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• Fergie's Parents: I Think She Gets Her Looks From Her Dad. Mom's Got A Nice Rack, Though.

  Published: July 30, 2007, 11:21 pm

  Tags: Black Eyed Peas, Fergie, Groupie Sex, Looks From Her Dad, Nice Rack, Parents, Reunion

  I don't know for sure if this really is Fergie's parents, but someone else said so, so I'm going with it. If I'm wrong, well, hey, I'm wrong. But they sure are swell. Maw and Paw Fergie's been a busy girl, touring non-stop, with no sign of Josh Duhamel lately. She's a big star - maybe she likes groupie sex. Girls can like anonymous sex with

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• Bloody Disgrace

  Published: July 27, 2007, 9:48 pm

  Tags: The Stories, Arch Nemesis, Ass, Baggy Clothing, Batman, Biceps Curls, Boyfriend, Goddess, Gym, Hot, Nose Pierced, Picked Her Nose, Pierced Belly Button, Spandex Clad, Undressed Her, Weights

  She wasn't just attractive, she was hot. In a way that made the poets among her many suitors bemoan the fact that ‘hot’ was just a three-letter word. She dealt with all the attention like a pro who knew no other state of life. She was always in training and there wasn't a single person, male or female, that knocked her off her stride.

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• Beautiful Day

  Published: July 22, 2007, 10:23 pm

  Tags: The Stories, Accountant, Artistic Bone, Beautiful Day, Beautiful Woman, Buttocks, Dont Cry, Elephant On Beach Ball, Forgotten Movies, Magical, Making Love, My Husband, Opinion, Poem, Romantic Postcards, She Slipped Out Of Her Dress, Showman, Spinal Damange, Stalking New Ma

  It was a beautiful day and he was taking a walk, from the place where he lived to the place where he worked because it was a half hour he would gladly spend to enjoy the sunshine and the cool breeze that turned corners around the architecture and caressed people and pets alike. He was thinking about how nice everything looked and how he wished he

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• Domestic Drama

  Published: August 1, 2007, 10:09 pm

  Tags: The Stories, Bonnet, Brand New Car, Domestic Drama, Feel Better About The Sex, Giant Red Bow, Happy Birthday, Her Nipples Went Hard, Kevin, You Fucked Him

  The questions began even before he was properly through the door. Where have you been? Out. It's three-thirty in the morning. I couldn't sleep. Is there someone else? Isn't there always? Are you trying to make me cry, first thing in the morning? That would depend. On what? Whether you can go

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• Wheels Of Progress

  Published: August 5, 2007, 9:30 pm

  Tags: The Stories, Beautiful Woman, Bitchy, Boss, Cancun, Cinema Calssics, Dick, Dress That Was Designed To Be Taken Off, Galapagos Islands, She Was Getting Laid, Palmful Of Ass, Pay Cheques They Signed, Philosophical, St Tropez, Took Her Fucking, Uptight

  What does it all mean? It was his favourite question to ask. Not that he ever bothered to wait for an answer. It allowed him the opportunity to continue to hold the serve' in a manner of speaking in our verbal tennis and he didn't feel guilty about not letting someone else decide what conversational ball to smash across the net next. Which is

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• Tug Of War

  Published: August 7, 2007, 1:00 am

  Tags: The Stories, Accident, Carat Half, Carrot Cake, Coat, Divorced, Ex Wife, Fourth Of July Weekend, Get Her To Bend Over, No Anniversary, No Birthday, Paris, Puppy, Ring, Smile, Waitress

  They were seated opposite each other like chess players or arm wrestlers. There wasn't a friendly expression to be found anywhere in the vicinity of their table. She fired the first salvo, Why am I here? He tensed up so suddenly it was as if the man had been replaced with his waxworks dummy in the blink of an eye. When he managed to

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• So Easy A Caveman Could Do Her: 'New York Times' Unlocks Evolutionary Secret Behind Lindsay Lohan

  Published: August 7, 2007, 9:30 am

  Tags: Evolution, Lindsay Lohan, So Easy Caveman Could Do Her

  Muffin top: It's what separates us from the animals, according to a (not really) groundbreaking story in this morning's New York Times.Indeed, evolutionary biologists have proposed that our relative... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Dumped Again: Aniston Takes It In The Teeth Because She Hangs Around With A Bunch Of Druggies. Or So He Says.

