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| Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: As Oscar Wilde Might Have Put It, Following Her Divorce, Padma Lakshmi's Clothes Have Turned Quite Gold with Grief |
| Published: September 11, 2007, 1:22 pm |
| Tags: Oscar Wilde, Bravo The Sockless Network, Divorce Italian Style, Tom Colicchio, Marc Jacobs, Photoessay, Padma Lakshmi |
| Padma, front-row at the Marc Jacobs show last night. Divorce definitely suits her. And Tom Colicchio has also been in attendance at fashion shows. The Fug Girls just spotted him at the John Varvatos show, along with Alice Cooper and LL Cool J, and again wearing loafers without socks. |
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| Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Brian MFMalarkey Tells You Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask |
| Published: September 11, 2007, 12:08 am |
| Tags: Mfmalarkey, Photoessay, Woody Allen, Brian Malarkey, Condom Head |
| Dedicated to Keckler at Television Without Pity. |
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| Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: An Idol-Rich Episode? |
| Published: September 10, 2007, 8:58 pm |
| Tags: Halter Tops Not For Everyone, Photoessay, Fantasia Barrino, Hung Huynh, Christopher Ciccone, Smurf Village, Has Beens |
| Possums, call us crazy, but was that "American Idol" Fantasia Barrino on the three-hour cruise? Think of it, an episode with two fantasias (the other being Hung Huynh's Smurf village)....Miss XaXa, of course, had a different take. "First Christopher Ciccone, now Fantasia. This is the season of the Has-Been." |
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| Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Nah, Too Eazy |
| Published: September 13, 2007, 3:45 pm |
| Tags: Chicago Gays Not Skinny Bitches, Photoessay, Dale Levitski, Easy Sleazy Beautifully Covered Boy |
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| Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Appearances to the Contrary, Lioness Gail Simmons Doesn't Like Her Meat Raw |
| Published: September 20, 2007, 3:39 pm |
| Tags: Gail Simmons, Grrrrrr, Photoessay, Padma Who, Heterosexual Thursday, Fierce Bitch |
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| Amuse-Biatch Road Trip Photoessay: Tre Wilcox Wonders Where He Went Wrong, and Miss XaXa Wonders Where His Hand Wrongly Wandered |
| Published: September 20, 2007, 3:02 pm |
| Tags: Tre Wilcox, Photoessay, Miss Xaxa |
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| Amuse-Biatch Big-Thumbs-Up, Sapphic Photoessay: Even Cowgirls Get the Yellows |
| Published: September 25, 2007, 3:11 pm |
| Tags: Stephanie Seymour, My Not So Secret Love, Johnny Guitar, Joan Crawford, Cowgirl Creamery, Big Thumbs, Uma Thurman, Photoessay, Criminal Lesbian Sex Romps, Calamity Jane, Tom Robbins, Padma Lakshmi |
| And apropos of cowgirl-on-cowgirl action, here is another classic Sapphic moment, Miss Doris Day playing the title character in Calamity Jane--and what the hell was HBO thinking when it cancelled Deadwood?--and singing "My Secret Love." (Notice how, once atop the, er, mount, Doris and Padma's yellow girl have the same wide stance.)Finally, a |
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| Bonus Hetero/Lesbian Tuesday Photoessay: Raw-Meat-Loathing, Lollipop-Loving Lioness Gail Simmons Stars in Triptych of Desire |
| Published: September 25, 2007, 6:01 pm |
| Tags: Gail Simmons, Lioness, Triptych Of Desire, Photoessay, Paparazzo Laz Strikes Again, Borgesian Sex Tapes That Never Existed, Lollipop |
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| Amuse Biatch Book Club Photoessay: The Brian MFMalarkey Selection |
| Published: September 28, 2007, 10:02 pm |
| Tags: Mfmalarkey, Photoessay, Amuse Biatch Book Club, Brian Malarkey |
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| Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: What a Difference a Gay Makes |
| Published: September 30, 2007, 10:22 pm |
| Tags: Wishful Thinking, Don T Read Too Much Into The Photograph The Fish, I Must I Must I Must Increase My Bust, Eric Ripert, Photoessay |
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| Amuse-Biatch Presents Crouching Possum, Hidden "Dragon" |
| Published: October 3, 2007, 2:37 pm |
| Tags: Photoessay, Crouching Possum Hidden Dragon, Amuse Biatch Reader Mailbag, Hung Huynh |
| Though inapposite to what we're about to discuss, we've always loved that Biblical phrase about the lilies of the field. (Alas we must both toil and spin.) But what we especially love are the possums of the field, those hardy critters, the Amuse-Biatch readers who go out and git 'er done, then bring the toothsome morsels back to Possum Central.One |
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| Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: Is Mark Simmons This Season's Superstar? |
| Published: March 24, 2008, 1:18 am |
| Tags: Sam Talbot, Mark Simmons, Photoessay, Molly Shannon, Armpits, Superstar |
| First, there was this.And then came this.And now this? |
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| Nicole Richie's Brave Attempt at Undercover Eating Comes to an End |
| Published: March 19, 2008, 11:22 pm |
| Tags: Valerie Bolon, Pykag Pack Your Knives And Go, Nicole Richie, Debbie Downer Goes Down, Photoessay |
| Last week, she was Rachel Dratch. This week, she was Nicole Richie, but mostly, Valerie Bolon was all done. |
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| Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: New Zealand Has 45,000,000 Sheep |
| Published: March 19, 2008, 1:03 am |
| Tags: You Know What The English Say About The Welsh, Mark Simmons, Photoessay, Shear Delight |
| Make that 45,000,001. |
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