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| Melinda England…I have my eye on you. |
| Published: October 8, 2007, 4:09 pm |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Sad, Inskip Elementary School, Knoxville Tn, Kyla Ebbert, Melinda England, Melinda England Absolute Punk |
| Photo: Melinda England sitting provocatively. UPDATE:I have found Melinda Englands absolute punk profile. Interestingly, it has had most of the questionable material removed. After we brought you the great story about Melinda England yesterday I have read quite a few other stories getting perspective on the case. The story was also mentioned |
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| Sherrif: I do pronounce you guilty |
| Published: October 9, 2007, 12:07 pm |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Strange, Elizabeth Bruman, Harold Holt, Sgt Jason Parks, Sherrif Ron Kalanquin |
| Lapeer County, MI- Sherrif Ron Kalanquin had promised to wed Harold Holt and Elizabeth Bruman, both 24, if they turned themselves in. However, Harold and Elizabeth were on the run and therefore he has withdrawn his deal. The couple was traced through telephone calls to a homeless shelter in Cheyenne, Lapeer County sheriff’s Sgt. Jason |
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| Houston School Officials threaten to ticket students |
| Published: October 11, 2007, 9:21 am |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Idiot, Sad, Strange, Abelardo Saavedra, Houston, Key Middle School, Quanell X |
| Houston School Officials are warning students that if they protest Thursday they could be ticketed. Northeast Houston community leaders, pastors and parents led by activist Quanell X have planned a demonstration for 7:30 a.m. outside Key Middle School. That’s when students are supposed to board the bus to Fleming Middle School, |
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| Coke vs. Pepsi gets physical |
| Published: October 12, 2007, 11:44 pm |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Sad, Strange, Coke, Indiana Pa, Pepsi, Walmart |
| Indiana, PA-The age long problem of Coke vs. Pepsi got physical Friday after a Pepsi delivery man allegedly punched his Coke counterpart in the fact at a west Pennsylvania Walmart. The two deliverymen were “apparently bickering back and forth” while unloading their wares at the Indiana County store, police said. When the Coke |
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| Preacher gets his Knickers |
| Published: October 14, 2007, 2:50 am |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Strange, Gary Husban, Inglewood, Knicker Vicar, New Zealand |
| Inglewood, NZ- A preacher has helped Inglewood women organize a public bus to get knickers. Last year the only clothing shop in town to carry womans underwear closed. Council’s operations director Rob Phillips says the Tranzit Coachlines trips will be subsidised for a year “to ensure people were really serious about buying those |
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| Smashing Pumpkins on route 70 |
| Published: October 15, 2007, 9:07 am |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Idiot, Pumpkins, Smashing, Trucking, Westmoreland County Pa |
| Criminals are out in full force this fall. In Westmoreland County, Pa., Thursday, truck drivers from West Virgina, Ohio and Georgia had pumpkins thrown at their windshields. The flying vegetables did shatter the windshields, but no one was hurt. Troopers are still looking for the trouble makers. Who is stupid enough to throw pumpkins at |
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| Harry incident for nine year old Houdini |
| Published: October 15, 2007, 11:15 am |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Idiot, Sad, Strange, Brett School, Dan Poirer, Police Chief Dan Poirer, Tamworth N H |
| Tamworth, N.H- Police usually put handcuffs on people, not take them off. However, when one nine year old child arrived at Brett School in Tamworth, N.H. Wednesday he was wearing handcuffs. Police Chief Dan Poirer was called, but his key did not fit the cuffs. Cheif Poirer resorted to bolt cutters to get rid of the cuffs. The mother |
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| Pregnancy: Middle School outbreak edition |
| Published: October 20, 2007, 12:38 am |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Sad, Strange, Birth Control, Condoms, Contraceptives, King Middle School, Lisa Belanger, Maine, Portland |
| King Middle School can now dispense birth control to sixth graders. Portland, not in Orgeon but in Maine has seen an outbreak in cases of pregnancy among middle school girls. King Middle School will become the first middle school in Maine to have a full array of birth control options availible, everything from the pill to condoms will be |
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| SuperValu loses $10 million in Nigeria 409 scam |
| Published: October 21, 2007, 1:26 am |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Idiot, Sad, Strange, Frito Lay, Stephen Kilgriff, Supervalue, U S District Judge B Lynn Winmill |
| Tradition, excellence and promise seems to be a very unique phrase from SuperValu. The grocery chain which bought out Albertsons based in Boise, ID earlier this year, wired $10 million to the incorrect account for American Greetings and Frito Lay. The chain believed they received legitimate emails from these companies, but in reality they |
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| Rockies tickets are RED HOT commodity |
| Published: October 22, 2007, 8:13 pm |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Strange, Ceo Dave Butler, Chantelle Taylor, Colorado Rockies, Dave Butler, Evenue Net, Fark, Jay Alves, Susan Kirkpatrick |
| Colorado Rockies fans swarmed the servers of the ticket providers for MLB and the Rockies Monday. Fans who tried to buy tickets were mostly unable to, due to the failure of computers at the provider Paciolan. Paciolan CEO Dave Butler did not know if the demand for tickets caused the crash Paciolan received 8.5 million hits in a 30 minute |
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| Pillow Spill on I-264 |
| Published: October 22, 2007, 7:32 pm |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Strange, I 264, Norfolk, Pillow Spill, Pillows |
| Drivers on I-264 in Norfolk had a strange occurrence this afternoon. Some may have thought of it as a blizzard but it was actually a pillow spill. Police tried to clean up the dozens of pillows that spilled, because drivers were slowing down to avoid hitting them. Pillows were found up to several miles away. Well I don’t think it is |
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| Students confess to placing 5,000 toothpicks on field |
| Published: October 22, 2007, 3:19 pm |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Idiot, Strange, Alcona County, Stupid, Tawas High School |
| Five teenagers have confessed to putting more than 5,000 toothpicks on a Michigan high school football field. The five students confessed to placing more than 5,000 toothpicks on the Tawas High School artificial field forcing the game to be moved 37 miles away to Alcona County. No charges have been filed. Wow! I saw this on the news and |
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| Taco Bell: Steal a base, steal a taco |
| Published: October 22, 2007, 3:01 pm |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Strange, Rob Poetsch, Taco Bell, World Series |
| Taco Bell would like to let you know that if a base is stolen during the world series that they will let you “steal” one of their tacos. There has been a stolen base in every one of the World Series championships since 1990. Taco Bell will announce a Tuesday afternoon where fans can walk in and request a free taco if a base is |
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| Fast food king is Wendys! |
| Published: October 24, 2007, 8:30 pm |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Strange, Arbys, Lonestar Steakhouse, Outback Steakhouse, Wendys, Zagat Full Service |
| Wendy’s boasts the best beef, but McDonald’s rules the world of French fries, according to a national survey by Zagat that also had some kind words for Panera Bread Co., Outback Steakhouse and Cracker Barrel. Who is the lowest? Chuck E. Cheese, which is not surprising as they really are not much about food. I like Panera bread a |
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| Leopard went on sale today… |
| Published: October 26, 2007, 10:11 pm |
| Tags: Bizzare Offbeat, Halirious, Idiot, Apple, Launch, Leopard |
| Guess who just noticed. Yes, the “biggest” release in Apple’s history went on sale 249 minutes ago and 9 minutes ago stores closed until morning. What a sad opening honestly, who would close their stores only four hours after launching a product? Many stay open 24/7 for the first day and then revert back to their schedule. |
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