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• Zoo Turns Pando Poo to Gold

  Published: July 31, 2007, 9:42 am

  Tags: Offbeat News, Bizarre, Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base, Chiang Mai, Excrement, Feces, Odd, Panda, Pandas, Poo, Poop, Souvenir, Souvenirs, Unusual, Weird, Zoo

  the first time that panda poop has been used as raw material — Chiang Mai zoo in Thailand reported last November that they were creating paper items as souvenirs from their pandas’ waste. Pandas excrete vast amounts of bamboo pulp that they’re unable to digest. So the zookeepers have converted the poop into paper taken from a

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• Shower curtain as changing pad

  Published: August 4, 2007, 2:13 pm

  Tags: 0 01yrs Infant, Gear, Habitat, Poop Pee Potty Etc, Saving Money, Travel Going Out

  Another reason to never buy a changing table! From Sarah: When my first child was born, we had no changing table, or even a changing pad. So I sent my husband to the store for a changing pad, but they were out. Instead, he bought a cheap plastic shower curtain. We cut it up into rectangles about 2x3 feet, and stashed one in the diaper bag, one

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• brain needs to poop: in need of mental fiber

  Published: August 5, 2007, 7:43 am

  Tags: Dead People, Poop Writing, Thought Indigestion

  I have thoughts indigestion, my brain needs to poop but it lacks the capacity to do so, I need mental fiber, who do I get it from, I dont have direct sources anymore, anyone I know who sells it i presume dead.

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• Blowout damage control: pull the onesie off down over the legs

  Published: August 10, 2007, 9:09 am

  Tags: 0 01yrs Infant, Fashion General Cuteness, Poop Pee Potty Etc

  blowout diapers where the poop shoots up their back, take advantage of the crossover fold shoulders on most infant onesies. Take the shirt off DOWNWARDS rather than over the head. The crossover fold on the shoulders makes it possible to put the shirt on over their big heads, and ALSO to take it off over their big bellies (and a diaper). No

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• Our Bowels, Ourselves: The Nuances and Complexities of Digestion

  Published: August 10, 2007, 2:35 pm

  Tags: Girls Can T Poop, Our Bowels Ourselves, Tmi, Top

  There's something that's been bothering me--and womankind in general, I suspect--for quite some time: my bowels. (Between this and the pubic rumination, I suppose it's increasingly clear that I'm... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Billy Ray Bags His B*tch

  Published: August 13, 2007, 7:11 am

  Tags: Billy Ray Cyrus, Billyraycyrus, Dog Poop, Dogpoop, Hanna Montana, Hannamontana, Miley

  Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Old Country dog Billy Ray Cyrus is learning a new trick, but it doesn't take a magician to make dog poop disappear. After TMZ's, er, scoop about Billy's crappy pick-up habits, the once mullet-ed Cyrus must have felt the pressure building around his... Read more

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• Color code hot and cold water taps with nail polish

  Published: August 21, 2007, 9:32 am

  Tags: 01 03yrs Toddler, 03 05yrs Preschooler, Fun Toys, Habitat, Learning, Poop Pee Potty Etc

  Amazing how a little change can help kids get what they need on their own. Here's kittenpie's great idea: My girl understand that red=stop and green=go, so in the bathroom, I have painted (in nail polish for durability) a large red spot on top of the hot water tap, and a large green spot on top of the cold water tap. Now she can wash her hands

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• Oldies But Goodies: Although it has recently come to our attention ...

  Published: August 22, 2007, 3:45 pm

  Tags: Oldies But Goodies, Poop Scoop

  Although it has recently come to our attention that constipation is as much if not more of a problem for women than men, men also have days when they need to induce gentle release--or, in the case of... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Poop: Own A Little Piece Of Mike Tyson

  Published: August 29, 2007, 10:00 am

  Tags: Mike Tyson, Poop

  is selling Mike Tyson's poop. (It's not just his, actually; you can buy Mick Foley's and a few others' too.) They advise being careful with the final product. For fecal and urine specimens, you will receive 2.0-3.0 cubic centimeters of specimen packaged in a hermetically-sealed transparent plastic cylinder (about the size of a film

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• Poop: Own A Little Piece Of Mike Tyson

  Published: August 29, 2007, 10:00 am

  Tags: Mike Tyson, Poop

  It's a question that has plagued man throughout the ages: How much would you pay for the excrement of a richer, more famous man? It has confounded philosophers and economists alike. Now, perhaps the...

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• Poop: And Now, A Moment For The Buckeye Faithful

  Published: September 4, 2007, 12:35 pm

  Tags: College Football, Ohio State Buckeyes, Poop

  With all the embarrassment surrounding Michigan fans this weekend, we feel obliged, in the interest of equal time, to introduce you to this guy, an Ohio State fan who is literally willing to wade...

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• Poop: And Now, A Moment For The Buckeye Faithful

  Published: September 4, 2007, 12:35 pm

  Tags: College Football, Ohio State Buckeyes, Poop

  With all the embarrassment surrounding Michigan fans this weekend, we feel obliged, in the interest of equal time, to introduce you to this guy, an Ohio State fan who is literally willing to wade through excrement for Ohio State tickets. Seriously, they can't be that expensive on StubHub, can they?

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• The Top 500 Things You Don't Want to Hear About Me That I'm Going to Tell You Anyway

  Published: August 30, 2007, 9:54 am

  Tags: Peter King, Captain Caveman, We Could Do This All Day, Poop Jokes

  Why did I decide to make this list? Why would I rank the 500 best things things you don't want to hear from me that I'm going to tell you anyway? Well, you probably don't care, but I'm going to tell you anyway.You see, I woke up in the middle of the night wondering, "What do people want to know less about me? The details of my bowel movements,

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• The middle-of-the night poop dilemma

  Published: September 8, 2007, 7:00 am

  Tags: Diapers, Poop, Pooping In The Middle Of The Night, Poopinginthemiddleofthenight, Stinky, Toddlers

  is stinky."Nolan had pooped his PJs, and evidently, it was a fresh job. I wavered above him for moment. He was sound asleep, and if I woke him to change his diaper, he might not go back to sleep for hours. On the other hand, could I possibly let him slumber away in a sea of grody, grody toddler poop?I crept to the bathroom for the

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• Simplifying the standing diaper change

  Published: September 13, 2007, 9:15 am

  Tags: 0 01yrs Infant, 01 03yrs Toddler, Fashion General Cuteness, Poop Pee Potty Etc

  Cathy, aka Mayberry Mom, makes good use of those onesie/bodysuit crotch snaps: Here's something I figured out recently--can't believe it took me two kids and many years to do so. I've been doing stand-up diaper changes for a year now with my son, who much prefers looking out the window or standing in front of a chair flipping through a book

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