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• Where You Been? Whole Steel Industry's Been Gay For Years

  Published: August 8, 2007, 9:53 pm

  Tags: Gay Mascots, Steely Dan Jim Beam, Xmas Ape, Urge To Kill Rising, Pittsburgh Steelers

  Steelers fans,What the fuck are you trying to do to me? Okay, it's not your fault the franchise saw fit to introduce some wholly unnecessary mascot to commemorate the team's 75th anniversary, as opposed to, say, some goddamn cheerleaders. But given the chance to submit names for the Bruce Campbell doppelganger, the best 70,000 of you assholes

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• Cosplay Showdown: Tom of Finland Wet Dream vs. Hunched Over Colonial Williamsburg Employee. WHO YA GOT?

  Published: December 7, 2007, 1:30 pm

  Tags: Gay Mascots, New England Patriots, Who Ya Got, Xmas Ape, Pittsburgh Steelers, Homerism

  last Monday. But in terms of gay mascots, Pat the prone Patriot may have finally met his match. Steely McBeam has been sculpting his pubic hair for months. He says there are some interesting topiaries down there. WHO YA GOT?ContestantsSteely McBeam____________Pat PatriotStart a War, Start a Nuclear WarAt the gay bar_______________gay bar GAY

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