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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 16

  Published: August 16, 2007, 12:43 pm

  Tags: Hope, Horribly Sad

  Forget? Hell, no! HT and cocktails to Holly, our pinch-photoshopper.

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• Takeshi's Challenge

  Published: August 30, 2007, 1:50 am

  Tags: Nes, Buried In Sand, Chuck Norris, Deplete, Evidence Points, Forced To Watch, Hell, Horribly, Katamari, Kml, Mutilated, One At Time, Robot Chicken, Roundhouse, Screen Changes, Takeshi, Thousand Times Yes, Trillion, Ve Won, Wario Ware, Youtube

  “This game is known for the outrageous tasks it asks the player to perform, such as use the included ‘Nintendo Famicom Controller II’ and its in-built microphone to sing karaoke continuously for an hour without touching any other buttons, and hitting the final boss 20,000 times to defeat him.” (more…)

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• Lair Review

  Published: August 30, 2007, 11:07 pm

  Tags: Playstation 3, Beast, Bowel Movement, Conferences, Full Review, Game, Gamebrink, Guess, Horribly, Impressions, Lair, Missions, Piles, Screens

  wonder how it all went so horribly wrong. I mean there have even been positive impressions at several game conferences for this beast and yet the final release is one of the largest steaming piles I've ever had to endure. After failing many of the missions an insane amount of times I headed to the bathroom for some relief only to realize that

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• COACH DEMANDS PANTS. WELL, WHO DOESN'T?

  Published: September 11, 2007, 11:28 am

  Tags: Horribly Sad, Hardcore, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Bitches

  Pants, dignity. On this we build our republic. Overzealous coaching is something we understand. Stealing someone’s pants outside the bounds of a friendly prank is not. Curt McKinney, coach of the Cincinnati rec league Midwest Marauders, is a pants-stealing, batshit-crazy bastard, according to one Aucherae Washington, a 10 year old booted

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• MEMPHIS LINEMAN SHOT

  Published: October 1, 2007, 9:52 am

  Tags: Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, College Football, Horribly Sad

  Memphis Tigers defensive lineman Taylor Bradford was shot and killed by an unidentified gunman on the campus of the University of Memphis around 10:00 p.m. Sunday night, according to WREG-TV in Memphis. Bradford was returning with friends to his apartment to get his keys, according to witnesses, when the gunman shot Bradford. Bradford was taken

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• HISTORY'S GREATEST FAILURES

  Published: November 9, 2007, 3:59 pm

  Tags: Ha Ha, Horseface, Notre Dame, Horribly Sad, You Had A Bad Day

  We all know people that are bad at their jobs; you may even be one of them. This is why it’s fun to look at and make fun of people who are historically bad at their jobs. These are some of my favorites: Franz Berliner, Captain, LZ 129 Hindenburg Flew the world’s largest balloon into the world’s largest needle. Not sure what he

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• SUGAR WE'RE GOIN' DOWN

  Published: November 8, 2007, 3:20 pm

  Tags: All That You Know Is At An End, Da U, Bitches, Horribly Sad, I Do Cocaine

  It’s the last call for Da U at the Orange Bowl this Saturday night when Miami hosts Virginia under the lights. I’m not a ‘Canes fan but I’m a football fan and if I had to name my most vivid college football memories, half of them would be housed at the OB. The ‘84 National Championship Game: Greatest game I ever saw.

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• HISTORY'S GREATEST FAILURES

  Published: November 9, 2007, 3:59 pm

  Tags: Ha Ha, Horseface, Notre Dame, Horribly Sad, You Had A Bad Day

  We all know people that are bad at their jobs; you may even be one of them. This is why it’s fun to look at and make fun of people who are historically bad at their jobs. These are some of my favorites: Franz Berliner, Captain, LZ 129 Hindenburg Flew the world’s largest balloon into the world’s largest needle. Not sure what he

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• SUGAR WE'RE GOIN' DOWN

  Published: November 8, 2007, 3:20 pm

  Tags: All That You Know Is At An End, Da U, Bitches, Horribly Sad, I Do Cocaine

  It’s the last call for Da U at the Orange Bowl this Saturday night when Miami hosts Virginia under the lights. I’m not a ‘Canes fan but I’m a football fan and if I had to name my most vivid college football memories, half of them would be housed at the OB. The ‘84 National Championship Game: Greatest game I ever saw.

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• Coffin's final horse-drawn journey ends in horror

  Published: February 8, 2008, 3:15 pm

  Tags: Lambeth, Apparently, Carriage, Cemetery, Coffin, Ends, Funeral, Horribly, Horror, Horse Drawn, Horses, Journey, Life, Pulling, Relax, Spooked, Strange, Turned

  "A dignified entrance to a cemetery by the dearly departed aboard a horse-drawn carriage has turned horribly wrong. The two horses pulling the carriage into Lambeth Cemetery were apparently spooked and the funeral carriage overturned."read more

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• CURIOUS INDEX, 5/29/08

  Published: May 29, 2008, 9:19 am

  Tags: Atlantic Coast Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Mid Major Conferences, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference, Drankin, Horribly Sad

  Chad Wiley, an offensive lineman for the North Carolina A&T Aggies, died of heat-related illness yesterday at 5 a.m. following a workout 18 hours earlier where, aside from some dizziness, he showed no signs of illness. Wiley, 22, passed out several minutes after the end of the practice and did not wake up. The temperature at practice

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• R.I.P., TODD DOXEY

  Published: July 14, 2008, 9:45 am

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Horribly Sad

  University of Oregon safety Todd Doxey died in a drowning accident on the McKenzie River this weekend. Doxey jumped from a bridge–presumably for fun–and was seen struggling to keep his head above water before he went under and was pulled from the river minutes later by a fisherman. Doxey was 19. Video of the San Diego native goofing

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• A FAREWELL TO AMOROUS BIG CATS

  Published: July 17, 2008, 5:02 pm

  Tags: All That You Know Is At An End, Big 10 Conference, People We Love, Ahhhspiders, Alas, Crying Like A Bitch, Horribly Sad, Imaginary Mascots, Pain Pain Pain

  Orgeron. Perrilloux. SLOCUM? One by one, our best material has gone gently into that good night of jucos and position coaching, and today we hear rumblings that an EDSBS Most Favored Son is an academic casualty and a Wolverine no more. In his own words, we give you Marques Slocum, remixed in sonnet-ish form. Read, remember, and mourn. got a

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