  Published: August 8, 2007, 9:33 pm

  Tags: Brad, Druggies, Drugs, Dumped Again, Jennifer Aniston, Lawsuit, Lohan, Paul Sculfor, Photographer, Recovery, Shave Her Head, Spears

  Maybe she should shave her head, too. At this point, it can't hurt. Should've had his babyAnd no, I don't mean Paul. Vince, maybe, but definitely not Paul. He's not a real dad type. Whether Paul Sculfor really was marriage material for Jen is somewhat doubtful. He didn't lack for female companionship when they broke up the first time. And now

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• Britney Spears, Festering Carcass: What If Britney's Right, and Kevin's Shagging Her Mother? Wouldn't You Be Crazy, Too?

  Published: August 9, 2007, 8:10 pm

  Tags: Britney, Carcass, Crazy, Dirty, Flashing Her Taco, Hall Of Shame, Hungry Media, Kevin, Man Muscle, Mental Illness, Paris Hilton, Shagging Her Mother

  I see a double-wide trailer and food stamps in your futureI realize this sounds too far-fetched to be even remotely true, but for the sake of argument, let's imagine that all those people really are out to get Britney. What if Kevin really is enough of a dog to plant his man muscle in his children's grandmother? I mean, the way Britney looks

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• 'In Her Shoes': My DVD Pick of the Week

  Published: August 10, 2007, 12:27 pm

  Tags: Dvds, Cameron Diaz, In Her Shoes, Shirley Mclaine, Toni Collette

  I ought to know not to judge a flick by its trailer. It's the cheap pick-up line, the carnival barker, the radio hit that makes you think the whole album is pop schlock. And so, when I saw the trailer for "In Her Shoes," starring Toni Collette, Shirley McLaine and Cameron Diaz--a daffy, bouncy Diaz, trying on lots of shoes--on a plane, "fair

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• 'post' Denies Attention-seeker The Joy Of Seeing Her Name In Print: From today's Page Six: "ONE woman's not enough ...

  Published: August 13, 2007, 11:20 am

  Tags: Post Denies Attention Seeker The Joy Of Seeing Her Name In Print, Julia Allison, New York Post, Page Six

  From today's Page Six: "ONE woman's not enough for 37-year-old bachelor Harold Ford Jr.. The former Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate in Tennessee was holed up at Blue Ribbon Sushi on Sullivan...

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• Who Cares If He Can Play? David Beckham Half-Naked Is Better Than No Beckham At All.

  Published: August 13, 2007, 9:59 pm

  Tags: Clean Her Plate, David Beckham, Great Babies, Job, Major League Baseball, Moneymaker, Nfl, Posh, Soccer, Tip

  No. 1 English exportGotta hand it to that Posh - she's one smart cookie. Talk about marrying well! He's hot, he makes great babies AND he's a moneymaker. Not too shabby. Becks' ankle trouble seems to still be keeping him from active play, although it makes one wonder if they're just building suspense for when he does finally take the field. This

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• Making Connections: Hey, we're getting surer that new Gawker ...

  Published: August 14, 2007, 2:45 pm

  Tags: Erykah Badu Going To Kick Her Ass, Glamour, Jezebel, Making Connections, Suze Yalof Schwartz

  Hey, we're getting surer that new Gawker nemesis Suze Yalof Schwartz is the Glamour editor who thinks black "political" hairstyles like afros or dreadlocks are an office "don't." (We're all...

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• From Michael Moore's Film Festival: Heartbreaking Portayal of Alzheimer's

  Published: August 15, 2007, 2:22 pm

  Tags: Movies, Alzheimer S Disease, Away From Her, Sarah Polley

  I don't care for disease-of-the-week TV movies, and I especially don't care for movies that think they know how to dramatize the plight of Alzheimer's Disease (don't even get me started on "The Notebook"). And a lot of this has to do my years of struggle and turmoil dealing with a family member who has the disease. So despite the enormous critical

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• I'd Even Like To See Her Mean Old Mama: Laura Bush on Jenna’s husband-to-be, ...

  Published: August 16, 2007, 11:51 pm

  Tags: I D Even Like To See Her Mean Old Mama, Jenna Bush, Quicklinks

  Laura Bush on Jenna’s husband-to-be, back in 2005: “This is not a serious boyfriend — I hate to have to be the one to say it on television. But he’s a very nice young man.” [Think Progress]

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