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| Yes, I Have Heard That Man Vs. Wild Is Fake |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 1:08 pm |
| Tags: I Guess I Ll Have To Stalk Jon Krakauer Now, Kill Kill Kill, Big Daddy Drew, Gay |
| I have officially received over 5,000 links from people about the fact that Man Vs. Wild is rigged. I know. I read too, people. I can find this shit on my own. You can stop with the schaudenfraude now.These Bear haters out there make me sick. Why don't you just tell me Santa Claus doesn't exist?! It's not important that Bear's show is |
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| Kill Kill Kill: ESPN Finally Gets Rid of Len Pasquarelli |
| Published: July 18, 2007, 1:50 pm |
| Tags: Drew Isn T The Only One Who Does These You Know, Kill Kill Kill, Pink Mists, Captain Caveman, Splosions |
| So, got yerself a dead whale on the beach, eh? Eight tons of rotting flesh is an unpleasant smell, even if you live in Cleveland. Well, you can let the seagulls and crabs work on that beast, but they might as well be union labor or the Raiders offense at their pace. Our recommendation: eliminate that motherfucker RIGHT NOW in just three easy |
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| A Metaphorical Representation Of Trent Green's Pass Protection |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 4:00 pm |
| Tags: Kill Kill Kill, Big Daddy Drew, Sharks Fucking Rule |
| Tiger Shark Destroys Turtle - Watch more free videosAs you probably already know, it's Shark Week this week, and thank God for that, because there ain't shit else on TV this month. I just wish they'd stop trying to make every shark-related special educational. Is there a more overly researched animal in the universe than the shark? Listen, |
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| The Final Kill Kill Kill Post Of The Year |
| Published: September 6, 2007, 3:11 pm |
| Tags: Final Michael Vick Adventure Later Today, Kill Kill Kill, Big Daddy Drew |
| Thank God for savage animals for providing endless clips to help us fill the offseason doldrums. Here's a crocodile eating a raccoon. Stay out of my goddamn trash can, you little fucking varmint.Thus far, the KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House has raised over $400 for disabled veterans and their families. Not bad for a piddly shit site |
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| That Duck Is Drunk On Rageahol!: Kill Kill Kill Comes to Deadspin |
| Published: September 8, 2007, 2:05 pm |
| Tags: Duck Gt Ned, That Cougar Pussy, Kill Kill Kill, That Duck Drunk On Rageahol |
| What happens when a good natured mascot rumble goes a bit too far? You get to see a giant duck beating the hell out of some pathetic cat. Of course they had to go and suspend the righteous mallard for next week's home game against Fresno State. Damn, I really would have liked to see the duck in action against Lloyd Carr. Larry Brown |
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| That Duck Is Drunk On Rageahol!: Kill Kill Kill Comes to Deadspin |
| Published: September 8, 2007, 2:05 pm |
| Tags: Duck Gt Ned, That Cougar Pussy, Kill Kill Kill, That Duck Drunk On Rageahol |
| What happens when a good natured mascot rumble goes a bit too far? You get to see a giant duck beating the hell out of some pathetic cat. Of course they had to go and suspend the righteous... |
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| Another great moment in newspaper subject ... [Whatever] |
| Published: November 12, 2007, 9:40 am |
| Tags: Anonymity, Google, Kill Kill Kill, New York Times, The Rich, Whatever |
| Another great moment in newspaper subject anonymity descriptors: "'It's very clear that people are taking nicer vacations,' said one Google engineer, who asked not to be identified because it is also... |
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| Crunchy, Raw, Unboned, Real, Dead Frog! |
| Published: November 17, 2007, 7:01 pm |
| Tags: Kill Kill Kill |
| In case you hadn't noticed, Bear Grylls is back. Grylls, who gave us an entire offseason of useful YuTube videos, has rejiggered his show so that it's more truthful and less, you know, bullshitty. And that's okay with me, because I still think he's just dreamy. He ate a frog in the Sahara last night. But that ain't the first time. Bear is |
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| When A Hyena Eats A Dead Giraffe, It Is Hilarous |
| Published: February 12, 2008, 2:04 pm |
| Tags: Flies, Swimming In Entrails, Kill Kill Kill |
| back to a new season of the kill kill kill tag. As you know, it's very hard to go seven months without NFL-sanctioned violence, which is why we at KSK attempt to fill the void during the offseason with explicit videos of animals killing other animals. I have to say, ever since I got an HDTV, I have a newfound respect for these animals. They |
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| Crocodile Fails To Keep Kosher |
| Published: February 20, 2008, 12:40 pm |
| Tags: Kill Kill Kill |
| Here's a crocodile chewin' down on some swine. I recently read a book by Bill Buford called "Heat", where the author goes to Italy to learn how to be a butcher. It sounded rather grueling. If you've ever tried to bone a chicken at home, you know it ain't all rosy trying to get through bones and sinew with your blade. Your hand can cramp up |
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| Kill Kill Kill: Why Did the Gazelle Cross the River? |
| Published: February 28, 2008, 1:22 pm |
| Tags: Kill Kill Kill, Jerramy Stevens, Captain Caveman |
| Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there! |
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| This Guy's a Chubby Chaser |
| Published: February 27, 2008, 1:50 pm |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Kill Kill Kill |
| Okay, we've had enough of mourning death for one day. Back to celebrating it with this clip of a tiger trying to bag itself a cow. Stop nipping at its legs, tiger, that's poor tackling form. If it were a horse, Roy Williams would have some useful advice for you.Anyway, this must be what trying to rape Raven Simone is like. |
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| Kill Kill Kill: Tony Romo Runs in Vain from the Paparazzi |
| Published: March 5, 2008, 11:03 am |
| Tags: Kill Kill Kill, Captain Caveman, Why Did Frank Jr Marry The Chick With Braces When He Was Crushing All That Hot Stewardess Ass |
| Two little mice, fell in a bucket of cream. The. First Mouse, quickly gave up, and drowned. The second mouse. Wouldn't quit. He... struggled, so hard. That eventually, he churned. That cream into butter. And crawled out.Gentlemen. As of this moment, I am dropping. That. Second mouse? Into. A tank of piranha. |
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| Homerism Regional 2nd Round: No. 1 Jet vs. No. 5 Eagle. We Vote, You Defy |
| Published: March 24, 2008, 2:30 pm |
| Tags: Desperately Trying To Goad An Upset, Xmas Ape, The Ksk Real Nfl Mascot Kill Kill Kill Invitational Tournament |
| =That's right. I'm calling this one even before the vote. I defy you to decide otherwise. Might as well advance the bracket already.Voting (not that it matters) is opening through the rest of the day. Voting is closed on this contest. The Jet won with 54 percent of the vote. |
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| Homerism Regional 2nd Round: No. 2 Bear vs. No. 3 Falcon. A SIDE-TO-SIDE COMPARISON OF SEMI-PERTINENT FACTS FROM WHICH YOU WILL DRAW A CONCLUSION |
| Published: March 24, 2008, 12:00 pm |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, The Ksk Real Nfl Mascot Kill Kill Kill Invitational Tournament |
| on California flag-Godless!-Killing!-Machine!Con:-Possibly hibernating-Average bear not that smart. Sorry Yogi.-Inability to kill Christopher Robin-Polar version shills for CokeFalconPro:-Can fly!-Talons even sharper than Jew claw!-Benefit of being a raptor without having to wear purple and live in Toronto-Peregrine Falcon is fastest moving |
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