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Today's Fresh Blogs...| Overdue Browned Off Magicians Bag |
| Published: May 23, 2007, 4:32 am |
| Tags: Pregnancy, Frustration, Labour |
| Nobody tells you when you get knocked up just how pissy you can get when you go overdue. I have never felt so powerless to control something. OK, that was a lie. How quickly I forget that we got mucked around for almost 4 months buying our house and how uncontrollable being in a chain of assclowns was... I've been in a relatively good mood for |
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| I'm Overdue - Can I send the baby a red bill? |
| Published: May 20, 2007, 10:26 am |
| Tags: Pregnancy, Fun, Relationships, Men, Labour |
| Just so that I get to dispel any unnecessary potential excitement caused by a lack of blog post, where some may think that I have popped the bambino...I haven't. I can barely believe after all the predictions of the bambino arriving early because of my size of bump, small frame and pre-labour pains (everyone else's words)...I'm now two days |
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| The Bun is Still Baking In The Oven |
| Published: May 16, 2007, 2:14 pm |
| Tags: Mothers, Giggles, Pregnancy, Blogging |
| So clearly, I am still up the duff as I'm able to write this blogpost. One more full day to go and after that I have reached my due date. So much for popping early....unless I pop tomorrow, there are an awful lot of people who shouldn't be dashing to take up jobs as Mystic Meg... My ma called me today to ask if I was keeping the date that the |
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| How Now Brown Moody Cow |
| Published: May 14, 2007, 5:53 am |
| Tags: Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships, Frustration |
| I have been a moody bitch from hell for the past couple of days but thankfully it's starting to taper off now. I'm impressed that it's taken me till the 39th week to become properly hormonal and demanding that the bambino comes out, but the poor boyf hasn't known what to do with me. "Everybody else is having their baby! WHY AREN'T I? IT'S NOT |
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| Crack of Dawn |
| Published: May 11, 2007, 12:09 am |
| Tags: Mothers, Pregnancy, Relationships, Blogging |
| It's just after 5am and I've been awake for over an hour and a half. I'd bitch about having broken sleep but it seems stupid considering that I'm likely to have broken sleep for the next few years... Clearly I'm practicing for when the bambino arrives, whereas the boyf can't seem to get enough sleep and is sleeping for England. He's normally the |
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| Back With The Great Unwashed |
| Published: May 2, 2007, 6:08 pm |
| Tags: Pregnancy, Smelly Commuters |
| One of the side effects of being pregnant is that you have a heightened sense of smell, as an aside to belching, farting and tits that feel like they've been put through a nipple clamp and given a few twists for good measure. Being on maternity leave has given me the side effect of having minimal contact with the great unwashed of London that I |
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| Early Signs of Labour Equals No Hot Action for NML |
| Published: April 29, 2007, 12:40 pm |
| Tags: Sex, Pregnancy |
| I am on tenterhooks because not only is the bambino now full term (I'm over the 37 week mark), but it seems that I may be having some early signs of labour for the past few days. The doc said "Hmmm, it seems like this baby will make an appearance sooner rather than later!" to which I said "Er...I don't think I'm ready yet. We haven't moved...I |
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| The Boyf and I Do Antenatal Giggles |
| Published: April 26, 2007, 7:56 am |
| Tags: Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships |
| I've been a busy bee for the past few days and I've almost forgotten about my ma having a hot date with the builder she met the day before at my baby shower... I say almost because a certain naughty Vulture Boy did make some wisecracks about whether my mother had got an 'extension' from her date. Perish the thought! Yesterday the boyf and I went |
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| Just Call Me Daddy/When Mothers Turn Baby Showers into Hot Dates |
| Published: April 23, 2007, 12:07 pm |
| Tags: Mothers, Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships, Madness, Black People |
| Yesterday I had a baby shower thrown for me and of course no occasion could be complete without a bit of mama antics. Am I the only person to ever have a baby shower where her mother decided to combine it with having a hot first date?! I found out about my ma's date G, when she called me up yesterday morning to ask if it was OK (to be fair she'd |
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| School's Out - It's Maternity Leave Time |
| Published: April 19, 2007, 2:27 pm |
| Tags: Giggles, Pregnancy, Work |
| My maternity leave started today (yes I know I haven't been at work for 2 weeks) but I can now officially say that work is a thing of the past...at least for a minimum of 6-9 months with the option of being off for year. Woo hoo! I have my team lunch tomorrow as we couldn't do it today and I know I'll be sad to wave goodbye to all of the prima |
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| Prayer Antics and Voodoo Doo Doo |
| Published: April 16, 2007, 6:48 am |
| Tags: Mothers, Giggles, Pregnancy, Life, Madness, Religion, Black People |
| Yesterday the boyf and I were invited to his mums as she wanted to arrange for the baby and I to be prayed for. I don't claim to be the most religious person on earth but I'm not naive enough to not recognise that a bit of positivity and prayer certainly isn't the worst thing that could happen at this particular point in my life. It did occur to |
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| Sex Kitten Achieves Clown Status |
| Published: April 12, 2007, 5:31 pm |
| Tags: Sex, Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships |
| So clearly I should have read some of the comments on my previous post before trying to reignite my sex kitten status... After getting out of the shower, I decided to put on my va-va-voom Victoria Secret silk nightdress, or should I say negligee. Considering that I'm one week away from being 9 months pregnant and I had just got out of the shower |
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| Slippery Nipple & Easter Aches |
| Published: April 10, 2007, 4:53 am |
| Tags: Giggles, Pregnancy |
| So the saga continues with the frigging maintenance people. The boyf left for work this morning and I was sat up in bed watching BBC Breakfast when I heard a strange noise outside the window. The curtains were partially open and seconds later I spied a man in paint splattered overalls doing God knows what. I froze in panic in the bed as yet again |
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| Note to self: Stop exposing onesself |
| Published: April 5, 2007, 11:08 am |
| Tags: Pregnancy |
| After having a trapped nerve in my arse, it left me, only to be quickly replaced with hideous, persistent lower back pain. I've been at home since Tuesday after a visit to the hospital where I could barely even get back up after lying down, because I was in so much pain. I got up yesterday morning to make myself some crumpets and strolled into |
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| Pain In the Bum |
| Published: April 2, 2007, 4:35 pm |
| Tags: Mothers, Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships, Men |
| "Er, where are you? Mum's wondering..." asked the bro. I looked at my phone and ruefully noted that it was 2.04. That made me at that point about 4 minutes late.... "I'll be there in a bit... I...er..haven't left yet..." "Tell him why!" called out the boyf. "I'm in a bit of pain...It's taking me longer to leave the house..." I said wincing. |
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