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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 16

  Published: August 16, 2007, 12:43 pm

  Tags: Hope, Horribly Sad

  Forget? Hell, no! HT and cocktails to Holly, our pinch-photoshopper.

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• COACH DEMANDS PANTS. WELL, WHO DOESN'T?

  Published: September 11, 2007, 11:28 am

  Tags: Horribly Sad, Hardcore, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Bitches

  Pants, dignity. On this we build our republic. Overzealous coaching is something we understand. Stealing someone’s pants outside the bounds of a friendly prank is not. Curt McKinney, coach of the Cincinnati rec league Midwest Marauders, is a pants-stealing, batshit-crazy bastard, according to one Aucherae Washington, a 10 year old booted

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• MEMPHIS LINEMAN SHOT

  Published: October 1, 2007, 9:52 am

  Tags: Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, College Football, Horribly Sad

  Memphis Tigers defensive lineman Taylor Bradford was shot and killed by an unidentified gunman on the campus of the University of Memphis around 10:00 p.m. Sunday night, according to WREG-TV in Memphis. Bradford was returning with friends to his apartment to get his keys, according to witnesses, when the gunman shot Bradford. Bradford was taken

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• HISTORY'S GREATEST FAILURES

  Published: November 9, 2007, 3:59 pm

  Tags: Ha Ha, Horseface, Notre Dame, Horribly Sad, You Had A Bad Day

  add water. So you were saddled with horses, buggies, and lanterns, but come on, firefighting is no profession for excuses. You really dropped the ball here, brother. To add insult to injury, they’ve named a soccer team after your failure. You are on the Mt. Rushmore of fuck-ups. Charlie Weis, Head Coach, Notre Dame Charlie

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• SUGAR WE'RE GOIN' DOWN

  Published: November 8, 2007, 3:20 pm

  Tags: All That You Know Is At An End, Da U, Bitches, Horribly Sad, I Do Cocaine

  It’s the last call for Da U at the Orange Bowl this Saturday night when Miami hosts Virginia under the lights. I’m not a ‘Canes fan but I’m a football fan and if I had to name my most vivid college football memories, half of them would be housed at the OB. The ‘84 National Championship Game: Greatest game I ever saw.

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• HISTORY'S GREATEST FAILURES

  Published: November 9, 2007, 3:59 pm

  Tags: Ha Ha, Horseface, Notre Dame, Horribly Sad, You Had A Bad Day

  add water. So you were saddled with horses, buggies, and lanterns, but come on, firefighting is no profession for excuses. You really dropped the ball here, brother. To add insult to injury, they’ve named a soccer team after your failure. You are on the Mt. Rushmore of fuck-ups. Charlie Weis, Head Coach, Notre Dame Charlie

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• SUGAR WE'RE GOIN' DOWN

  Published: November 8, 2007, 3:20 pm

  Tags: All That You Know Is At An End, Da U, Bitches, Horribly Sad, I Do Cocaine

  It’s the last call for Da U at the Orange Bowl this Saturday night when Miami hosts Virginia under the lights. I’m not a ‘Canes fan but I’m a football fan and if I had to name my most vivid college football memories, half of them would be housed at the OB. The ‘84 National Championship Game: Greatest game I ever saw.

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• CURIOUS INDEX, 5/29/08

  Published: May 29, 2008, 9:19 am

  Tags: Atlantic Coast Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Mid Major Conferences, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference, Drankin, Horribly Sad

  Chad Wiley, an offensive lineman for the North Carolina A&T Aggies, died of heat-related illness yesterday at 5 a.m. following a workout 18 hours earlier where, aside from some dizziness, he showed no signs of illness. Wiley, 22, passed out several minutes after the end of the practice and did not wake up. The temperature at practice

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• R.I.P., TODD DOXEY

  Published: July 14, 2008, 9:45 am

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Horribly Sad

  University of Oregon safety Todd Doxey died in a drowning accident on the McKenzie River this weekend. Doxey jumped from a bridge–presumably for fun–and was seen struggling to keep his head above water before he went under and was pulled from the river minutes later by a fisherman. Doxey was 19. Video of the San Diego native goofing

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• A FAREWELL TO AMOROUS BIG CATS

  Published: July 17, 2008, 5:02 pm

  Tags: All That You Know Is At An End, Big 10 Conference, People We Love, Ahhhspiders, Alas, Crying Like A Bitch, Horribly Sad, Imaginary Mascots, Pain Pain Pain

  Orgeron. Perrilloux. SLOCUM? One by one, our best material has gone gently into that good night of jucos and position coaching, and today we hear rumblings that an EDSBS Most Favored Son is an academic casualty and a Wolverine no more. In his own words, we give you Marques Slocum, remixed in sonnet-ish form. Read, remember, and mourn. got a

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