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| The Nation Exposes BFF's Plot To Make FDT President |
| Published: July 19, 2007, 12:56 am |
| Tags: Humor Satire |
| Blogs for Fred launched less than a month ago and already our secret plan has been discovered. An investigative journalist from The Nation reported yesterday that this site has a nefarious agenda: To alter decisively the outcome of the Republican primary contest. Unfortunately this Rovian-esque conspiracy doesn't stop there. It goes deeper much |
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| Attacks Against Fred Thompson |
| Published: July 17, 2007, 10:21 pm |
| Tags: Humor Satire |
| I was going to write a post about the latest round of attacks on Fred Thompson, but it’s hard to top the measured analysis Frank J. (the man who brought us “Fred Thompson Facts“): People who attack Fred Thompson all share one thing: They all end up severely mangled. Read his hilarious take on why attacks on Fred will not stand. |
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| Macaca association of Northern California |
| Published: August 18, 2006, 1:01 am |
| Tags: Humor Satire |
| "Senator meets with Indian Americans over alleged slur" read the headline in the Chronicle. The purpose of the meeting? To kiss some ass. They are talking about Senator George Allen, the great white hope of right wing conservatism, and his descent into mindless bigotry. Allen did not make his remark because Mr. Sidarth was Indian. He |
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| When life hands you lemons... |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 3:42 pm |
| Tags: Humor |
| Ok, so you know how Jessica always loves to post photos of infants that make her ovaries jump? I finally found a baby video that I find satisfying: Nicole at Scanner says it perfectly, so I'll repeat what she says verbatim: " Finally, a way to watch babies suffer and not feel that bad. I mean, it's a lemon. It's not going to do any permanent |
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| Notes from South Africa: Surprises! |
| Published: June 14, 2007, 1:21 pm |
| Tags: Humor, South Africa, Travel |
| I just got back from a trip to South Africa. I would like to confirm that indeed the stars are different on the other side of the world, the water goes down the drain in the other direction, the sun arcs on the other side, and penguins live in dirt not on ice! It was CRAZY! Bands of marauding penguins ruthlessly hunt down |
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| 'Truth' wins UCS 'Science Idol' Contest [Integrity of Science] |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 4:18 pm |
| Tags: Humor |
| Jesse Springer of Eugene, Oregon is the new Union of Concerned Scientists Science Idol His entry was our pick as well: Established last year, UCS's "Science Idol" is an annual editorial cartoon contest on the theme of science integrity. Last year's winning cartoon is here. Check out all of this year's finalists. Read the comments on this |
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| Nature and The Simpsons [Pharyngula] |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 12:41 pm |
| Tags: Humor |
| and math as sources of humor in the show. (But we know the truth: The Simpsons movie is about to come out, and Nature is selling out. They even ask at the end what they can do to get a reference to their journal in an episode.*) You can read the whole thing — they've made it publicly accessible — but I have to quote their |
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| An example of advanced logic in the internet age [Pharyngula] |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 11:55 am |
| Tags: Humor |
| This photo of a very interesting book is obviously fake, since there are no pictures of cats on it. Read the comments on this post... |
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| What Happened To Lindsay's Alcohol Monitoring Anklet? |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 1:19 am |
| Tags: Jokes And Humor |
| Jimmy Kimmel joked during his 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' monologue on Tuesday night, "Lindsay Lohan was arrested this morning for arranging dog fights in her home. ... Lindsay got her second DUI in two months today. When they took her in, they also found a |
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| Hollywood Is A Dangerous Place |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 3:10 am |
| Tags: Jokes And Humor |
| David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Wednesday night, "Not such a great day for Lindsay Lohan again. She's telling her side of story though this time. She said the cocaine that was in her pants was not hers. It was put there by s |
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| The Simpsons, naturally [The World's Fair] |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 9:30 am |
| Tags: Humor Stuff And In The Best Of Worlds Science Humor Stuff |
| Read the rest of this post... Read the comments on this post... |
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| I brood you a beer, but I drinkt it? *** |
| Published: July 21, 2007, 2:59 pm |
| Tags: Stupid Humor |
| I brood you a beer, but I drinkt it?*** Your Score: Sad Cookie Cat 51% Affectionate, 45% Excitable, 66% Hungry You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar |
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| CNN Indicates "Bush Resigns" |
| Published: July 20, 2007, 2:59 pm |
| Tags: Humor, Presidency, Media, Politics |
| David Ehrenstein has posted this excellent screen shot from CNN at his Fablog indicating "Bush Resigns" on the day that Tony Blair resigned as Prime Minister of Great Britain. |
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| Is 'Jesus' the street name for some new designer drug? |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 12:35 pm |
| Tags: Celebrities, Does God Have A Sense Of Humor |
| A publicity-hungry evangelist who wants to see his name in print (and who, in this instance, has failed) sent out a press release with this headline: Actress Lindsay Lohan Needs Jesus |
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| Lindsay's Drugs Belonged To Someone Else |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 6:33 pm |
| Tags: Jokes And Humor |
| Jimmy Kimmel joked during his 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' monologue on Wednesday night, "Good news today: Lindsay Lohan, it turns out, is innocent. She told Billy Bush of 'Access Hollywood', in an e-mail, that the drugs the police found on her weren't hers. |
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