Today's Fresh Blogs...

• The Bun is Still Baking In The Oven

  Published: May 16, 2007, 2:14 pm

  Tags: Mothers, Giggles, Pregnancy, Blogging

  So clearly, I am still up the duff as I'm able to write this blogpost. One more full day to go and after that I have reached my due date. So much for popping early....unless I pop tomorrow, there are an awful lot of people who shouldn't be dashing to take up jobs as Mystic Meg... My ma called me today to ask if I was keeping the date that the

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• How Now Brown Moody Cow

  Published: May 14, 2007, 5:53 am

  Tags: Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships, Frustration

  I have been a moody bitch from hell for the past couple of days but thankfully it's starting to taper off now. I'm impressed that it's taken me till the 39th week to become properly hormonal and demanding that the bambino comes out, but the poor boyf hasn't known what to do with me. "Everybody else is having their baby! WHY AREN'T I? IT'S NOT

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• Much Ado About Crackness

  Published: May 7, 2007, 5:07 am

  Tags: Mothers, Dating, Giggles, Relationships

  No I haven't given birth yet... OK, so that's out of the way until I get the usual daily texts, emails, and phonecalls... Oh the joys of being about to pop! Anyhooo...I dragged myself up into central London again on Thursday as I had a friend visiting from Dublin. Whereas before many people would rugby tackle me to get in front of me to get on

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• The Boyf and I Do Antenatal Giggles

  Published: April 26, 2007, 7:56 am

  Tags: Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships

  I've been a busy bee for the past few days and I've almost forgotten about my ma having a hot date with the builder she met the day before at my baby shower... I say almost because a certain naughty Vulture Boy did make some wisecracks about whether my mother had got an 'extension' from her date. Perish the thought! Yesterday the boyf and I went

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• Just Call Me Daddy/When Mothers Turn Baby Showers into Hot Dates

  Published: April 23, 2007, 12:07 pm

  Tags: Mothers, Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships, Madness, Black People

  Yesterday I had a baby shower thrown for me and of course no occasion could be complete without a bit of mama antics. Am I the only person to ever have a baby shower where her mother decided to combine it with having a hot first date?! I found out about my ma's date G, when she called me up yesterday morning to ask if it was OK (to be fair she'd

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• School's Out - It's Maternity Leave Time

  Published: April 19, 2007, 2:27 pm

  Tags: Giggles, Pregnancy, Work

  My maternity leave started today (yes I know I haven't been at work for 2 weeks) but I can now officially say that work is a thing of the past...at least for a minimum of 6-9 months with the option of being off for year. Woo hoo! I have my team lunch tomorrow as we couldn't do it today and I know I'll be sad to wave goodbye to all of the prima

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• Prayer Antics and Voodoo Doo Doo

  Published: April 16, 2007, 6:48 am

  Tags: Mothers, Giggles, Pregnancy, Life, Madness, Religion, Black People

  Yesterday the boyf and I were invited to his mums as she wanted to arrange for the baby and I to be prayed for. I don't claim to be the most religious person on earth but I'm not naive enough to not recognise that a bit of positivity and prayer certainly isn't the worst thing that could happen at this particular point in my life. It did occur to

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• Sex Kitten Achieves Clown Status

  Published: April 12, 2007, 5:31 pm

  Tags: Sex, Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships

  So clearly I should have read some of the comments on my previous post before trying to reignite my sex kitten status... After getting out of the shower, I decided to put on my va-va-voom Victoria Secret silk nightdress, or should I say negligee. Considering that I'm one week away from being 9 months pregnant and I had just got out of the shower

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• Slippery Nipple & Easter Aches

  Published: April 10, 2007, 4:53 am

  Tags: Giggles, Pregnancy

  So the saga continues with the frigging maintenance people. The boyf left for work this morning and I was sat up in bed watching BBC Breakfast when I heard a strange noise outside the window. The curtains were partially open and seconds later I spied a man in paint splattered overalls doing God knows what. I froze in panic in the bed as yet again

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• Pain In the Bum

  Published: April 2, 2007, 4:35 pm

  Tags: Mothers, Giggles, Pregnancy, Relationships, Men

  "Er, where are you? Mum's wondering..." asked the bro. I looked at my phone and ruefully noted that it was 2.04. That made me at that point about 4 minutes late.... "I'll be there in a bit... I...er..haven't left yet..." "Tell him why!" called out the boyf. "I'm in a bit of pain...It's taking me longer to leave the house..." I said wincing.

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• Requiem For A Vulgarity: RIP Vajayjay [The End Of An Era]

  Published: November 2, 2007, 4:45 pm

  Tags: Female Genitalia, Giggles, Jumping The Damn Shark, The End Of An Era

  Some vulgarities, like fuck or cunt stay with us for centuries, while others, like quim (thanks Cheast!), appear and then fade into obscurity -- sometimes from overuse. And, thus, despite your votes... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• All Those Teeth!

  Published: December 28, 2007, 9:38 am

  Tags: Giggles

  Don't ask me why I'm posting this. I've just got back to Manchester, having been in a foul mood for days now, and this small achievement has made all the difference. Please bear in mind that I've never been in a fight in my life (being Marv's practice dummy for wrestling moves at the age of 11 does not count).15The question you now must ask

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• Never Forget '23/6' [Shirts And Giggles]

  Published: January 18, 2008, 2:09 pm

  Tags: 23 6, Barry Diller, Fake News, Funny T Shirts, Huffington Post, Huffpo, Iac, Mitt Romney, Shirts And Giggles, Tagg Romney

  23/6 is the political satire website from the Huffington Post and IAC. You know, sort of an Onion for the crowd that goes to College Humor for the biting wit. Now's your chance to get the...

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• MEET THE SYNTHESIS: Jake Sprecher

  Published: February 7, 2008, 3:45 pm

  Tags: Chico, Idiocy, Music, Candy Apple, Five Finger Death Punch, Jake Sprecher, Meet The Synthesis, Pete Best, Pinback, Woodstocks Pizza, Sprecher, Jake, Interning, Shits, Giggles, Awhile, Drummer, Starting

  Known mainly as being the drummer for every band in Chico for awhile, Jake Sprecher starting interning at the Synthesis for shits and giggles after realizing that if you play in more than one band in Chico you are legally obligated to work at either Woodstock’s Pizza or the Synthesis, or in his case, both. [...]

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• White socks and black trousers, a nose for a robbery, and not recognising flirting

  Published: March 6, 2008, 3:39 pm

  Tags: Humour, Giggles, Relationships, Work

  I dragged myself down to my local Carphone Warehouse yesterday as I desperately needed a new mobile phone. OK, desperately is a bit of an exaggeration...but one phone has been on the blink for the past few weeks due to attack of bambino saliva and the other is my phone from my long-standing employer, The Evergrowing Media Owner. I don't like

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