tips on how to dress? We uncovered a video by a young man who is here to help. His eye for fashion and no-nonsense attitude are sure to be the keys you need to becoming the ultimate lady killer. |
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| Jack Bauer Plays Power Hour |
| Published: September 25, 2007, 11:19 am |
| Tags: Jack Bauer, Duis, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| Jack Bauer (known to only his closest friends and family as Keifer Sutherland) was arrested for DUI this morning. Despite being able to kill 49 people in one day, he apparently can't hold his liquor. Being his 2nd DUI arrest in the last 5 years, a conviction would mean a minimum 5 day jail sentence. By the way, $25 large as bail for a DUI? |
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| Banging Your Teacher Is Sooo 2006 |
| Published: October 2, 2007, 3:21 pm |
| Tags: Texas, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| What's the new rage you ask? Banging your probation officer!This little minx is Sarah Celeste Farmer and she was a Brazos County probation officer until she took her job home with her...or actually it was his house...or actually it was his parents' house.According to College Station police, Ms. Farmer, 29, has admitted to having a sexual |
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| Mr. Brah-tato Head |
| Published: October 4, 2007, 10:22 am |
| Tags: Profiles In Brahsomeness, Ecstacy, Australia |
| In Sydney, Australia, customs officials found over 10 ounces of ecstacy in the back of a Mr. Potato Head doll. We always backed Mr. Potato Head, but wow. I never thought he'd make me want to rub my inner thigh and tell you guys how much I love you. You gotta respect the guy who shipped this too, because along with the 1000 or so e-balls, he |
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| Profiles in Brahsomeness: Chris Cooley. |
| Published: October 15, 2007, 1:30 am |
| Tags: Christy Oglevee, Chris Cooley, Redskins, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| Chris Cooley is the biggest bad ass in the NFL. Period. Not at football mind you, but at life. He's not too bad at football either, posting 105 yards and a touchdown Sunday. What makes him such a bad ass, you ask? Well, for starters he's engaged to Maxim hottie and former Redskinette Christy Oglevee . He used to date her roommate/fellow |
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| Welcome To The Jungle, Indeed |
| Published: October 16, 2007, 10:54 am |
| Tags: Speedballs, Rock N Roll, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| G'n'R was one of the great bands of our childhood. And while it's a shame to see Axl Rose running around with braided hair and calling himself Guns n Roses, we can still remember how badass those guys were in the late 80s and early 90s. And we've all watched Behind The Music on all those bands and seen how they got famous, pulled box, |
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| A Very Heady Traffic Stop |
| Published: October 17, 2007, 10:19 am |
| Tags: We Heart Porn, Porn Stars, Profiles In Brahsomeness |
| This sexy bastard to the left is Trooper James Randy Moss, or perhaps more appropriately, former Trooper James Randy Moss (distant cousin?). Moss was a state trooper in Tennessee until he pulled over Justis Richert. Ms. Richert is a porn star who goes by the handle 'Barbie Cummings.' Because I learned very early in life that viewing pornography |
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| Just Some Heady Phans |
| Published: November 12, 2007, 11:11 am |
| Tags: College Football, Live Music, Profiles In Brahsomeness, Youtube |
| The combination of sports and all things heady is what makes Brahsome what it is. Well, on Saturday a young man with the handle weatherman posted on the jam band message board Phantasy Tour, that he was making a Fluffhead sign for ESPN College Game Day. Being a brahsome.com reader, you probably know that Fluffhead was a song by the now defunct |
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