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• Playing With The Queen Of 'tards: Alyssa Shelasky's 'Glamour' Fans Have Abandonment Issues

  Published: July 26, 2007, 6:10 pm

  Tags: Alyssa Shelasky, Glamour, Idiots, Playing With The Queen Of Tards

  So Alyssa Shelasky's old Glamour blog "Alyssacentric" is now being written by a dude who says things like "You know how they say you live and learn? Well, the same be could be said about...

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• Gleam My Cube, Gleeeeammmm It!: Skateboarder Eats It, Nation Cheers

  Published: August 3, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Clips, Gleam My Cube Gleeeeammmm It, Idiots, Skateboarders, The Today Show

  newVideoPlayer("skate_fall_gawker.flv", 475, 376); Next time you try to walk through Union Square without getting hit by some of the world's most inept skateboarders, we want you to remember this...

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• On The Street: This Man, His Porsche and His Lady's Awful Ankle Tattoo Head to Montauk

  Published: August 3, 2007, 5:55 pm

  Tags: Idiots, Montauk, On The Street

  Shortly before Parker Posey walked by our office and left her almost full iced coffee on our stoop, this guy pulled up in his Porsche Carrera convertible. Since he was revving the engine for five...

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• Idiots: Join The Blogger's Union!

  Published: August 6, 2007, 3:50 pm

  Tags: Bloggers, I Dreamed I Blogged Joe Hill Last Night, Idiots, Yearly Kos

  What kind of good ideas are coming out of the Yearly Kos convention? Here's one!In a move that might make some people scratch their heads, a loosely formed coalition of left-leaning bloggers are...

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• Dept. Of Xmas Gag Gifts: Laura & Jenna Bush 'Writing' Book For George

  Published: August 9, 2007, 1:26 pm

  Tags: Books, Dept Of Xmas Gag Gifts, Idiots, Jenna Bush, Laura Bush

  Our Lady of Reduced Expectations, Jenna Bush, is now “writing” another book, this time with the help of her mom, the former elementary school teacher and librarian. It’s a...

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• Dept. Of Xmas Gag Gifts: Laura & Jenna Bush 'Writing' Book For George

  Published: August 9, 2007, 1:26 pm

  Tags: Books, Dept Of Xmas Gag Gifts, Idiots, Jenna Bush, Laura Bush

  Our Lady of Reduced Expectations, Jenna Bush, is now “writing” another book, this time with the help of her mom, the former elementary school teacher and librarian. It’s a children’s book! And what message will they bring to America’s youth? Laura Bush, along with daughter Jenna, are in the process of writing a

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• Barry Bonds and his Home Run Record

  Published: August 11, 2007, 12:02 am

  Tags: Idiots Morons Amp 038 Fools

  Listen, I don’t really care about the home run race nor do I give a crap about Barry Bonds and his steroid case. If you look at the facts of the case - which is, admittedly, still pending - it’s obvious that this man took “performance enhancing drugs.” Just look at the before [...]

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• Dept. Of Hate Crimes Against Snowmen: Pissed Off Snowman Vows To Torture Mitt Romney In a Rooftop Dog Carrier

  Published: August 14, 2007, 5:38 pm

  Tags: 2008, Cnn, Debate, Dept Of Hate Crimes Against Snowmen, Gop, Idiots, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Youtube

  So, the YouTube Republican debate will still happen, as we told you yesterday. CNN now says the stupid debacle will take place on November 28, two months after the Iowa, Nevada, South Carolina, New...

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• Dept. Of Hate Crimes Against Snowmen: Pissed Off Snowman Vows To Torture Mitt Romney In a Rooftop Dog Carrier

  Published: August 14, 2007, 5:38 pm

  Tags: 2008, Cnn, Debate, Dept Of Hate Crimes Against Snowmen, Gop, Idiots, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Youtube

  So, the YouTube Republican debate will still happen, as we told you yesterday. CNN now says the stupid debacle will take place on November 28, two months after the Iowa, Nevada, South Carolina, New Hampshire and Florida primaries and/or caucuses. And Mitt Romney still won’t commit to the thing because he’s a hater, and now the

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• Dept. Of Maturity: CIA, Vatican, DCCC, Fox News, New York Times All Just Fucking Around On Wikipedia

  Published: August 15, 2007, 3:11 pm

  Tags: Al Franken, Cia, Democrats, Dept Of Maturity, Idiots, Retards, Rush Limbaugh, Vatican, Wikipedia

  The new Wikipedia scanner thing has revealed what we pretty much always suspected: The world’s political, religious and media leaders are about seven years old, on average. By matching anonymous edits to Wikipedia entries back to the office computers where they originated, the scanner is able to match up particular changes to particular

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• Your Money: Who Will Explain Today's Stock Market To Us Idiots?

  Published: August 16, 2007, 1:40 pm

  Tags: Explaining Stuff, Wall Street, We Idiots, Your Money

  So the Dow is way down today. The Times says it's a "crunch in the American credit market." That's not a very helpful turn of phrase! But even we know that trading on the NYSE has been...

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• Suck It Through My Jeans: "But in the present climate, asking that ...

  Published: August 16, 2007, 5:20 pm

  Tags: Idiots, Politics, Suck It Through My Jeans, The Gays, The New Republic

  "But in the present climate, asking that presidential candidates support same-sex marriage--while serving an important moral purpose--demands a significant political sacrifice. At most, gays should...

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• Dept. Of Brave Yet Doomed Attempts To Maintain Personal Dignity: Obama Disgusted By Vulgar Nation of YouTube Idiots

  Published: August 20, 2007, 6:14 pm

  Tags: 2008, Arugula, Barack Obama, Barry Hussein Obama, Democrats, Dept Of Brave Yet Doomed Attempts To Maintain Personal Dignity, Idiots, Youtube

  Providing further evidence that he’s got too much wealth and taste to be president of this goddamned country, today Barry Hussein Obama lashed out at the stupid “Obama Girl” video because it’s stupid and embarrassing to his family. Word of the vulgar video even reached his six-year-old daughter, somehow, and she responded

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• Dept. Of American Know-how: Valerie Plame Added You As A Friend On Spookbook

  Published: August 22, 2007, 1:48 pm

  Tags: 9 11, Cia, Computers, Dept Of American Know How, Facebook, Idiots, Losers, Myspace

  Think of something useless and trendy — something that wastes your time while adding absolutely nothing to your life or work while simultaneously exposing your identity and private information and whatever you’re doing at the moment to a world of sinister strangers who only want to steal your ID and rape you. Right, we are talking

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• Dept. Of What Was Reagan's Nickname? Hint: Rhymes With 'kipper': Reagan Fan Seeks Girl Too Stupid To Find Reagan's Wikipedia Entry

  Published: August 22, 2007, 5:35 pm

  Tags: Craigslist, Dept Of What Was Reagan S Nickname Hint Rhymes Kipper, Idiots, Republicans, Ronald Reagan, Wikipedia

  If you’re the kind of DC gal who loves douchesack Young Republicans and you trawl Craigslist for fuck buddies yet you’re still too stupid to find a basic Ronald Reagan biography online, then have we ever got the man for you! washington, DC craigslist > district of columbia > men seeking women Take this quiz - 24 Reply to:

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