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• Oh for God’s Sake Even the Walk-Ons at South Carolina Get in Trouble With the Law.

  Published: September 11, 2007, 6:32 pm

  Tags: Sec Coaches, Steve Spurrier, Legal Troubles, Moral Victories, Walk On, Gamecocks, Georgia Bulldogs, Satire, College Football, Discipline, Sec, South Carolina Gamecocks, Sports

  Personally, I think it was a great win for South Carolina last Saturday when they defeated Georgia. It made everyone, including me, forget about all those legal troubles some of the players had or were having. See this guy to the left? Yeah the one looks rather stupid. He thought it was a great win as well, so in true “Be Like Florida”

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• All of a Sudden, EVERYONE Wants to Play Michigan.

  Published: September 11, 2007, 12:41 pm

  Tags: Norfolk State, Southern Cal, University Of California Berkeley, University Of Southern Cal, Pete Adrian, Lloyd Carr, Florida Gators, Michigan Wolverines, Cal, Usc, Miami Hurricanes, South Carolina Gamecocks, Sports

  You know it’s bad enough losing your first 2 of the season games at home, and one of the teams that beat you was 1-AA opponent, but to also lose your QB really hurts. You know you’ve hit rock bottom as a team when the coach of Norfolk State talks shit about you. “How upside down has the world of college football become? For the

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• The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 2

  Published: September 9, 2007, 12:55 pm

  Tags: Georgia Bulldogs, Florida Gators, Conference Usa, Lsu Tigers, Texas Amp Amp M, Kentucky Wildcats, Oregon Ducks, Hokies, Tennessee Volunteers, South Florida Bulls, Alabama Crimson Tide, South Carolina Gamecocks, Ole Miss Rebels, Gamecocks, Penn State Nittany Lions, Nc St

  Here are my revelations from yesterday, as I suffered being a couch slave. The Big East teams have no defense. Virginia won Loser Bowl part 1, Notre Dame and Meechigan square off for Loser Bowl part deux next week.       If Marshall had something called depth, West Virginia would have lost. Neither Georgia or South Carolina looked

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• ESPN Isn’t Happy With the South Carolina Gamecocks, & Vice Versa

  Published: September 14, 2007, 6:41 am

  Tags: Lee Corso, Lsu Tigers, Steve Spurrier, Sec Coaches, Moral Victories, Whiners, South Carolina Gamecocks, College Gameday, College Football, Stupid, God, Sec, Espn, Usc, Sports

  Pay attention USC fans I’m sticking up for you. Well Steve God Spurrier and the University of South Carolina have managed to tick off an entire network. It’s seems ESPN and the College GameDay crew aren’t happy about a promotional website and Macro Media Flash game (which can be found here) that uses Lee “Bad Picks”

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• South Carolina’s Emanuel Cook has a Date With “The Man” in January

  Published: September 18, 2007, 6:35 am

  Tags: College Football, Discipline, Emanuel Cook, Sec, Sec Coaches, South Carolina Gamecocks, Sports, Steve Spurrier

  Here’s an update on Emanuel Lewis “The Terminator” Cook. If you remember Cook was arrested for gun unlawful possession of a pistol in August, which is a felony. Of course being the strict disciplinarian that Steve God Spurrier is, Cook was suspended for less than a week. Now Cook must face the “The Man” to start the

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• Is Rich Rodriguez Making A Statement That He Can Be An SEC Coach After All?

  Published: September 21, 2007, 6:53 am

  Tags: Alabama Crimson Tide, Auburn, Bama Zoids, Bammers, Big East, Coach Rich Rodriguez, Discipline, Florida Gators, Fulmer, Pti, Rocky Top, Sec Coaches, South Carolina Gamecocks, Sports, Tennessee Volunteers, Wvu, West Virginia

  Rich “Dirty Sanchez” Rodriguez spurned Alabama and the nation of Bama’zoids last year. The true story as to why he turned them down was because he felt he didn’t look good with Bama Bangs. Then last month it was revealed that Rodriguez had employed similar training and workout methods that are currently employed in SEC

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• Spurrier isn’t Happy & When Spurrier isn’t Happy No One Is.

  Published: September 23, 2007, 10:04 pm

  Tags: Bama Bangs, Blake Mitchell, Discipline, Old Ball Sack Coach, Sec Coaches, South Carolina Gamecocks, Sports, Steve Spurrier, Usc

  one to take the 16th-ranked Gamecocks (3-1) as far as they would go this season. But after South Carolina’s undefeated start ended with No. 2 LSU’s 28-16 victory, Spurrier said freshman Chris Smelley would get the start when the Gamecocks return to action this week against Mississippi State (3-1). It’s the second

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• Spurrier Leads the Gamecock Nation Into Another Bitch Session.

