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Today's Fresh Blogs...| FSM Vegan Recipe |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 11:24 am |
| Tags: Food, General Fsm News |
| Dr. Stonielove’s recipe to spread the Pastafarian teachings to vegans: - body: pasta fresca - balls: fried tofu balls - eyes: rice cakes and kalamata olives. *Pasta Fresca* serves 2 [ingredients] - 1 1/4cup semolina flour - 1/2 cup water - 1 tbs olive oil [directions] - combine the ingredients and knead for 2 minutes - rest the dough for |
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| Pirates Vs. Ninjas: A study in memology |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 6:22 am |
| Tags: Pirates, General Fsm News |
| Wellington Grey has published a seminal report discussing a topic of much importance to recent memes: Pirates Vs. Ninjas. Grey looks not only at weapons and fighting characteristics, but at environmental concerns and challenges faced by each groups. Simple Harmonic Motion favors pirates: Fighting on a ship requires the combatants to move with |
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| FSM toast |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 3:58 pm |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| I just came across this article at one of my favorite websites, Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories. The geniuses at EMSL have attached a heat gun to a computer controlled XY table to create the world’s first CNC toast machine. I read about this project some time ago, but I hadn’t realized that they used this impressive technology to |
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| Who remembers shrink-plastic? |
| Published: July 24, 2007, 12:22 pm |
| Tags: Arts And Crafts, General Fsm News |
| I have crafted, using shrink plastic and colored pencils, an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to hang from my husband’s rear view mirror. Now he has a reminder of His Great Noodliness wherever he goes. -Jennifer Nice work. I want one. -bobby |
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| FSM in Jerusalem |
| Published: July 23, 2007, 3:00 pm |
| Tags: Sightings, General Fsm News |
| I have always said that Pastafarianism is the most tolerant and peaceful of all the mainstream* religions. Based in reason, the FSM religion avoids the usual traps of dogma. Pastafarians are not bound to any strict doctrine whose context may change over the years. As a result, we’re able to incorporate new ideas into our beliefs and |
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| Pancake sighting |
| Published: July 23, 2007, 2:33 pm |
| Tags: Sightings, General Fsm News |
| We had a minor miracle at our house this am. An image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared in a pancake (see attached photo). As you can see his noodleness seems to be winking, then it hit me. He’s wearing a pirate patch on one eye! A clear endorsement of Talk Like a Pirate day for Pastafarians. Arrrrrr. And pancakes. It was my |
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| Periodic table of the Internet |
| Published: July 23, 2007, 2:26 pm |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been included in the Periodic Table of the Internet: You can take a look at it here. |
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| Live Chat with other Pastafarians |
| Published: July 22, 2007, 1:09 pm |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| I am pleased to announce a newly installed live-chat site for all of your Pastafarianism-discussion needs: chat.venganza.org. Enjoy. |
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| Save the Kiwi |
| Published: July 20, 2007, 7:24 pm |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| % of probability that are generally accepted. If science is a ‘just a theory’ then things like computers would be just a theory and we would be still communicating using smoke signals. Flight itself is a theory that was scientifically reasoned and with the use of fossil fuels, (millions of years old in theory) the age of air |
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| Comments, Discussion Forum, Chat, E-mail |
| Published: July 13, 2007, 8:20 am |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| Here’s an update on FSM communications: Comments Referring to the comments you can leave at the end of posts like this one. These are not moderated or censored in any way. We get thousands of spam comments a day, so there’s always some sort of automated spam filter running to fight that. I’ve been hearing that a lot of |
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| I have knitted and then felted a tribute |
| Published: July 9, 2007, 2:58 am |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| I have knitted and then felted a tribute to His Noodley Greatness. I wanted to share the flickr photo set of its creation with you. Ramen! Jen See the rest here |
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| Is the end near? |
| Published: June 29, 2007, 11:26 am |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age! As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within |
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| Familiar reflection |
| Published: June 28, 2007, 11:23 am |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| Years ago, I took this photo on my seattle vacation. I had no idea I would capture more than just a part of the skyline, and I couldn’t even figure out WHAT EXACTLY I photographed. You’ve opened my eyes - Thank you so much! -Markus |
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| That doesn’t look random at all |
| Published: June 27, 2007, 7:59 pm |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| I heard some ID believer say that “the probability that humans have emerged from natural selection is the same as the probability that a monkey composes ‘Hamlet’ by randomly typing on a keyboard”. Well, I happen to have a monkey (Sheila) that likes to type at random on a keyboard. And today she typed this (see the attached |
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| Worship at work |
| Published: June 27, 2007, 11:14 am |
| Tags: General Fsm News |
| We are pleased that the Flying Spaghetti Monster watches over our website development department at work. Things were dark and desolate before we were touched by his noodly appendage. But now all we sit in full pirate regalia enjoying our cubicles with thoughts of the stripper factory and beer volcano. -Grog |
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