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• EDSBS TOP 25: GETTING ON WITH IT FROM 13-25.

  Published: August 6, 2007, 12:18 pm

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Mid Major Conferences, Blogpollin, All Conference, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  and then run right up the middle or throw a five yard hitch. To the disappointment of offensive extremists on both sides, they run just as much as they pass. It’s the Fluffernutter offense: a white bread sandwich with some exotic filling. The Callahan offense: tasty Fluffernutter goodness. Yet that and a competent defense will get one

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• BLOGTOBERFEST! OWEN SCHMITT MOHAWK EDITION.

  Published: August 7, 2007, 12:03 pm

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Mid Major Conferences, Notre Dame, West Fucking Virginia, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  Urban Meyer sees both Major Wright and Deonte Thompson on the field when the Gators open against Western Kentucky next month. Wright is the skull-fracturing safety brought in to replace Reggie “Motherfuckin’” Nelson at safety, meaning that Meyer is likely not pleased at what he’s seen out of frequently torched

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• COLLEGE FOOTBALL COMES TO CHINA

  Published: August 8, 2007, 2:41 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Mid Major Conferences, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  watching Dan Hawkins in the Middle Kingdom alone should make for comedy as he sincerely poses at Taoist/Confucianist temples and seriously attempts to fight the greeters at Shaolin Temple. (”I’M A CHAMPION!!! CHAMPIONS DO NOT MAKE JOKES! FIGHT ME, PAJAMA BOY!!!”) We lived in and around China for a bit, and we’ve pondered

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• THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/21/07

  Published: August 21, 2007, 10:24 am

  Tags: College Football, Mid Major Conferences, Blog Buddies, Pacific 10 Conference, Big East Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  That’s thooper, Urb. Lou Holth visited Florida practice on Monday and thaid the team was looking “sthtupendous!” Actually, he just said they looked merely “good,” which involves no speech defect mocking, and therefore was substituted for something more humorous. Also, Urban Meyer would like to confirm

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• EDSBS DAY ONE VIEWING GUIDE: FOOTBALL SWEET FOOTBALL

  Published: August 21, 2007, 1:17 pm

  Tags: Mid Major Conferences, Blog Buddies, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference

  We present our viewing guide to week one of the season, which you’ll take and like no matter how bad it is. The “Starving Man Receives a Box of Raisins” Game: Tulsa versus UL-Monroe, 8/30/07, 7 p.m., ESPN2 Technically, the first toes to touch turf in official college action this year will be those of Tulsa and UL-Monroe. These

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• BLOGPOLL BALLOT, PREWEEK ONE: WE HATE THIS BALLOT

  Published: August 22, 2007, 12:40 pm

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Mid Major Conferences, Blog Buddies, Blogpollin, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  We spaced the agonizing process of putting this monstrosity together over several posts, and even then it still reeks of hackery, half-thought, and the ramblings and self-justifications of a desperate, overmatched man. In fact, we detest this ballot, repudiate its maker, and sincerely wish to kick his ass when we see him. We’re talking to

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• CUPCAKES: A SURVEY, WEEK ONE.

  Published: August 28, 2007, 12:21 pm

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Mid Major Conferences, College Football, Big East Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference

  1. Buffalo Playing: Rutgers. Mascot: Unimaginatively enough, the Bulls, just a letter different than the Bills. We’d like to think they were originally called the Bills, just like the pro team, to save on uniforms and promo, but someone made a typo and cost everyone a shitload of money in the process. Mavis Beacon could have saved you

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• CURIOUS INDEX, 8/30/07

  Published: August 30, 2007, 10:11 am

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Weak, Mid Major Conferences, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, College Football, Southeastern Conference

  Orgy? Did I say orgy? Ohio State’s former president Karen A. Holbrook may have “exaggerated” when she referred to OSU fans’ behavior at games as being like a “drunken orgy.” Holbrook made the remarks during a taped interview, whose really spicy bits are excerpted below: “When you win a game, you

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• CURIOUS INDEX, 8/31/07

  Published: August 31, 2007, 12:00 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, That Tough Titties For You, Mid Major Conferences, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  Does Type O Negative need a new lead singer? 11/28 120 0 6…and thar’s Michael Henig’s line for last night’s 45-0 loss to Louisiana State. After the first half, the only real entertainment lay in waiting out of sheer malice to see what level of torture Croom would deem acceptable under the terms of the Geneva

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• HOT HOT HOT! APPALACHIAN STATE 34, MICHIGAN 32.

  Published: September 1, 2007, 4:25 pm

  Tags: Your Worst Nightmares, Your Ancestors Demand Your Seppuku, Hangovers Of Staggering Intensity, Mid Major Conferences, College Football, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  Screw Ohio State and Michigan. The Mountaineers should have gotten the title shot against Florida last season.

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• BLOGPOLL, WEEK TWO: 10 PERCENT LESS CRAP!

  Published: September 5, 2007, 11:53 am

  Tags: Mid Major Conferences, Big 10 Conference, Notre Dame, Blog Buddies, Blogpollin, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  Our blogpoll for week two. Now containing 10 percent less bullshit thanks to actual football. Rank Team Delta 1 Southern Cal 25 2 LSU 24 3 Oklahoma 23 4 West Virginia 22 5 Florida 21 6 California 20 7 Georgia 19 8 Wisconsin 18 9 Virginia Tech 17 10 Nebraska 16 11 Louisville 15 12 Georgia

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• CURIOUS INDEX, 9/5/07

  Published: September 5, 2007, 9:01 am

  Tags: Mid Major Conferences, Blog Buddies, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conference

  Image credit: Liz Hunter, the Clemson Tiger. Hug that man. We’re not gonna do it, but still… Bobby Bowden says he’s never seen the Seminoles play worse, meaning he really hasn’t been paying attention: the Wake Forest game last year was far more awesome. Did we say awesome? We meant to say astonishingly

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• SCENE: LLOYD CARR'S GARAGE

  Published: September 5, 2007, 4:38 pm

  Tags: Your Worst Nightmares, Mid Major Conferences, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  Lloyd sits in his garage, alone. A single light bulb burns above him. The floor is swept clean; he sits on a lawn chair in the dark. A bottle of scotch sits next to him; two buckets in front of him. [SQUEEEEEEEE!!!! (Snap!) ] Lloyd Carr: (sip.) Laurie Carr: (from somewhere in the house.) Honey? You coming in for dinner? Lloyd Carr: Hrrrmph.

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• WEEKEND BY THE BOTTLE, PER YOUR SOMMELIER

  Published: September 7, 2007, 2:55 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Notre Dame, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Drankin, Blood Blood Blood, Mid Major Conferences, Big 10 Conference, Big 12 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, College Football, Sou

  Glug ‘n football The match between football and beverages goes back as far as time immemorial, or at least to the first college football game, which as we all know was on September 8, 1990, when Florida beat Oklahoma State 50-7 in Steve Spurrier’s first game. At that game fans brought beer, whiskey, vodka, gin, rum, industrial

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• DUCK'D UP

  Published: September 11, 2007, 5:34 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Rules We Don T Like Your Rules, Mid Major Conferences, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  We must all learn from the example of the Oregon mascot, and that example is that when someone else wants to playfight, you need to put the -fight into the word with a capital WHAM, MOTHERFUCKER! The only other possible explanation is that the mascoteer was high on PCP, believed they were really a duck, and that Shasta the Cougar really was a

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