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| Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto |
| Published: January 5, 2008, 12:58 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Poetry Sms, Politics Sms |
| Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" ha koi muqabla karne wala |
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| Mushraf ki niyat |
| Published: January 8, 2008, 6:20 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Politics Sms |
| Mushraf ki niyat “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf” |
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| Itna kis ka gurur ho gaya |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 5:31 am |
| Tags: Friendship Sms, Cool Sms, Dosti Sms, Love Sms, Politics Sms, Romantic Sms |
| Itna kis ka gurur ho gaya. ya fir humse koi kusur ho gaya. “DOSTI” me Aisa Kya Ho gaya k. Hamare sms jawab Dena Bhi Namanzoor Ho gaya |
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| Pakistani Courser..! |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 5:14 am |
| Tags: Politics Sms, Cool Sms, Funny Sms, Husband Sms, Love Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms, Wife Sms |
| Pakistani Courser: MBBS:Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:Islamic Institute of Terrorism |
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| English ka Word.. |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 2:54 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Adult Sms, Cool Sms, Love Sms, Politics Sms, Santa Sms, Sardar Sms |
| Me aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word bhejta hu, Jise aap aage se padho ya pichhe se, aapko aapka hi naam dikhai dega, - U L L U ….:P |
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| Aapse mile ko Tarasatay hain |
| Published: March 25, 2008, 1:23 pm |
| Tags: Politics Sms, Cool Sms, Funny Sms Jokes, Latest Sms Jokes, Laughing Sms, Poetry Sms, Shayari Sms, Smile Sms, Sms Jokes Collection, Text Messages |
| Tare asman me chamkte hai Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai Hum bhi kitne nadan hai Aap dil me rehte hai or hum apse milne ko tarste hai Share this Joke with Friends! |
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| The most cruel & wicked guy on earth |
| Published: May 23, 2008, 12:39 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Politics Sms |
| Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai? |
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| Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya |
| Published: May 27, 2008, 12:26 pm |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Politics Sms |
| Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D |
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| Ye ‘Altaf Bhai’ kon hay |
| Published: June 7, 2008, 2:21 pm |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Politics Sms |
| Devils went to Court to Prove that they are the Most, Cruel & wicked Guys on Earth. But they Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai?..:p Share this Joke with Friends! |
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| Asif zardari and coca cola |
| Published: June 11, 2008, 12:55 am |
| Tags: Politics Sms |
| Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay? to Zardari ne kaha.. . . . BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!! |
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| Humare pass Imran Hashmi he! |
| Published: June 12, 2008, 1:30 pm |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Politics Sms, Funny, Politics, Sms |
| BUSH: Humare pass Britny Julie Robert Anjelina Joli sab hai! Tumre pass kya hay? MANMOHN SINGH: Humare pass Imran Hashmi he! Bhej do sab ko |
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