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| What to do when you attract the attention of a sexually neurotic woman |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 1:25 am |
| Tags: Horror Stories, Humorous |
| by Lucas_Bantner. I am not particularly religious. But don’t worry; I am not here to write about religion itself, nor to make general claims about the attitude of the religious towards sex. I only state this as a fairly important point of contrast between myself and the woman of the title. Let’s call her Patsy. That’s not |
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| The Adventures of SWF (Part 2 of 3) : SWF Ponders Truthfulness in Online Disclosures |
| Published: July 15, 2007, 12:01 pm |
| Tags: Horror Stories, Humorous |
| by Mary Powers. Internet dating can be tricky, you never know if the person is telling the whole truth. Often people fudge on minor details. For example, I tell people I am 30 when I am really 33. Maybe today I’m 130 pounds, but yesterday I was 145 pounds. Little white lies can be expected, but what happened next made me question |
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| 50 Indications Why You May Be Dating A Gold Digger |
| Published: July 10, 2007, 1:50 am |
| Tags: Humorous |
| by Dan Burke. Let me just say this first: I am no authority on the so-called “gold diggers”. In other words, I have been fortunate so far not to date anyone who is interested in me solely for my money, nor had I dated anyone who took off with what little money I had. Yet I was able to come up with this extensive list rather |
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| 50 Reasons Why Young Women Should Date Older Men |
| Published: June 23, 2007, 4:30 pm |
| Tags: Humorous |
| by Ed Attanasio. Some call it the “Sugar Daddy Syndrome.” Others call it the “Father was never around” complex. A lot of people have no problem with it, while many find it sick and perverted. Regardless of your own personal views, young women dating older men is a worldwide phenomenon that is gaining popularity and |
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| Dating Season - Month Three |
| Published: June 19, 2007, 2:48 am |
| Tags: Horror Stories, Humorous |
| by Karen Boss. Baseball season and dating season begin at the same time. Most people (especially those of us who have suffered a long winter) find that when spring begins its slow crawl - and our favorite team starts winning, we are ready to begin anew our search for a perfect mate for the long summer days and even longer summer nights. Dating |
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| The Brain on a Date |
| Published: June 16, 2007, 1:17 pm |
| Tags: Dating Relationships Opinions, Humorous |
| by Jackson Morris. The other day my penis and my brain were having an argument over where I should take my date. Certainly the analytical side of my brain and the analytical side of my penis were in total agreement. Those two halves of nothing told me to take the female unit to a comfortable setting that would create inner peace and equality |
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| The Adventures of SWF (Part 1 of 3) : SWF meets a Breeder |
| Published: June 13, 2007, 4:45 pm |
| Tags: Horror Stories, Humorous |
| by Mary Powers. His ad seemed decent. He was a single white male, so we had two out of three things in common right away. His name was John, he was a homeowner, and he loved the outdoors and novels. He said he wanted to meet right away because there was no reason to chit-chat for weeks before the person-to-person encounter. John was a firm |
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| jesusluvsblondz07 |
| Published: May 31, 2007, 4:48 pm |
| Tags: Supernatural, Humorous |
| by Annee Mayer-Chapleau. As a new writer for 15minutedate.com, my last intention is to sound narcissistic. However, I am afraid that impression is unavoidable because today I will not only be speaking for myself, but for Jesus as well. We are currently living in the year 2007, and our society of the United States of America has practically become |
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| Top 50 Alibis that Women like to use as Brush-Off Lines |
| Published: May 28, 2007, 4:14 pm |
| Tags: Dating Relationships Opinions, Humorous |
| by Chris Arnone. Women can’t say the word “No.” Plain and simple. So what do they do? They use excuses or alibis to tell men they are not interested. Women don’t want to hurt a guys feelings because they know it would kill a guy to hear the truth…”I don’t like you.” While it may appear nice it |
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| What Does She Really Mean? |
| Published: May 24, 2007, 1:16 pm |
| Tags: Dating Tips, Humorous |
| an article that takes a humorous look at the intricate art of reading your girlfriend’s mind when she asks a question. Questions From Your Girlfriend That Aren’t Really Questions It contains some common (perhaps overused) questions such as “How do I look?”, “Do you think she’s pretty?”, as well as |
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| Still Looking At This Late Date: My Online Dating Experiences |
| Published: August 5, 2007, 3:59 pm |
| Tags: Horror Stories, Humorous |
| by Ed Attanasio. I was very skeptical about entering the world of online dating when I initially signed up with match.com. As a 48-year-old single male with more issues than Reader’s Digest, my expectations were understandably low to start with. I’ve never been married, I don’t have any kids and my best friend is my |
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| The 5 Stages of Online Dating |
| Published: August 11, 2007, 3:51 pm |
| Tags: Horror Stories, Humorous |
| Here’s is a humorous article regarding one man’s futile attempts to get any one to respond to his dating profile. The 5 Stages of Online Dating Throughout this hopeless but somewhat comical ordeal, the author’s personal profile gradually went through these 5 stages: Stage 1: The Actual Truth Stage Stage 2: The “Fudging the |
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| DiQ Tees - Introduction |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 2:14 pm |
| Tags: Diq Tees, Humorous T Shirts, Funny T Shirts, Crafty Nerd Tees, Weird T Shirts |
| DiQ Tees : RSS Feed from squidoo lensDiQ Tees evolved from wondering what to do with all the insanity around us...and there are truck loads of it which cant be shovelled around...well we figured the next best thing to do than shove it into the neighbors yard was to Wear Them!DiQ Tees...its Deficient in Quality...its putrid, its fungal, its banal, |
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| Are You Permanently Celibate? |
| Published: September 1, 2007, 11:40 am |
| Tags: Humorous |
| by Maureen Shaw. I received an email this week from one of our members at SexyAds.com that left me reeling. Now if you’ve never visited our site, we allow our members to write pretty much whatever they want in their personal ads or blogs or forum posts and as the name implies, sometimes it’s of an adult nature. So today this guy |
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| Warsong Gulch? Is Not On A Map |
| Published: October 1, 2007, 11:28 pm |
| Tags: Dating Tips, Dating Relationships Opinions, Humorous |
| by Erin Steiner. The other night I was making dinner when, from the other room, I heard my boyfriend say “Welcome to Warsong Gulch.” I paused, halfway bent into the oven and thought to myself, “Why do I know that name?” I flipped through my mental rolodex of places that it might be but couldn’t find a visual to |
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