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• I did a great job!

  Published: April 20, 2007, 1:11 pm

  Tags: Karl, Little People, Iraq Vietnam, I Did A Great Job, Nailed It

  Hey people, I did one of those "town hall" meetings the other day. I took some questions from the audience... don't worry folks though, 'cause Karl told me that the only people they let in there were loyal republicans. No terrorists democrats a... Read and post comments Send to a friend

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• Dream A Little Dream: Washed-Up Former Child Stars (Sort Of) Have Advice for Lindsay Lohan

  Published: July 27, 2007, 2:40 pm

  Tags: Dream A Little Dream, Filmmagic

  The Coreys -- Haim and Feldman -- have a new reality show, creatively titled The Two Coreys. But they took time out from their busy schedules to talk to Nightline about being what it's like to be a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Why You Little ...: To Watch Tonight

  Published: July 27, 2007, 5:20 pm

  Tags: To Watch Tonight, Why You Little

  What to watch after you get home from the Simpsons Movie ... • Boxing: Welterweights, Andre Berto vs. Cosme Rivera, at Saratoga Springs, N.Y.; Pan American Games, at Rio de Janeiro. Ow, not the eyes! Not the eyes! Ow, back to the eyes! Back to the eyes! [ESPN2] • Cycling: Tour de France, Stage 18, Cahors to Angouleme. The word

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• Little, Brown Buys Piatkus Books

  Published: July 25, 2007, 4:40 pm

  Tags: Little Brown, Piatkus Books, Books, Book Publishing, Book Publishers

  The Bookseller reports that Little, Brown has purchased British independent publisher Piatkus Books. Founder Judy Piatkus will continue as m.d. until the end of the year, when she will retire from publishing. Piatkus, which has a turnover of around £10m, will become an independent imprint within Little, Brown. It will continue trading at

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• Why You Little ...: To Watch Tonight

  Published: July 27, 2007, 5:20 pm

  Tags: To Watch Tonight, Why You Little

  What to watch after you get home from the Simpsons Movie ... • Boxing: Welterweights, Andre Berto vs. Cosme Rivera, at Saratoga Springs, N.Y.; Pan American Games, at Rio de Janeiro. Ow, not...

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• We'll Take Redbook Over Little Red Books Any Day: Fascism And Communism Are Bad For Fucking

  Published: July 30, 2007, 4:43 pm

  Tags: Cameron Diaz, Putin, Redbook, Russia, We Ll Take Redbook Over Little Red Books Any Day

  Russia is full of cheap vodka and girls who look like Natalia Vodianova so fuck if I can understand why they need Hitler Youth type sex camps to get laid. This is fresh on the heels of the condom... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• A Higher Level of Cleanliness in Washington Heights

  Published: July 30, 2007, 4:00 pm

  Tags: Neighborhood Watch, Brooklyn Heights, Chelsea, Clinton Hill, Kew Gardens, Little Neck, Washington Heights

  Brooklyn Heights: An 1844 train tunnel, rediscovered in 1980, is now open to tours, via a manhole at Court Street and Atlantic Avenue. [NewYorkology] Chelsea: Health clinic's trash is a rat magnet. Yum! Medical waste! [Blog Chelsea] Clinton Hill: Pratt students, not the projects on DeKalb Avenue, are the source of filthy sidewalks on Kent Avenue.

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• Publisher Nan Talese Verbally Slaps Oprah Winfrey

  Published: July 31, 2007, 8:58 pm

  Tags: Celebrities, Books, Youtube, Oprah, Author, James Frey, Million Little Pieces, Nan Talese, Oprah Winfrey, Sanctimonious, Talk Show, You Tube, Youtube

  Publisher Nan Talese slams Oprah Winfrey for her ‘lack of basic manners’ and being ’sanctimonious’. The clip is a bit dry (it’s CSPAN) but towards the end she gets around to slamming Winfrey for the way she used and turned on author James Frey.

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• Honoring Pro Sports Infamy Via Tees II

  Published: August 1, 2007, 3:42 am

  Tags: Leonard Little, Bam Morris, Pete Rose, Adam Best, Steve Bartman

  by Adam Best, Pacman Jonesin'Last week, my first post here on Epic Carnival was "Honoring Pro Sports Infamy Via Tees", a piece featuring fictional fan-giveaway days. Since the post was pretty well received, and since there are so many more dumbshit athletes out there to ridicule, it's time to get back up on this horse at least once more. Here are

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• In Brief: The Wallstreet Journal reports on the recent ...

  Published: August 3, 2007, 9:05 am

  Tags: Linux, News, Operating Systems, Score One For The Little Guy

  The Wallstreet Journal reports on the recent operating system switch by CareGroup, a healthcare organization with over 40,000 employees that serve nine million patients. The CIO of CareGroup investigated six different operating systems to roll out company wide including XP, OS X, and four flavors of Linux. The final choice? Let's just say

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• A Little Bit Of The Ultraviolence: Vazquez Punishes Marquez While Diaz Retires Morales

  Published: August 5, 2007, 3:00 pm

  Tags: Little Bit Of The Ultraviolence, Boxing Alive

  Nobody thought that Israel Vazquez could be ready for his rematch against Rafael Marquez just five months after he took that battering. Freddie Roach, Vazquez's highly regarded trainer in that fight,...

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• A Little Bit Of The Ultraviolence: Vazquez Punishes Marquez While Diaz Retires Morales

  Published: August 5, 2007, 3:00 pm

  Tags: Little Bit Of The Ultraviolence, Boxing Alive

  Nobody thought that Israel Vazquez could be ready for his rematch against Rafael Marquez just five months after he took that battering. Freddie Roach, Vazquez's highly regarded trainer in that fight, declined to train him for the rematch if he was going to fight just four months after major surgery to the fighter's nose. With all of this going

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• Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

  Published: August 7, 2007, 9:05 am

  Tags: Accident, Britney Spears, Britneyspears, Car, Dog, Dogs, Little, Vitamins, Weaveguard

  Filed under: Train Wrecks, Fashion Police, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah... Read more

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• NFL Preview: St. Louis Rams

  Published: August 7, 2007, 12:41 pm

  Tags: Torry Holt, Nfl, Rams, Orlando Pace, Leonard Little, Isaac Bruce, Kyle Smith, Marc Bulger, Steven Jackson, Nfl Previews

  by Kyle Smith, Doberman On The Diamond2006 RecapIn 2006, the St. Louis Rams finished 8-8, despite a defense that was 2nd to last in run defense, and 23rd overall. The other side of the ball proved much more potent, ranking 6th overall in the NFL, and 4th in passing.OffenseOffensively, the Rams remain one of the NFL's best units. In 2006, the squad

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• In Brief: 6-foot tall model/'writer' Sophie Dahl is ...

  Published: August 7, 2007, 1:00 pm

  Tags: Little People Big Love

  6-foot tall model/'writer' Sophie Dahl is now dating 5-foot, 4-inch musician Jamie Cullum. We're not sure what any of this has to say about nice girls finishing last, but it certainly does tell us... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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