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| Um...Yea, I Think This Hurt Really Bad |
| Published: June 22, 2007, 3:35 pm |
| Tags: Guy Losing His Nuts, Painful, Soccer, Ouch, Hilarious |
| I leave you with this video for the weekend. I'm sure it's been posted on a blog before, but I'm not about to search the thousands of blogs out there who have already posted it. So yea, enjoy this poor sap's meeting with the goal post.Note: Now that I'm back at school, I look forward to hitting the blogging world heavy once again. So check |
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| Tony Batista Likes Scaring Japanese Pitchers |
| Published: June 16, 2007, 7:33 pm |
| Tags: Scared Japanese Pitcher Pissing His Pants, Derrek Lee, Fight, Tony Batista, Chris Young, Brawl |
| In response to the fight (or lack thereof) in the Cubs/Padres game today between Derrek Lee and Chris Young, I went searching some fights on YouTube. Not exactly sure what I was looking to find (especially since MLB has taken down a lot of MLB YouTube clips), but I stumbled across this video and found it to be pretty amusing. Also make sure to |
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| In Brief: "In April, the New York Post had the former ... |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 11:06 am |
| Tags: Jann Wenner, Men S Fitness, Neal Boulton, Neal Boulton Sticking With His Baby Making Machine, The Kinda Gays |
| "In April, the New York Post had the former Men's Fitness editor "cannoodling" with Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner, who denied cheating on his partner, Matt Nye. The paper also quoted Bolton as... |
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| The Golden Compass' Extended Preview |
| Published: July 28, 2007, 8:14 am |
| Tags: Trailers, Movies, Dakota Blue Richards, Daniel Craig, Eva Green, His Dark Materials, Ian Mcshane, New Line Cinema, Nicole Kidman, Philip Pullman, Sam Elliot, The Golden Compass |
| A 5-minute extended clip from the film starring Nicole Kidman is now online in standard and high-definition formats. |
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| In Brief: Alberto Gonzales is going to be impeached ... |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 6:44 pm |
| Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Congress, Congress Will Appoint Matlock To Take His Place, Doj, Impeachment |
| Alberto Gonzales is going to be impeached tomorrow, and then everyone in America gets ice cream. [National Journal] |
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| In Brief: Doug Feith, dumbest fucking guy on the planet, ... |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 6:22 pm |
| Tags: Donations, Douglas Feith, Fred Thompson, His Ex Gf Gave Him The Same Amount Coincidence |
| Doug Feith, dumbest fucking guy on the planet, donated $2,300 to Fred Thompson. [Latest Politics] |
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| Betrayal |
| Published: July 28, 2007, 11:49 pm |
| Tags: The Stories, Biddi, Carlo, Christina, Footballer Protecting His Genitals, Formal Funeral, Funeral, Gay Bar, Large Firm Breasts, Lime Green Strap On, Narrowish Hips, Psychedelic Video, Raisa, Rape Fantasy, Ripped Off The Panties, Roland Rozario, Rozary Shipping, Sal, Salvad |
| The sonorous voice of the priest intoned the words in the only way he knew how, Roland Rozario was a good man Hope you know what you're doing boss Salvador was the only person dressed in formal funeral attire. He looked like a Salvador right from his black, intensely polished black shoes to the shiny surface of his slicked-back hair. |
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| Uneasy Companions |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 8:31 pm |
| Tags: The Stories, Bear, Brushing His Teeth, Clock, Dirt, Drunk, Full Bodied, Fur Ball, Let Alcohol Finsih What Heartbreak Started, Puppy, Skateboarder, Vodka, You Peed On Me |
| He woke to what felt like a thin warm stream of fluid on his face. He started and sat up. The threadbare sheets on the smelly floor were rumpled and the layers of dust that had coated the window panes over the years made it difficult for him to tell what time it was. He knew his bladder was swollen to bursting point but that could mean it was |
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| His Mind Is Ahead Of What The Defense Is: Jake Gyllenhaal Wants To Kiss You |
| Published: August 1, 2007, 2:20 pm |
| Tags: His Mind Ahead Of What The Defense, Joe Namath, New York Jets, Nfl |
| Look at that face. That's the face of a life well lived; that's the face of a guy who needs his life story told. That's the face of a guy who has bedded plenty like you, Kolber, you ain't... |
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| His Mind Is Ahead Of What The Defense Is: Jake Gyllenhaal Wants To Kiss You |
| Published: August 1, 2007, 2:20 pm |
| Tags: His Mind Ahead Of What The Defense, Joe Namath, New York Jets, Nfl |
| Look at that face. That's the face of a life well lived; that's the face of a guy who needs his life story told. That's the face of a guy who has bedded plenty like you, Kolber, you ain't nothin'. And that's a face that needs to be played by Jake Gyllenhaal. Now it seems Paramount Pictures wants to put Joe Namath's colorful - and not always |
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| Has The Whole World Lost Its Head?: 'Post' Fashion Coverage Has Some Holes In It |
| Published: August 1, 2007, 1:40 pm |
| Tags: You Ready For The Summer, But What I Don T Want His Popsicle, Has The Whole World Lost Its Head, Jezebel, Monobraincell, Monokini, New York Post |
| Just in case you're getting your fashion advice from the New York Post, um, maybe don't? Today's style spread is about the rise of the "monokini," which they define as "a one-piece with slits or... |
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| Suri Still On the Loose: Amid Fears She Made It Through Customs, Katie Is Sent Back to America For More Brainwashing. |
| Published: August 8, 2007, 9:15 pm |
| Tags: Birkenstocks, Brainwashing, Burberry, Concorde, Elevator Shoes, Haute Couture, Homosexual Rumors In His Past, Invisible Blankie, Katie, Rescue, Sandbox, Suri |
| Actually, they probably call it remedial auditing or some other innocuous-sounding Clockwork Orange-type operation. Chief on the agenda is finding out whether Katie's lapse in watching Suri, allowing her the chance to bush and run, was deliberate or the result of being in yet another stupor. I'll rescue you, Mommy!I don't get it. How hard could |
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| Hump Day |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 1:28 am |
| Tags: The Stories, Abhishek, Car Keys, Did We Fuck, Fuck Flee, Hump Day, Kartik, Pop Tart Vibe, Racked Stacked, Samantha, She Hot, She Unbuttoned His Shirt, Slutty School Girl, Tartan Skirt, They Were Lop Locked Again, Vikram, Wallet |
| It was that kind of night, they were those kinds of friends and he had exactly the kind of memories a guy is expected to have after spending that kind of time at the bottom of several containers of fiery spirits. His name was Vikram and he liked to think his life was almost exactly how he liked it. It started out as a regular Wednesday with work, |
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| In Brief: Subject: get over itFrom: Leonard & Joan ... |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 12:23 pm |
| Tags: You Related Did You Just Take His Name In Some Bizarre Ritual, Bubba, Crazies, Crooks, Email, Richard Nixon |
| Subject: get over it From: Leonard & Joan Nixon To: tips@wonkette.com Why don’t you morons get over Richard Nixon. He’s dead you know. Put some of your blame on good ole boy, Bubba... |
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| In Brief: Tom Glavine will be the last 300 game winner. ... |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 5:05 pm |
| Tags: Heed His Words |
| Tom Glavine will be the last 300 game winner. He will. [The Onion] |
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