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• DO NOT WANT

  Published: July 27, 2007, 11:44 pm

  Tags: Lolcat, Do Not Want, Byichc, Hello Kitty, Costume, Aww, Omfg, Torture, Japan

  we has to shine some light on da hello kitteh humanilation system… lol. poor gai. submitted by: jeff f. n frendz at penn state altoona’s resTECH department (da peeps readin’ ur mailz, lol, thx!)

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• Dept. Of Elevate Me Later: Wonkette Commenter Proposes Unorthodox Larry Craig Theory

  Published: September 5, 2007, 12:18 am

  Tags: Bathrooms, Cruisy Toilet, Dept Of Elevate Me Later, Do Overs, Endless Cummer, Gop, John Titor, John Titor Closeted Gay Republican, Larry Craig, Omfg, Republicans, Sarah Connor, Senate, Time Travel

  And because nothing about Larry Craig’s bizarre plan to un-resign from the Senate makes any fucking sense, we’re going to elevate commenter Outstando to the front page — because if he’s right, this may be a coded (or uncoded) message to other time travelers who may be able to help Soldier From The Future “Larry

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• Dept. Of Elevate Me Later: Wonkette Commenter Proposes Unorthodox Larry Craig Theory

  Published: September 5, 2007, 12:18 am

  Tags: Bathrooms, Cruisy Toilet, Dept Of Elevate Me Later, Do Overs, Endless Cummer, Gop, John Titor, John Titor Closeted Gay Republican, Larry Craig, Omfg, Republicans, Sarah Connor, Senate, Time Travel

  And because nothing about Larry Craig’s bizarre plan to un-resign from the Senate makes any fucking sense, we’re going to elevate commenter Outstando to the front page — because if...

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• Metro Section: OMFG Metro Section Is Back!

  Published: September 10, 2007, 2:39 pm

  Tags: Bloggers, Blogs, Metro Section, Omfg

  “I was ready to prove my comic genius, the stars were simply aligned. Two glasses of sangria later, the time was right…” [Average Jane] DiCaprio, Crowe set fire to the Eastern...

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• Metro Section: OMFG Metro Section Is Back!

  Published: September 10, 2007, 2:39 pm

  Tags: Bloggers, Blogs, Metro Section, Omfg

  “I was ready to prove my comic genius, the stars were simply aligned. Two glasses of sangria later, the time was right…” [Average Jane] DiCaprio, Crowe set fire to the Eastern Market, Metro watches. [BrightestYoungThings] “Oh yes, you’re huge. So fucking round. I’ve seen beach balls with more sex

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• Crazy Stun: Air Catapult Launches Man Into the Sky, Requires Parachute to Land

  Published: October 9, 2007, 9:50 am

  Tags: Acme, Air Catapult, Catapult, Crazy Stun, Madness, Omfg, Parachute, Top, Will E Coyote

  This crazy giant catapult, probably built by Will E. Coyote out of two construction cranes and ACME industrial-grade rubber bands, is designed to send a man into space with no security cables or net. As you will see in the video, after surviving the bazillion-G-force launch in one piece, he has to open a parachute to return safely to land. After

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• Crazy Stunt: Air Catapult Launches Man Into the Sky, Requires Parachute to Land

  Published: October 9, 2007, 9:50 am

  Tags: Acme, Air Catapult, Catapult, Crazy Stunt, Madness, Omfg, Parachute, Top, Will E Coyote

  This crazy giant catapult, probably built by Will E. Coyote out of two construction cranes and ACME industrial-grade rubber bands, is designed to send a man into space with no security cables or net. As you will see in the video, after surviving the bazillion-G-force launch in one piece, he has to open a parachute to return safely to land. After

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• Jacuzzi High: Mont Blanc Jacuzzi Party at 15,711 Feet Was Low on Oxygen, High on Booze

  Published: October 11, 2007, 11:41 am

  Tags: Booze, High, Jacuzzi, Jacuzzi Events, Jacuzzi High, Mont Blanc, Omfg

  A group of 20 people have celebrated a party in a huge jacuzzi at the top of the Mont Blanc, the highest mountain in the Alps at 15,711 feet. They had to carry 45 pounds of equipment each, custom-made to work with less oxygen, lower pressure and "against wind and freezing temperatures." Full gallery and details of the adventure after the jump.

