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Today's Fresh Blogs...| Insanely Conditional Headlines: Dingbat Local Paper Could Suffer From Too Many Subscribers |
| Published: August 3, 2007, 10:15 am |
| Tags: Insanely Conditional Headlines, Kittens Prehensile Tails, Missing Ken Layne Today, New York Sun |
| Headline on the front page of today's New York Sun: "U.S. Success in Iraq War Could Hurt Democrats." Yes! So true! But they mean that in the same, odd misapplication-of-the-conditional way that could... |
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| Attention Publishers: From the mailbag: "You know what I would ... |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 10:30 am |
| Tags: Attention Publishers, From The Mailbag, Ken Layne, New Orleans |
| From the mailbag: "You know what I would pay good money for? A 120-page history of the Bush Administration written by Ken Layne—his just-the-facts history of the past seven years." Now that is... |
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| Dept. Of Personnel Department: Important Changes Regarding Your Wonkette |
| Published: October 2, 2007, 2:59 pm |
| Tags: Alex Pareene, Announcements, Dept Of Personnel Department, Editors, Jim Newell, John Clarke Jr, Ken Layne, Wonkette |
| Hello, comrades! Have you enjoyed Wonkette these past 18 months or so? Well, good, because now we’re going to change it all around, as far as who writes and edits the thing. Editor and “national treasure” Alex Pareene is moving to New York City for a secret new assignment he’ll explain in another post, and I’m hanging |
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| Dept. Of Personnel Department: Important Changes Regarding Your Wonkette |
| Published: October 2, 2007, 2:59 pm |
| Tags: Alex Pareene, Announcements, Dept Of Personnel Department, Editors, Jim Newell, John Clarke Jr, Ken Layne, Wonkette |
| Hello, comrades! Have you enjoyed Wonkette these past 18 months or so? Well, good, because now we’re going to change it all around, as far as who writes and edits the thing. Editor and... |
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| The Long Goodbye Dept.: "I have never been a quitter." |
| Published: October 12, 2007, 6:35 pm |
| Tags: Ken Layne, Meta, Resignations, Self Indulgence, The Long Goodbye Dept, Wonkette |
| Although editing Wonkette for the last 20 months has permanently destroyed any remaining faith I might’ve had in the democratic process, and America as whole, it has also been a helluva lotta... |
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| Why Pareene Was The Perfect Co-worker, By Ken Layne: Never met Pareene. Never spoken to him, in ... |
| Published: October 12, 2007, 5:52 pm |
| Tags: Alex Pareene, Quicklinks, Why Pareene Was The Perfect Co Worker By Ken Layne, You Still Work For Denton |
| Never met Pareene. Never spoken to him, in person or on the phone. We only ever sent short messages via gchat, exclusively, because nobody else uses gchat so you don’t get bothered. Never had... |
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| The Long Goodbye Dept.: "I have never been a quitter." |
| Published: October 12, 2007, 6:35 pm |
| Tags: Ken Layne, Meta, Resignations, Self Indulgence, The Long Goodbye Dept, Wonkette |
| And obviously thanks to Ken Layne for being basically a genius. He forced me to be better at this whole Wonkette thing just by consistently posting, every day, the funniest things I’ve ever read on a blog, besides the other things he’s written on other blogs, most of the rest of which have now been shuttered and burned down and |
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| Why Pareene Was The Perfect Co-worker, By Ken Layne: Never met Pareene. Never spoken to him, in ... |
| Published: October 12, 2007, 5:52 pm |
| Tags: Alex Pareene, Quicklinks, Why Pareene Was The Perfect Co Worker By Ken Layne, You Still Work For Denton |
| met Pareene. Never spoken to him, in person or on the phone. We only ever sent short messages via gchat, exclusively, because nobody else uses gchat so you don’t get bothered. Never had any substantive conversation regarding Wonkette or anything work-related beyond constant complaining about the company and its terrible broken |
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| William Burroughs Gives Thanks From Beyond The Grave [Thanksgiving] |
| Published: November 21, 2007, 5:40 pm |
| Tags: Clips, Downers, Junkies, Nation Of Finks, Rip Ken Layne, Thanksgiving, William S Burroughs |
| Like every other year, we're thankful for the last and greatest betrayal of the last and greatest of human dreams. |
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| Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep [From Our Own Correspondent] |
| Published: January 16, 2008, 2:17 am |
| Tags: 2008, Barack Obama, Barry Hussein Obama, Caucus, Coverage, Debate, Democrats, Dennis Kucinich, From Our Own Correspondent, Hillary Clinton, Ken Layne, Las Vegas, Msnbc, Nevada, Top |
| That was sure worth getting up before dawn and making a five-hour drive to Las Vegas! Thanks, Democrats. Our coverage for the night is just about over, but we’ll have much more Campaign Trail... |
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| This Debate Will Never Start [Warehouse Of Souls] |
| Published: January 15, 2008, 8:57 pm |
| Tags: Debate, Democrats, Dennis Kucinich, Ken Layne, Las Vegas, Msnbc, Nevada, Warehouse Of Souls |
| Here is the scene: There are many, many, many filing tables. About a third of the chairs are occupied. There are flat screen monitors on stands, and they’re all playing this SAME GODDAMNED... |
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| Goodbye and Good Riddance, Las Vegas (Until Saturday) [Battle Bored] |
| Published: January 17, 2008, 12:00 am |
| Tags: 2008, Battle Bored, Caucus, Debate, Democrats, Has Had It, It S Actually Battle Born, Ken Layne, Las Vegas, Nevada, That S The State Slogan |
| Horrible smog. Chewed-up desert. Wind storms. Endless vistas of foreclosed stucco boxes. For Sale signs and Payday Loan joints. Crushing unemployment. No water. Rampant crime, prostitution, drug addiction, gambling addiction — all squirming around the edges of a never-finished vulgar theme park that should be blown up and reassembled in |
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| Mitt Romney Has A Supporter In Nevada [This Town, So Glamorous] |
| Published: January 16, 2008, 5:55 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Caucus, Democrats, Has To Go Now, Ken Layne, Las Vegas, Nevada, This Town So Glamorous |
| During my sad tour of the endless half-abandoned Vegas “single family home developments,” I saw exactly ZERO political signs until this half-hearted falling-over Mitt Romney “lawn” sign. (It’s kind of stuck in some half-dead ground-cover plant surrounded by gravel. Las Vegas is about 42% stucco and 56% gravel. The |
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| Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep [From Our Own Correspondent] |
| Published: January 16, 2008, 2:17 am |
| Tags: 2008, Barack Obama, Barry Hussein Obama, Caucus, Coverage, Debate, Democrats, Dennis Kucinich, From Our Own Correspondent, Hillary Clinton, Ken Layne, Las Vegas, Msnbc, Nevada, Top |
| That was sure worth getting up before dawn and making a five-hour drive to Las Vegas! Thanks, Democrats. Our coverage for the night is just about over, but we’ll have much more Campaign Trail Fun all over Las Vegas on Wednesday, which is basically today. There will be events, and perhaps a rally of some kind! All in the cause of giving |
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| Goodbye and Good Riddance, Las Vegas (Until Saturday) [Battle Bored] |
| Published: January 17, 2008, 12:00 am |
| Tags: 2008, Battle Bored, Caucus, Debate, Democrats, Has Had It, It S Actually Battle Born, Ken Layne, Las Vegas, Nevada, That S The State Slogan |
| Horrible smog. Chewed-up desert. Wind storms. Endless vistas of foreclosed stucco boxes. For Sale signs and Payday Loan joints. Crushing unemployment. No water. Rampant crime, prostitution, drug... |
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