  Published: September 27, 2007, 10:10 pm

  Tags: Gamecocks, Lsu Tigers, Les Miles, Old Ball Sack Coach, Sec Coaches, South Carolina Gamecocks, Sports, Steve Spurrier, Bad Calls, Moral Victories, Refs, Satire, Whiners

  Steve God Spurrier has never taken loses well, and he isn’t taking the lose to LSU well either. As always God Spurrier goes to the local liberal media icon WLTX, to whine about the lack of calls in the LSU game, however Les “Big Hat Small Penis” Miles isn’t hearing excuses. “LSU coach Les Miles on Wednesday disputed

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• SEC Beattitudes

  Published: October 2, 2007, 5:55 pm

  Tags: Alabama Crimson Tide, Arkansas, Arkansas Razorbacks, Auburn, Croom, Ed Orgeron, Florida Gators, Florida Sucks, Georgia Bulldogs, Houston Nutt, Kentucky Wildcats, Lsu Tigers, Les Miles, Nick Saban, Ole Miss, Phillip Fulmer, Richt, Sec, Sec Coaches, South Carolina Gamecocks

  Joel the resident guest writer has written this next piece. *Blessed be Alabama, for they are stuck in the 70’s. Blessed be Alabama fans, keep them patient when a coach goes 11-1 and be with their brown paper sacks, so they not be “holey”, so the money doesn’t fall out on the way to a recruit’s house. *Blessed be

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• Jean Jean: She Hates Those Stupid Pieces Of Crap

  Published: October 3, 2007, 9:15 am

  Tags: Clips, College Football, Georgia Bulldogs, Jean Jean, South Carolina Gamecocks

  We start off an extremely busy sports day with a little dose of Southern hospitality; a frustrated, sauced Georgia fan rants during the Bulldogs' home loss to South Carolina a month ago. She reminds us very much of Leslie Mann in The 40 Year Old Virgin; she wants to get some FRENCH TOAST.

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• Jean Jean: She Hates Those Stupid Pieces Of Crap

  Published: October 3, 2007, 9:15 am

  Tags: Clips, College Football, Georgia Bulldogs, Jean Jean, South Carolina Gamecocks

  We start off an extremely busy sports day with a little dose of Southern hospitality; a frustrated, sauced Georgia fan rants during the Bulldogs' home loss to South Carolina a month ago. She reminds...

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• South Carolina Unveils New Special Admit Policy Guidelines. Will Jerrell Powe Transfer There?

  Published: October 9, 2007, 10:29 pm

  Tags: Discipline, Gamecocks, Jerrell Powe, Sec, Sec Coaches, South Carolina Gamecocks, Usc, Mentally Challenged, Retarded

  Back in the beginning of August, Steve God Spurrier whined like a little girl on TV about two retards who would have started recruits that were denied admission to USC because the school felt they were dumber than Jerrell Powe. Naturally God Spurrier threatened to quit if such things continue. Of course USC responded promptly telling God Spurrier

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• In the Midst of Losing to Vandy, Spurrier Doesn’t Want People Booing. Or Does He?

  Published: October 23, 2007, 2:59 pm

  Tags: Sec Coaches, Sec Football, South Carolina Gamecocks, Steve Spurrier, Tennessee Volunteers, Usc, Ut Vols, Vanderbilt, Boo Birds, Fire Philip Fulmer, Upsets, Vandy, Vols, Fire Phil Fulmer

  was a home game, and the USC Gamecocks also didn’t score a touchdown. While I personally believe fans have the right to boo, apparently God Spurrier doesn’t. “That’s the first time that’s happened, isn’t it?” Spurrier said Sunday. “I just assumed they were booing me and the coaches for a bad play

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• My Sports Superstitions

  Published: October 24, 2007, 6:16 pm

  Tags: Alabama Crimson Tide, Bama Sucks, Boston Redsox, Florida Gators, Georgia Bulldogs, Go Vols, Indy Colts, Mlb, Major League Baseball, Nfl, Peyton Manning, Sec Football, South Carolina Gamecocks, Tebow, Tennessee Volunteers, New York Yankees, Nickelback Sucks, Satire

  With the my beloved Red Sox in the world series this year, I’m willing to freely admit I have sports superstitions that I regularly follow. I believe it’s scientific proof that superstition rituals work, just your superstition ritual has to greater than the superstition ritual of a fan on the opposing team. If your team is defeated 2

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• Tennessee’s Win Over USC Proves Why Fulmer & Company Need to be Fired.

  Published: October 28, 2007, 1:14 am

  Tags: Big Orange, Blake Mitchell, Erik Ainge, Go Vols, Sec Coaches, Sec Football, South Carolina Gamecocks, Tennessee Volunteers, Usc, Ut Vols, Boo Birds, Fire Philip Fulmer, Fulmer Sucks, Vols

  This game was a game of two halves, so this posting will be a posting of two halves as well.First Half: We pwned USC. Erik Ainge made that vaunted USC pass defense his personal bitch. USC made stupid error after stupid error that reminded everyone there and in TV land why USC is well USC. Eric Berry nearly had his second TD of the year off a

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