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• Gary Busey Rumored to play Lee Carvallo

  Published: August 8, 2007, 10:30 am

  Tags: Ksk Off Topic, Killin Time, Unsilent Majority, I M Here Because I M Bored, When Daddy S Away The Maj Will Play

  Nope, we've go absolutely nothin' we're not the least bit ashamed to admit it. That's why this morning instead of bringing you a creative and original material (not bloody likely) or some more prekkake we thought we'd mix it up a bit.If you're anything like us you probably lay awake at night imagining your favorite video games as epic feature

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• The Runner Who the Race Outran

  Published: October 9, 2007, 12:50 am

  Tags: Best Vacation Ever Now Let Us Never Speak Of It Again, Ksk Off Topic, Xmas Ape, Yes Running Stupid Painful

  I mentioned last week that I would be running the Chicago Marathon this past Sunday, but I never said I would do it well. In fact, I was one of the more than 10,000 runners not to finish before they stopped the race, but not for such inglorious reasons as heat exhaustion or death.Does this look like someone who would succumb to the heat? What with

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• No Shock To The System Needed

  Published: December 14, 2007, 4:06 pm

  Tags: Ksk Off Topic, The Friday Cheerleader Posts, Whatever Punter Just Get To The Tits Already

  The Friday Cheerleader PostWhen Slick Bomb sent this blurb about how 13 juniors from Ohio State made arrangements with the NFL to assess if and where they may be selected in that League's upcoming draft, I wasn't alarmed as he was."That's basically the entire team," he said.Slick's math notwithstanding, I explained that Ohio State will usually go

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• KSK Mailbag: Joe Damato Is a Moronic A--Hole

  Published: December 20, 2007, 1:42 pm

  Tags: Ksk Off Topic, Joe Damato Is A Knobgoblin, Reader Feedback

  Some first-class asshole named Joe Damato wrote into us regarding a satirical post in which we had a fictional David Garrard act as a pimp. Well, Joe noticed an inaccuracy in the post. He writes:Here's your quote:"No? Good. Did you know officers, by law, have to answer that last question honestly? Isn't that interesting? Now, if you don't mind,

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• KSK Off Topic: The Bleu Cheese Story

  Published: February 15, 2008, 11:32 am

  Tags: Have A Nice Lunch, Ksk Off Topic, Big Daddy Drew, First Mock Draft Of The Year Up Next

  A couple weeks ago, I noted in a Jamboroo that I didn't abide by bleu cheese dressing with buffalo wings. I was then sternly taken to task by members of the pro-bleu cheese community, which, like the cheese itself, is surprisingly robust. But I didn't take the time to explain WHY I was so strongly against bleu cheese. Some people obviously like

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• KILL! KILL! KILL!It's Good...To Be...A Florida Gator (most of the time)

  Published: April 1, 2008, 6:52 am

  Tags: Ksk Off Topic, Kill Kill Kill, Ksk Group Posts

  Usually the Kill, Kill, Kill features are in video form. However, this picture was too freaking crazy not to post. Every so often in Florida, a bleary meth-head, in the midst of a fleeting moment of clarity, will realize that his decision to make a pet of a Burmese python was a poor one-- and the snake is unceremoniously set loose into the

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• The Maj's One-Word Review of Nationals Park

  Published: March 31, 2008, 4:35 pm

  Tags: Ksk Off Topic, Unsilent Majority, It Passed With Flying Colors

  (Click the picture for delicious detail)Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I'll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.

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• KSK off-topicBOVINE FENCE RAPE THEATRE

  Published: April 9, 2008, 6:51 am

  Tags: Ksk Off Topic, A New Low

  At what point does opting to take pictures rather than helping the cow constitute evil animal porn? Is there any chance this is just a role-play thing that these two do every Wednesday afternoon? Do cattle get freaky like that?Li'l help? There was some clover over here and I was really hungry...Punt says this is also a great way to score with

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• KSK off-topic"Naked Pictures of Your Buddy’s Girlfriend"

  Published: April 12, 2008, 12:08 am

  Tags: Youtubage, Ksk Off Topic

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• Barbaro’s Welcome Message To Eight Belles In Horse Heaven

  Published: May 5, 2008, 12:01 pm

  Tags: Equine Coitus In The Afterlife, Jeez Punter That S Just Wrong, Ksk Off Topic, Mmp

  Well well well. Look who just got scraped off the track. Listen here, bitch. You may think you’re somebody. You might think that your tragic end got some of us weepy up here. You might even think that just because you came in second that you might have a little more clout up here than Big B. Well guess what, you dirty little slut. I own

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• Outsmarted By A Gay

  Published: June 8, 2008, 12:00 pm

  Tags: Gay, Idiots, Ksk Off Topic, Mmp

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• KSK Off-Topic: My College Sex Teacher

  Published: June 8, 2008, 4:02 am

  Tags: Ksk Off Topic, Talk With The Registrar, Villanova Sucks

  NSFW-ish language. ShareThis

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• KSK Off-Topic: Your Guide to Bitching About the Heat

  Published: June 10, 2008, 4:00 pm

  Tags: Captain Caveman, It S Worse In Iraq, Ksk Group Posts, Ksk Off Topic

  Brooklyn, New York, present day Actually, no. This isn’t a guide at all. It’s too fucking hot to piece together the necessary expository skills to create something as useful as a guide. Maybe you’re in one of the places in the country that isn’t having its fourth consecutive humid day in the high 90s. If that’s the

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• KSK Off-Topic: Italian Spiderman

  Published: June 12, 2008, 2:31 pm

  Tags: Ksk Off Topic, Xmas Ape

  it’s time for some off-topicality. Apparently I’m the only one who likes this Italian Spiderman series, but when I like something, I force it on people endlessly, like Peruvian chicken and butt sex. It’s only half as gay as Planet Unicorn but twice as nonsensical. We pushed the shit out of Planet Unicorn so I’ll post these

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• Uncompromising Suckers of Goat Ass

  Published: June 16, 2008, 10:35 am

  Tags: Elitism Is Fun, Fuck U Sga, Goat Ass, I Miss Tim Russert, Ksk Off Topic, Unsilent Majority, Why Do I Know The Name Bonnie Raitt

  Dear USGA, What the fuck? From Friday through Sunday fans on the east coast were able to watch Tiger play the Open in primetime, and now you’re just fucking us in the ass. Some people can’t stand the idea of an anti-climactic 18-hole playoff to settle the tournament, but fuck, I’m not one to complain about such things. One

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