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• Osi Umenyiora Likes His Onions

  Published: October 4, 2007, 4:15 pm

  Tags: Big Butts, This Not Porn It Has Serious News Value, Holy Osi, Getting Six Sacks Has Its Rewards

  Apologies if this is NSFW, and it sure is, but it can't be denied. Those are HUGE sunglasses. Enormous. Very round. Very measty.He plays end, all right. Nothing about that girl on the left is a 22.Thanks to reader leafar.

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• Osi Umenyiora Wants To Poop On You

  Published: January 16, 2008, 1:03 pm

  Tags: Holy Osi, This Is What Playing For Coughlin Does To You

  Osi Umenyiora, who has a long tradition of liking to freak you nasty, is getting ready to face the Packers in the NFC title game on Sunday. And nothing helps Osi relax before the big game like paying three grand to unload his bowels on some random chick. Click here (NSFW) for all the alleged (and almost certainly false) details.Yep, he flew me

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• Baby, I'll Be Able To Concentrate On The Game Much Better If You Just Let Me Poop On You

  Published: January 29, 2008, 2:42 pm

  Tags: Holy Osi, Big Daddy Drew, Steamed Hams, Odd Fetishes

  dreams of a young boy named Osi, who came from Africa hoping one day to take care of his family, and to play in a Super Bowl, and to make a woman gag on his 5-lb. Neutron bomb of a bowel movement. Maybe one day, you'll change your mind. Maybe you'll learn this is about more than you. But until then, I bid you good day. I doubt you'll find a

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• Fun with Blind Items: Cleveland Steamer Edition

  Published: June 30, 2008, 12:46 pm

  Tags: Captain Caveman, Holy Osi, Steamers

  From the New York Daily News: Which NFL star pulled a girl toward the bathroom of a West Chelsea club the other night with the line: “Baby, you have no idea what I’m about to show you”? She fled toward the end zone. Our guess after the colon: Ladies, please note: the “end zone” is the LAST place you want to flee

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• So Where Do You Go to Take a Dump on Women Around Here?

  Published: July 10, 2008, 9:54 am

  Tags: Captain Caveman, Holy Osi, Their Uso Tour Won T Even Go To Iraq

  $750 every two weeks, sir. Osi: Get the fuck out. To live HERE? Jones: Well, I get hazardous duty pay, and it’s tax free while I’m in a combat zone. Osi: Bitch I get paid $750 to stay awake in a team meeting. You need a new agent. Jones: … Osi: Yo, you seem cool. Can I ask you something? Jones: Yes, sir! Osi: I ain’t

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