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• This Week's KSK Commenter Draft Restaurants Where You Would Like To Eat Your Last Meal

  Published: July 27, 2007, 9:25 am

  Tags: New Haven Pizza I M Comin To Getcha, Ksk Commenter Drafts, Big Daddy Drew

  There's nothing worse than heading to a good restaurant and then ordering the wrong thing. This happened to me last week. You know the drill. You order something, and it's pretty good. Then you take a bite of something the person next to your ordered, and a giant OH FUCK sign flashes in your head. Then you spend the rest of the meal in a deep

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• This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: Methods By Which You Would Commit Career Suicide If You Were a Celebrity

  Published: July 20, 2007, 8:01 am

  Tags: See You In Hell Candy Boys, Xmas Ape, Ksk Commenter Drafts

  a glance, this week's commenter draft looks remarkably, and deceptively, easy. I mean, you or I could fuck up our careers irreparably with little more than a stray "all staff" e-mail (that's the last time you forward your coworker one of Punter's posts) or even a good cupping of the secretary's glorious tits.Upon reaching a certain threshold of

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• This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: Movie Settings Where You Would Like To Go On Vacation

  Published: August 3, 2007, 9:45 am

  Tags: Ksk Commenter Drafts, Big Daddy Drew, Then The Oral Sex, Silence Foul Temptress, Perils That Too Perilous, I Bet Lancelot Gay

  I'll be on vacation next week. And frankly, it's well deserved. You might think it's easy to come up with all these 8th-Grade level dick jokes. Well, it is. But still, I gotta punch all these keys to write them, and that can be tiring. So it's off to the beach with me. I'll be packed into a house with my parents, my wife, my daughter, my

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• Suicide Is Painless, Unless You Screw It Up

  Published: August 10, 2007, 11:32 am

  Tags: Borf, Ksk Commenter Drafts, Unsilent Majority, Suicide Day, Making Light Of Suicide Not Funny You Fucking Asshole, Knifey Wristy

  Believe it or not, suicide isn't always a lot of fun. It can tear apart families and scar loved ones for years to come, fortunately you'll be too dead to care! These days there are so many ways to off oneself that it's not always easy to keep abreast of the hot new trends in felo-de-se.Even those of us who aren't (currently) suicidal harbor

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• The Last KSK Commenter Draft Stars Of The Pornographic Film Industry

  Published: August 31, 2007, 9:32 am

  Tags: I Agree Senator Heflin Yeah That S Right The Women Like Something More Stories Costumes That Ll Transport Em To Another Place Time, Ksk Commenter Drafts

  the last commenter draft of the year. Next week, this slot will be occupied by the return of the Maj's gambling column. I've enjoyed these drafts a great deal, largely because you, the readers, do all the effort. Well, it's only fair to reward you. Many of you have been asking for a porn star draft for a while (shocking), so here it

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• Emergency KSK Commenter Draft: Name This Baby

  Published: August 23, 2007, 11:30 am

  Tags: Mmp, Ksk Commenter Drafts, This Not Fucking Drill People, Things Going Into Coming Out Of Bridget Moynahan, Baby Of Destiny

  While we know quite a bit about Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan, details about the kid are still sparse. We know it's a boy and...well, that's about it. Tom Brady, we must imagine, is surely overwhelmed with the realization that his life is now over. Yeah, being a dad is great and whatever (that's what I read, anyway), but as he watches a promising

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• It's Your Turn, Once Again, To Draft And Be Sexy

  Published: May 2, 2008, 1:08 pm

  Tags: Biel S Badonkadunk Ain T Far Behind On The Board, Ksk Commenter Drafts, Let S See How Well You People Follow Protocol, Sexy Sexy Sexy

  destroyed by the other commenters and personally berated by members of the KSK staff. Fall in line, you undisciplined little shit. And, as the conductor of this draft, I get first pick. That first pick? Stacy Kiebler's stems. Oh Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, legs, Lily, Lily. I cannot find the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling

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• This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: BOOK BURNIN'!

  Published: May 16, 2008, 9:56 am

  Tags: Bernie Goldberg S Canon Could Power An Entire City Grid, Big Daddy Drew, Get The Marshmallows, God I Hated That One Toni Morrison Book, Ksk Commenter Drafts, You People Don T Appreciate The Art Of Writing

  our choices (and many commenter choices) into this Amazon list, which was damn near the nicest thing anyone's ever done for us. But now it's time to explore the other side of the coin. Oh, I like me some books. But I also hate a great deal of them of them as well. Now, I don't normally admire Nazis or crazy Midwestern preachers, but I

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• KSK Commenter Draft: Mixed Drinks

  Published: May 23, 2008, 10:18 am

  Tags: Captain Caveman, Ksk Commenter Drafts, Wow Now I Want To Start Drinking

  Here at KSK, we’re alcoholics first, bloggers second. Actually, we’re masturbators first, then alcoholics, then football-needy douchebags, and somewhere around 15th or 16th on the list of priorities is blogging. The point is, most of us are hammered most the time. Hell, I cracked open a bottle of DH Krahn at three o’clock

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• KSK Commenter Draft: If You Had To Win One Game Show To Get Yourself Out Of Purgatory…

  Published: June 6, 2008, 9:45 am

  Tags: Children Are Our Future Unless We Stop Them, Ksk Commenter Drafts, Mmp

  This might be the first commenter draft where the post was longer than the picks. Either way, it’s your turn.

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• KSK Commenter Draft: Your Favorite NFL Game of All-Time

  Published: June 27, 2008, 9:00 am

  Tags: Ksk Commenter Drafts, Xmas Ape

  It’s hard to believe we haven’t done this one yet, but your draft this week requires you to pick your favorite NFL game ever, postseason, regular season, whatever. And it can be for any goddamn arbitrary reason you want. It need not be the best game. Shit, it can be a game where a player you hate got hurt. I’m sure the Theismann

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• This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft - Ice Cream Flavors

  Published: July 3, 2008, 9:36 am

  Tags: All Right All Right But Then I Get A Chipwich, Big Daddy Drew, Cause You Are On The Welfare, Ksk Commenter Drafts

  Just in time for the Fourth, it’s time to talk a little ice cream. I’ve been on this planet for a while now, so my method of eating ice cream has been more or less well established. I always get a cake cone and not a sugar cone. A cake cone catches drips more easily (though I often lick around the edge of the cone to prevent such

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• Commenter Draft: Commercials to Be Erased from History

  Published: July 18, 2008, 11:22 am

  Tags: Captain Caveman, Ksk Commenter Drafts

  Most people merely dislike commercials. I fucking HATE them. I loathe them with all the bile in my bloated liver. Hatred for ads is embedded in my marrow, programmed into my DNA, woven into the fabric of my soul. That’s why the people who invented TiVo/DVR and satellite radio are gods. They have golden thrones reserved in heaven,

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