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• Hot: How to Build a Jacuzzi for 20 People on Top of Mont Blanc

  Published: October 15, 2007, 9:00 am

  Tags: Hot, Jacuzzi, Jacuzzi Events, Mont Blanc, Omfg, Top

  Last week we were amazed by the feat of building a Jacuzzi on top of Mont Blanc at 15,711 feet against wind, sub-zero temperatures and lack of oxygen. I interviewed Thierry Bieler, one of the masterminds behind the project, to see exactly how they did it and learn more about their other stunts, like the Jacuzzi for 60 people built on a frozen

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• Crap Email From A Dude: "Its Pretty Fucking Hard To Question What Your Head Tells You Is Wisdom"

  Published: October 23, 2007, 6:30 pm

  Tags: Crap Email From Dude, Crap Email From Dude Bonus 12 Inch Omfg Version, Top, Whoa

  There are people whose craziness could be solved with a little ADD, and then there are people whose craziness is more on par with cutting an ear off and sending it in an envelope return-addressed... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Democrazy: OuijaVote 2008 Opens Door to Paranormal Democracy, Arguably Better than Diebold

  Published: October 25, 2007, 4:15 pm

  Tags: Boo, Democrazy, Diebold, Halloween, Jonathon, Keats, Omfg, Ouija, Ouija Vote 2008, Vote

  The time when politicians tried to pass dead people's votes illegally is coming to an end. At last, thanks to the OuijaVote 2008, dead voters will be totally legal. The OuijaVote system includes "hundreds of thousands" of networked ouija boards which transmit the information directly to a central system. There, election officials will watch a

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• Guy Installs 17,000-Watt Sound System in Car, to Be Classified as Weapon of Mass Destruction [Sound System]

  Published: October 26, 2007, 11:30 am

  Tags: 17 000 Watts, Car, Clip, Omfg, Sonic Wave, Sound System, Video

  We thought we wouldn't be surprised by any car sound system ever again. Until this guy cranked up the volume of his custom 17,000-watt 8-Sundown Audio SAZ-1500D rig and we saw his iPod jumping half an inch, the whole car rumbling, the metal roof shaking like a leaf and then his hair getting blown away—literally—by the air coming of

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• Aquadom Is Largest Cylindrical Aquarium on the Planet

  Published: February 19, 2008, 1:10 pm

  Tags: Random Stuff, Aquadom, Aquariums, Architecture, Berlin, Omfg, Random Stuff, Underwater, Water

  What do you do with a 25-metre-high acrylic glass cylinder, 238,000 gallons of sea water, 2,600 fish from 56 different species, and two divers? The Aquadom, the largest cylindrical aquarium in the world, that's what. In its core there's an elevator that travels through a cylinder of glass. As you will see in the videos after the jump, it's simply

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• The Biggest Star Wars Collection in the Galaxy

  Published: February 19, 2008, 10:30 am

  Tags: Gadgets, Collections, Exclusive, Feature, Gadgets, Models, Omfg, Star Wars, Toy Fair 2008

  Rob Foster has almost all the Star Wars figures and models known to mankind, Hutts and Bothans. He and his girlfriend share their home with an overwhelming army of Star Wars collectibles, from vintage 1977 figures to full battalions of the latest Storm Troopers and giant Ultimate Collector LEGO models, in and out of their original boxes, in

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• Jet Turbine-Powered Van Is Probably Batman's Aunt's Car

  Published: March 4, 2008, 10:50 am

  Tags: Vehicles, Caravan, Clips, Helicopters, Jets, Mods, Omfg, Vans, Vehicles

  This van has been retrofitted with a Rolls-Royce Nimbus helicopter jet turbine by Chris Krug, who should really be working for Tony Stark. The jet turbine has about 1,000 shaft horsepower at 2,100 RPM, which allows it to do 200 metres at 166kph in 7.14 seconds. Not bad for a Dodge Caravan, specially one that can ride with the normal combustion

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