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• In Brief: Why aren't our nation's researchers studying ...

  Published: July 26, 2007, 4:55 pm

  Tags: Penises, What We Need More Of Is Science

  Why aren't our nation's researchers studying the vitally important "big shoes, big cock" hypothesis? It's an outrage! [WCS]

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• In Brief: In a column called "Beating Joel Stein," ...

  Published: August 3, 2007, 3:12 pm

  Tags: Babble, Beat Joel Stein Please, Joel Stein, Los Angeles Times, Nerve, Penises

  In a column called "Beating Joel Stein," (not, sadly, a how-to guide) the L.A. Times "humor" columnist introduces you to the finalist of his Comedy Special Olympics. Dude writes for Nerve and Babble...

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• IPhone Widow: The iPhone is Cool and All, But Can You Stick Your Dick in It?

  Published: August 10, 2007, 5:45 pm

  Tags: Do Penises Make You Crazy, Gizmodo, Iphone Widow, Top

  I used to have a boyfriend. He was actually perfect: cute, funny, thoughtful, lots of chemistry, pulled my hair at all the right times. He was, for a period, even attentive--that is, until June 29,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Love --> Building On Fire: Will New York's high rents result in a rash ...

  Published: August 24, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Love Gt Building On Fire, Penises, Real Estate

  Will New York's high rents result in a rash of penis incinerations? One analyst says yes. [Just Putting It Out There]

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• Veinspotting: "A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe ...

  Published: August 24, 2007, 12:44 pm

  Tags: Penises, Things You Shouldn T Stick Your Dick Into, Veinspotting, Wtf

  "A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry." [AFP]

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• Clips: Baby Doll Keeps Foreskin, Loses Nuts

  Published: September 6, 2007, 5:00 pm

  Tags: Clips, Penises, Top, Uncircumcised, Youtube

  newVideoPlayer("babywee_gawker.flv", 475, 376); OK, so this doll is freaking our shit out right now. It's a boy baby doll with a down-turned wiener that pees. We don't remember it growing up, but we... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Phallophobia: Alex Kuczynski Reminisces About Cocklearnin'

  Published: September 17, 2007, 3:20 pm

  Tags: Alex Kuczynski, How Alex Kuczynski Learned About Cocks, International Male, Penises, Phallophobia, Totally Terrifying Todgers

  "The first time I saw an International Male catalog was at the all-girls Virginia boarding school I attended in the 1980s. The cool girls—the ones who owned their own horses and got BMWs for...

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• Gandalf's Staff: From the mailbag: "I saw Ian McKellen in ...

  Published: September 20, 2007, 4:15 pm

  Tags: Gandalf S Staff, Ian Mckellen, Penises, Swinging Some Pipe

  From the mailbag: "I saw Ian McKellen in Lear last night. I can confirm that, in addition to a truly inspired performance, he is still swinging some pipe. I hope that I'm still packing like that when...

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• Billion Dollar Penises: Mark Cuban ranks No. 161 on the list of America's ...

  Published: September 22, 2007, 12:30 pm

  Tags: Billion Dollar Penises, Dallas Mavericks, Mark Cuban

  Mark Cuban ranks No. 161 on the list of America's wealthiest individuals. [Forbes.com]

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• Billion Dollar Penises: Mark Cuban ranks No. 161 on the list of America's ...

  Published: September 22, 2007, 12:30 pm

  Tags: Billion Dollar Penises, Dallas Mavericks, Mark Cuban

  Mark Cuban ranks No. 161 on the list of America's wealthiest individuals. [Forbes.com]

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• What It Feels Like For A Boy: The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up

  Published: October 22, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Clips, Feature, Fleshbot, Penises, Pissing Contest, Shenis, Top, Urination, What It Feels Like For Boy

  newVideoPlayer("sheenis.flv", 475, 376); After hearing about the Shenis, a 12-inch-long, hollowed-out penis that enables women to pee standing up, it was clear what we needed to do: Order a few and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Google Maps Catches Sophisticated High School Football Field Prank [Pranks]

  Published: December 5, 2007, 8:30 pm

  Tags: Boner, Dicks, Dong, Dork, Genitals, Google, Google Maps, Johnson, Jokes, Junk, Meat, Pecker, Peepee, Penises, Pranks, Sausages, Schlongs, Tool, Wangs, Wiener

  There's not much to add to this other than "ha ha, you got penis'ed", but we're somewhat curious as to how this thing went down. Was this a prank from a rival school? Was it self-inflicted? Is this their mascot? (Go Fighting Wangs!) Is it still there? We suppose it's pretty apropos that the school is located on Shaft Road. [Google Maps - Thanks

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• Thai Women Cut Cocks Because Murder "Isn't Enough" [Prime Cuts]

  Published: December 7, 2007, 1:40 pm

  Tags: Domestic Violence, Penis Slashing, Penises, Prime Cuts, Thailand, Weens

  "Penis slashing" -- when women cut or sever a penis -- is so common in Thailand that surgeons there have actually become world-renowned specialists for penis-reattachment. According to a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• If making a chocolate penis seems like too ... [Sex]

  Published: March 6, 2008, 6:40 pm

  Tags: Chocolate, Chocolate Party Hats, Dicks, Penises, Sex

  If making a chocolate penis seems like too much work (and it is), you can buy these Chocolate Party Hats that you can sit atop a peen to spice up a beej. [Chocolate Party Hats] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• The "Perfect" Peen: Cut? Or Uncut? [Members Only]

  Published: April 3, 2008, 1:00 pm

  Tags: Circumcision, Foreskins, Members Only, Penises, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Sex, Top

  Over on the Jewish blog Jewcy, two Heebroads are debating the relative merits and drawbacks of foreskins. Sex writer and editor Rachel Kramer Bussel is vehemently anti-foreskin. Aesthetically, she... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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