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| So Long Suckers: America's Youth; Craftier Than One Might Think |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 3:00 pm |
| Tags: Clips, Ha Ha, So Long Suckers, Youth Football |
| or not. I'm just so damned happy to be posting a youth football clip that doesn't involve a parent getting tasered. Not long after the game, this kid signed a letter of intent to play for Boise State, by the way. Coach, Wrong Ball [Youtube, via Fark] |
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| So Long Suckers: America's Youth; Craftier Than One Might Think |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 3:00 pm |
| Tags: Clips, Ha Ha, So Long Suckers, Youth Football |
| This is rather old, but hey: New to these parts. I'm not going to get into the debate over whether this is cheating or not. I'm just so damned happy to be posting a youth football clip that doesn't... |
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| So Long Suckers: America's Youth; Craftier Than One Might Think |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 3:00 pm |
| Tags: Clips, Ha Ha, So Long Suckers, Youth Football |
| This is rather old, but hey: New to these parts. I'm not going to get into the debate over whether this is cheating or not. I'm just so damned happy to be posting a youth football clip that doesn't... |
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| News: She's Breaking: Now They Will Probably Try To Make Amy Winehouse Go To Rehab |
| Published: August 8, 2007, 2:30 pm |
| Tags: Amy Winehouse, Ha Ha Exhaustion, Inevitable Events, Inevitable Jokes, News She S Breaking, Problem Drinkers |
| The hard-living, heavily-linered British soul singer was treated for "exhaustion" this morning at a London hospital. "It came about quickly" is all her rep would say. Her remaining world tour dates... |
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| Ha Ha, Just Kidding, Everybody Relax, Okay?: Pentagon backtracks on War Czar’s promise ... |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 1:13 pm |
| Tags: Ha Ha Just Kidding Everybody Relax Okay, Quicklinks |
| Pentagon backtracks on War Czar’s promise of a new military draft in America. [Breitbart/AP] |
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| Ha Ha, Just Kidding, Everybody Relax, Okay?: Pentagon backtracks on War Czar’s promise ... |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 1:13 pm |
| Tags: Ha Ha Just Kidding Everybody Relax Okay, Quicklinks |
| Pentagon backtracks on War Czar’s promise of a new military draft in America. [Breitbart/AP] |
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| NEBRASKA TATTOO SPEAKS OUT |
| Published: August 15, 2007, 3:40 pm |
| Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Ha Ha, Alas, Making Notre Dame Look Ethnic, Blog Buddies, Big 12 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| itself, like some kind of half-frog, half-man. It’s new! Bigger! Stronger! Faster! We had to be…different, didn’t we? You couldn’t just use the classic Nebraska logo, right? That’s be nasty. Square. Uncool. You couldn’t just be a pigeon–you had to be a peacock, didn’t you, Strutty McFeatherass? |
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| DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 10 |
| Published: August 22, 2007, 8:42 am |
| Tags: Ha Ha, Hope, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference |
| Today’s affirmation brought to you courtesy of the greatest play nullified by a penalty ever. Lamar Thomas, that shit is mine. Love, George Teague. (HT: Paul.) |
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| CHAD HENNE: JERKING UP FOR 2007 |
| Published: August 28, 2007, 2:24 pm |
| Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Ha Ha, Blog Buddies, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| Lloyd Carr asks Chad Henne into his office. Henne sits down. Carr: Henne. You need to jerk it up a little. (HT: Larry Brown Sports.) Henne: Um, sir? Carr: Jerk it up. Henne: I…I don’t do that sir. And isn’t that a bit personal. I mean, I’ll do anything for Michigan football, but I can’t see how that’ll |
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| Where Are They Now: Susan Powter—you remember the annoying ... |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 3:40 pm |
| Tags: Haha Ha Ha Taste My Broth, Susan Powter, Where They Now |
| Susan Powter—you remember the annoying motivational speaker with the harsh blonde crewcut, whose catchphrase was "Stop the insanity!"—is now a radical slightly goth tattooed lesbian... |
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| FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: PISSING OFF SWINDLE EDITION |
| Published: August 31, 2007, 11:23 am |
| Tags: Bloviating, Really Doesn T Care About Football, Wrong Doesn T Describe Our Wrongness, You Ve Been Musbergered, Cheesecake, Ha Ha, Boobs |
| tweaking now and again. On that score, we bring you Orson’s least favorite cheesecake option of all time to celebrate the end of the offseason when we desperately need the weekly distractions. Without further ado, EDSBS’s Friday Cheesecake is the destinctly non-latin, silicon-filled, college football lovin’, Bobby Bowden |
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| SOUND EFFECTS R FUN |
| Published: September 4, 2007, 11:16 am |
| Tags: Ha Ha, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| someone out there watching the Va. Tech game, in the midst of all that solemnity and ceremony, that genuine sorrow mixed with the exultation of a community coming together, could still see one tiny gesture, isolate it on video, and combine it with a cheap sound effect…well, we salute you, American Awesomeman. We’ve laughed all |
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| CURIOUS INDEX, 9/6/07 |
| Published: September 6, 2007, 7:00 am |
| Tags: Ha Ha, Espn Hollywoodtainment, Click Clack, All That You Know At An End, Blog Buddies, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| hand…shaky…even with less than a minute to go the Indians needed heavily improbable things to happen to win. But hearing this must have Longhorns as queasy as when, say, you found out Boris Yelstin once had the nuke box in his hands in 1995. His fat, shaky drunken hands. What’s up, lawyaz? The |
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| THE WAGER: FULFILLED |
| Published: September 17, 2007, 9:41 am |
| Tags: Ha Ha, Stabbing=passion, Blood Blood Blood, Boobs, Hangovers Of Staggering Intensity, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, College Football, Blog Buddies, Southeastern Conference |
| lost to Tennessee, we would have had to sing Rocky Top and record it for posterity’s sake. (This may sound lopsided. However, we hate Rocky Top like nothing else. Seriously. We might rather voluntarily dive into an Olympic pool filled with sulfuric acid than sing the song.) This happened on Saturday, among other events: RHINO RHINO |
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| LOU HOLTZ: A MAN WITH HARD WOOD |
| Published: October 11, 2007, 4:25 pm |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, College Football, Espn Hollywoodtainment, Ha Ha |
| this on the air: “That’s like comparing Joan Collins to Linda Evans.”- Lou Holtz “Now for a more modern reference, like Eva Longoria to Teri Hatcher.”- Rece Davis “I don’t know who that is.”- Lou Holtz Lou Holtz, we crave our next inspirational speech. You can work magic even without ripping a |
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