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• ZE BIG TWELEVEN DETESTS YOUR FEEBLE MATH

  Published: July 26, 2007, 3:21 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Excellence Is The Product Of Managerial Synergies Flowi, Blog Buddies, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Southeastern Conference

  damn right I will. (Goes, immediately writes letter and mails.) And this exchange from hundreds of miles south: CCS: Hello? Angry LSU fan: GODDAMN I CAIN’T GET DA GAME ON HYAH!!! CCS: Sir, please calm down. ALSUF: I WILL SET YOUR CAT ON FIRE AND THROW IT INTO A VAT OF KEROSENE I HAVE IMMERSED YOUR ENTIRE DAMN HOUSE INTO WOMAN GIMME MAH

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• DAY 2 AT THE LIARS' CLUB: SEC MEDIA DAYS SCHEDULE

  Published: July 26, 2007, 11:59 am

  Tags: I Don T Have Time For This Shit, Media Whoring, Blog Buddies, College Football, Southeastern Conference

  Media Days, the rootin’-est, tootin’-est, shootin’-est conflagration of 400 pound sportswriters and the coaches who loathe them in the nation. The updates from the boots on the ground: Chris Vernon says…”elastic waistbands are in at media days, in fact, I feel weird that I have a belt on. A conservative estimate

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• SEC MEDIA DAYS: HIGHLIGHTS

  Published: July 25, 2007, 5:24 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Click Clack, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conference

  building to SEC Media days, blogging and flogging the shit out of the proceedings with a pretty manic pace for journos, what with all the “fact checking” and “not using profanity” they have to do over there. A few of the highlights, since it is OBC’s day to crow over there. (BTW: the best part about

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• EDSBS LIVE! UNDERDOG EDITION

  Published: July 24, 2007, 5:05 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Edsbs Socializin, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  What: EDSBS Live! online radio, presenting the Underdog Edition. When: 7:30 Eastern, 4:30 for all you angels on the West Coast. Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum, where underdogs from around the world flock to nip and bark at will. To phone in to the show, just

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• EDSBS RADIO! ROAD TRIP EDITION.

  Published: July 31, 2007, 4:54 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Edsbs Socializin, Blog Buddies

  What: EDSBS Live! online radio, presenting the Road Trip Edition. When: 7:30 Eastern, 5:30 Mountain. All you rock people down at the Roxy and up in the Rockies, rock on! Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum. Or just call (310) 984-7600 to enjoy a five minute

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• EDSBS LIVE! FALL PRACTICE EDITION.

  Published: August 7, 2007, 3:59 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Edsbs Socializin, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  What you can do while KSU’s Josh Freeman offers to eat your dinner for you… What: EDSBS Live! online radio, presenting the Fall Practice edition. Hydrate. Stretch. Prepare for the fall and work off that Velveeta belt you’re carrying around with our own 90 minute fall practice. Bring our own bucket. When: 7:30 Eastern, 4:30

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• WHO'S NOW: TOM BRADY VERSUS GALACTUS.

  Published: August 9, 2007, 12:02 pm

  Tags: Espn Hollywoodtainment, Media Whoring

  The ESPN Who’s Now set fades into the screen. The camera prowls, because that’s what cameras at ESPN do when not locked onto a talking head: they move like panthers, dammit. On the left sits Stuart Scott. On the right sits John Krasinski, Megan Fox, Mike Greenberg, and the Silver Surfer, who floats three inches off his chair at all

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• CORSO LOSES HIS F'N MIND.

  Published: August 14, 2007, 3:40 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, College Football

  Brian found this over at Fanhouse. We’re just sharing. You have two choices after you watch this: “share” or “watch again.” We recommend you follow this routine: 1. Watch. 2. Click “watch again.” 3. Repeat. Presente: Lee Corso says “FUUUUUCK!”

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• EDSBS LIVE! FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL EDITION

  Published: August 28, 2007, 4:19 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Edsbs Labs Presents, Edsbs Socializin, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  EDSBS Live! Radio without commercials, songs, or clean language. What: EDSBS Live! online radio, presenting the FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL edition. When: 7:30 Eastern, 4:30 Austin Murphy Standard Time. Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum. Or just call (310)

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• EDSBS LIVE! RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES EDITION

  Published: September 23, 2007, 10:39 am

  Tags: Media Whoring, Edsbs Socializin, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  Join us today for EDSBS Live, where we’ll be joining you from the back of a van constantly moving through undisclosed locations to escape the wrath of the Orgeron, whose Ole Miss Rebels nearly continued the Mississippi curse on Florida in a 30-24 game that had us sweating pungent, oily fearsweat. Fortunately, the wireless is working, and

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• BOOK SIGNING! TONIGHT! NUDITY! FLAMES!

  Published: October 16, 2007, 1:05 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Media Whoring

  Tonight we’ll be signing copies of The ESPN Guide To Psycho Fan Behavior with Warren St. John at the Barnes and Noble in Buckhead located at 2900 Peachtree Road NE. We promise one of the three: nudity, flames, and book signing. That’s batting .333, and in baseball it’ll make you a legend. Warren’s never actually met us, so

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• INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THIS SEASON: MEDIA, BIG TEN, BIG EAST

  Published: October 17, 2007, 1:50 pm

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Big East Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, College Football, Espn Hollywoodtainment, Media Whoring

  their seasons are going. Media: Pouring one out for Ron. –The best-kept secret in college sports broadcasting? Ron Franklin was killed in a bar brawl in Lagos, Nigeria on August 23rd. SHHHHH!!! Don’t tell anyone. –Jim Donnan still on ESPN payroll, but just chills in the breakroom shooting the shit all day in between

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• EDSBS LIVE! THE FIFTH LIFE OF DENNIS ERICKSON EDITION.

  Published: October 28, 2007, 2:09 pm

  Tags: All Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, College Football, Media Whoring

  seasons in our secondary immediately? Does this violate NCAA bylaws? –Is Kansas truly good, or is Texas A&M just flatlining? And where the hell do you get a velour tracksuit in Kansas colors like Mangino’s? Christo made it, we’re guessing. –Is this Dennis Erickson’s cheery but rundown tavern we’re

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• THE SPURIOUS PICKS COLUMN

  Published: November 1, 2007, 12:37 pm

  Tags: Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Media Whoring

  …is up over at the Sporting News, complete with horror movie theme. Yes, we’re picking Michigan State over Michigan. Sometimes you just want to go down in multicolored flames rather than the normal, mundane yellow and orange variety.

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• TO-DO LIST: ROCK BAND EDITION

  Published: November 20, 2007, 4:16 pm

  Tags: Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Media Whoring

  Hey, it’s that guy who looks like Dwight Schrute, only with rimless glasses! And he’s got the to-do list column up at the Sporting News, which mentions among all the football-related content the fact that we’ll be playing shit-tons of the game Rock Band this weekend. If the downloads are available, we’ll celebrate this day

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