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• Jessica Alba On The Open Market

  Published: July 25, 2007, 4:51 pm

  Tags: Thank You Jeebus, Hotness, Alba

  Because, well, "Let the Completely Shameless Self-Flagellation Recommence" just isn't an appropriate title. And you know how we roll here at Brahsome.Well, it turns out that Jessica Alba, who is possibly the hottest woman on the face of the planet, not to mention apparently completely cool with no-strings-sex is now single, after telling boyfriend

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• PrettyBoring Brings You The Private World Of Anna Wintour, Sex Kitten

  Published: September 17, 2007, 7:24 pm

  Tags: Andre Leon Talley, Anna Wintour, Fashion, Flab Baring Hotness, Haute Couture, Pasty Flesh, Planet Hiltron, Sex Kitten

  of such flab-baring hotness as the hot pink strapless terry romper. Ai, papi! I've always thought there was something more there besides the keenest eye in the fashion world. Just look at the abject sexuality just simmering below her pasty flesh. Note the look of serenity and self-satisfaction on her usually frowning face. I wonder what

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• Your Daily Hotness

  Published: October 2, 2007, 5:27 pm

  Tags: Ryan Phillippe, Yummy Yummy Screw, Amanda Lepore, Daily Hotness

  This never before seen vintage Ryan Phillippe clip is hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster. Viva LaChapelle!

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• Hotness: Team Fortress 2 Art Direction, Justified

  Published: October 3, 2007, 2:40 pm

  Tags: Art Direction, Hotness, Team Fortress 2, Tf2, Valve

  Of all the things we would never make a developer Justify in fifteen seconds, it would be Valve's art direction for Team Fortress 2. The retro, phong shaded design is quirky and fun, and not to mention gorgeous to the eyes. But developer Robin Walker's explanation of the art style is interesting nonetheless, especially since the look is so

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• Your Daily Hotness

  Published: October 14, 2007, 3:39 pm

  Tags: Anglophilia, Daily Hotness

  Say hello to Tom Fletcher, the dreamiest boy from UK band McFly. Tom and his mates performed at the annual Girlguiding UK Big Gig at The Manchester Evening News Arena on Saturday. He just makes our manties moist! P.S. If you live in the U.K., pick up Reveal magazine for Perez’s new weekly column. It’s the hotness! [Image via WENN.]

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• Damn Kelly!

  Published: October 23, 2007, 12:44 pm

  Tags: Fug, Hotness

  When did Kelly LeBrock join the 49ers as their new quarterback? She was my straight wet dream girl in "Weird Science." I know she was on Celebrity Fit Club, but she didn't need that crap! Now she looks like she can bench press Anthony Michael Hall and Bill Paxton together. I'm gonna blame it on that hideous slutty Mrs.

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• The Manliest

  Published: October 23, 2007, 10:34 am

  Tags: Hotness, Hunks

  AskMen.com named David Beckham the Manliest Man of the Year. Have they heard that bitch speak?! He sounds like Mickey Mouse right after a castration. Matt Damon was #2 and the list and Timbaland was #3. Ok, Timbaland I can understand, but Damon?! This is the manliest man not the most boring man! Here's the Top 25: 1. David Beckham 2.

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• Get Out Of The Picture Ben!

  Published: October 23, 2007, 4:11 pm

  Tags: Fug, Hotness

  We've got another one! Ben Affleck is letting the pubes on his face grow darker and thicker. Unfortunately, it's not changing the fact that he's totally lost whatever hot he had in the first place. Even Casey knows he's the "hot" one now. Although Casey looks a little Frankie-Munizish. Here's these two at the

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• Smiling With Your Eyes

  Published: October 25, 2007, 9:27 am

  Tags: Gay, Hotness

  Zac Efron has mastered Tyra Banks' technique of "smiling with your eyes." Someone's been watching Top Model! Zac took time off from his busy schedule of....um...well...going to parties and smiling with his eyes to attend the Frederick's of Hollywood fashion show last night. SERIOUSLY! And no this wasn't a drag queen

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• You Know How I Like It

  Published: October 24, 2007, 6:26 pm

  Tags: Halle Berry, Hotness

  Those bitches have never looked better and I'm talking about her chi-chis. Halle Berry looks fantastic as well, but the best thing about a knocked up woman is the breastes. I just want to get a Jackie Collins novel, put on a Tracy Chapman soundtrack and nuzzle all up in there. Yes, the gays love breasts! Well, this gay does anyway.

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• Shauna Sand Is Such A Natural Beauty

  Published: October 26, 2007, 7:19 pm

  Tags: Hotness

  Shauna Sand is such an exquisite creature with such sophisticated taste. She is a true lady from top to bottom. Her skin is like crushed pearls. Her mouth is like a bowl of fresh strawberries. Her breasts are like two luscious grapefruits. Her hair is like woven gold. She only wears the finest of garments. Oh! Who am I fooling? She looks

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• Halloween Hotness Pt 1

  Published: October 26, 2007, 11:31 am

  Tags: Sparky Duck, Guys Girls, 5 Days Of Halloween Hotness

  love me some Gothy Halloween Hotness, so I was quite tickled when Sparky from Philly Transplant asked me to help out with the his 5 Days of Halloween Hotness to celebrate all that is dark and sexy about Samhain. Which ain't the Banshee, let me tell you. Sparky makes a good point, Halloween has become more of an adult holiday than ever before. And

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• RuPaul Is Still A Hot Bitch

  Published: October 31, 2007, 4:06 pm

  Tags: Hotness

  RuPaul does not age! Bitch looks the same as she did 15 years ago! These youngins' need to learn from Ru! Here she is signing her DVD "Starrbooty" at Virgin Union Square in NYC last night. I see her shoes are from the Shauna Sand collection! Wenn

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• The History Of Shauna Sand's Exquisite Lucite Platform Heels

  Published: October 31, 2007, 5:59 pm

  Tags: Hotness

  I have become obsessed with the Ex-Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas, Shauna Sand. Specifically, I have become obsessed with her gorgeous lucite platform heels. I started to see them not too long and didn't really think anything of it. Then I started to see them almost everytime she was photographed! They haunt my dreams. I did a little research and it

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• Halloween Hotness 4 - Vamp Lestat Anyone?

  Published: October 30, 2007, 11:07 pm

  Tags: Sparky Duck, Stuart Townsend, 5 Days Of Halloween Hotness

  for the final wrap up of hotness, where in I lay waste to the theory that Goth's have no sense of humor :PScroll down for my Wordless

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