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| Air hostess pathan se |
| Published: January 5, 2008, 12:01 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| Air hostess pathan se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai …. |
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| Suno ghour se pepsi walo |
| Published: January 4, 2008, 8:11 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| Suno ghour se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!! Hai na hum pure hindustani. |
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| That means I must have really escaped. |
| Published: January 11, 2008, 7:43 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty Good, says the man. That means I must have really escaped. |
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| Their daddy becomes the mummy |
| Published: January 8, 2008, 7:43 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy. |
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| O mere makhna meno yad rakhna |
| Published: January 8, 2008, 6:23 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes, Punjabi Sms |
| O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna |
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| Pakistan ne jo atom bomb |
| Published: January 19, 2008, 10:40 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana dia uska naam kia hay ? STUDENTS:- (ADNAN SAMI) :-p |
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| What was the first thing |
| Published: January 28, 2008, 12:09 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes, Marriage Sms |
| Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?' Lawyer: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan. |
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| 1 crore thukra diye |
| Published: February 4, 2008, 4:11 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes, Insult Sms |
| KBC main shahrukh ne mujh se pocha world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai? main ne 1 crore thukra diye, magar aapka naam nahe bataya. |
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| It’s a magic |
| Published: February 4, 2008, 4:09 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| It’s a magic:- 1 glass thanda pani lain aur usay apne braber baithay shakhs per dal dein ye “Thanda pani” usay “garam” ker dega Try it on ur own risk:p |
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| Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai |
| Published: February 4, 2008, 3:57 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai, Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai, Socha ab aapkomessage na karain, Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai. |
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| Tring tring .. inbox kholo |
| Published: February 2, 2008, 1:50 pm |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| Tring Tring.. Inbox kholo Aap k liye phool bheijay hain –;–;– |
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| kis kis ko sms karon |
| Published: February 16, 2008, 7:44 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| Is dil main taranay bohat hain, Zindagi main bahane bohut hain, Kis kis ko “sms” karon, Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain |
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| Uff mere sms k dewane log |
| Published: February 15, 2008, 8:03 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes |
| *GRP MSG* a# is*& @le$$ =not/i/2nd # and$lut& Le$$8th@t /i/@ndPo$t&nB@L# Uff mere sms k dewane log. Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:) |
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| Heights of Dreaming… |
| Published: February 15, 2008, 1:32 pm |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes, Adult Sms, April Sms, Birthday Sms, Cool Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes, Magic Sms, Poetry Sms, Shayari Sms, Valentine Sms |
| Height of dreaming : Bill gates came to me and asked… * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Boss, Tere pas Windows XP ki CD hai kya….? |
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| Moon is more Important…. |
| Published: February 8, 2008, 6:20 am |
| Tags: Misc Sms Jokes, Adult Sms, April Sms, Birthday Sms, Cool Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes, Magic Sms, Poetry Sms, Shayari Sms, Valentine Sms |
| Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed |
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