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| Cool SMS Collection ! |
| Published: September 5, 2007, 6:18 pm |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed. If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, do you still love me? I'd say, Till death do us part Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,May the love |
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| Better think before you smile. |
| Published: December 5, 2007, 4:08 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| 1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before you smile. Share / Email / Send This SMS |
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| Roses r red .. violts r blue |
| Published: November 30, 2007, 7:35 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you. Share / Email / Send This SMS |
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| Could u fax me ur photo |
| Published: November 28, 2007, 10:10 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp …. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER. Share / Email / Send This SMS |
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| New style of proposing a girl |
| Published: December 7, 2007, 2:25 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister. Share / Email / Send This SMS |
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| 2 men went 2 a callgirl |
| Published: December 17, 2007, 5:32 am |
| Tags: Adult Sms, Funny Sms |
| 2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.” Share / Email / Send This SMS |
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| Usne utari saree… |
| Published: December 18, 2007, 12:10 am |
| Tags: Adult Sms, Funny Sms |
| Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….! Share / Email / Send This SMS |
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| I have lots of jokes in my inbox |
| Published: December 23, 2007, 1:42 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Insult Sms |
| I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful” Share / Email / Send This SMS |
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| Just think about me |
| Published: December 23, 2007, 1:36 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! Share / Email / Send This SMS |
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| Doctor advised to rest for 1 month |
| Published: January 5, 2008, 1:13 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Wife Sms |
| Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas |
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| Jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja |
| Published: January 5, 2008, 1:09 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai “jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja” Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai “ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ………” |
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| Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai |
| Published: January 5, 2008, 1:01 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms, Wife Sms |
| Friends Are like Priya Gold Biscuit Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai |
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| Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay |
| Published: January 5, 2008, 1:00 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay, karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar……. customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:) |
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| 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya |
| Published: January 5, 2008, 1:00 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya |
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| Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho |
| Published: January 5, 2008, 1:00 am |
| Tags: Funny Sms |
| Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho |
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