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| The Latest From Planet Hiltron |
| Published: August 20, 2007, 3:19 pm |
| Tags: Photoshopped Celebrities, Nicky Hilton, David Beckham, Nicole Kidman, Victoria Beckham, Funny Shit, Paris Hilton |
| Oh, I do love this site! It’s so fun picturing celebs as being fat, old or average! Visit PlanetHiltron for more! I’ll warn you, it’s addicting! |
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| VH1’s Flavor of Love 3 Casting Special - Watch it Here! |
| Published: August 21, 2007, 2:33 pm |
| Tags: Flavor Flav, Reality Tv Shows, Reality Tv Stars, Videos, Funny Shit |
| If you missed last week’s The Flavor of Love 3 Casting Special, you know what I’m saying, here’s your chance to play catch up. You know what I’m saying? Bonus commentary by Charm School aluma Saaphyri, Becky Buckwild, Schatar and Courtney. There are some crazy ass bitches out there trying to get on the show! Check it out! |
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| WTF of the Day.. |
| Published: August 21, 2007, 3:38 pm |
| Tags: Wtf, Videos, Funny Shit |
| Check out Harry the Dancing Pubic Hair! Harry claims to belong to an A-list celebrity, who may be determined through a DNA test shortly. Heh. “Just hours before the release of a prepared statement from Harry and his longtime publicist, Jerry Kurle, a source deep inside the tangled Harry camp - on the condition of anonymity - has also |
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| Celebrity Smack Reader Comment of the Day |
| Published: August 22, 2007, 7:34 am |
| Tags: Smackaholics, Funny Shit, Amy Winehouse |
| “She looks like the lovechild of Freddie Mercury and Angus Young.” Celebrity Smack reader, Chuck, on ‘Little Amy Winehouse’ Leave a comment on Celebrity Smack and it might just make news! |
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| I Think I am Going to Die Laughing! |
| Published: August 22, 2007, 10:19 am |
| Tags: Janice Dickinson, Funny Shit, Attention Whores |
| Davis at PrettyontheOutside.com hit it on the head! Bwahaha! She is SUCH the world’s first DRAMA QUEEN! |
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| Beyonce Gives Fans a Shot of Her Bouncing Betties |
| Published: August 22, 2007, 1:21 pm |
| Tags: Beyonce, Concerts, Fun Bags, Celebrity Divas, Videos, Funny Shit, Music, Wardrobe Malfunctions |
| That’s what you get for jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean on crack! |
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| LL Cool J at the Magic Convention in Vegas |
| Published: August 28, 2007, 9:40 am |
| Tags: Ll Cool J, Gay Celebritites, Funny Shit |
| So…do ya think the gay rumors are true? I always loved the one about he and Suge Knight sitting in a limo when LL started licking on the neck of his beer bottle as though it were a c**k while gazing at Suge. Ha! Isn’t that a visual! |
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| Lily Allen Passes Out On Side of Road |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 8:35 am |
| Tags: Lily Allen, Party Time, Celebs Amp Amp Drugs, Wtf, Drunk Celebrities, Funny Shit |
| Lily Allen obviously had a great time at London's Notting Hill Carnival on Monday. The pudgy grump was found sleeping on the side of the road after drinking booze and smoking a fat ass joint. A source told The Sun, “She was just asleep on the ground - it didn't look good. People were crowding round, taking pictures of her until some staff |
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| Zombies Take Over London |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 8:00 am |
| Tags: Off Topic, Funny Shit |
| Forget the American Werewolf in London, Leicester Square was flooded with zombies at 9:30am Monday morning. The zombies weren’t there to rip flesh or attack humans, they were there marking the release of the DVD film, Zombie Diaries. TheZombieDiaries.co.uk started the publicity stunt in order to set a new world record for the most people |
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| Damn That Link Was Dope! |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 9:39 pm |
| Tags: Joe Francis, Spicy Links, Funny Shit, Paris Hilton |
| Paris Hilton and Joe Francis = Big Bird and Igor (PH) Latest Celebrities Caricatures via David (POTO) Lauren Conrad in bikini (DSF) David Beckham injured badly, may be end of career…welcome to America, Becks! (BS) And you thought Keira Knightley was skinny yesterday? She’s even thinner today! (CWS) Listen to Britney Spears new |
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| If Celebrities Endorsed Candy.. |
| Published: August 31, 2007, 4:01 am |
| Tags: Courtney Love, Jason Davis, Tori Spelling, Celebrity Endorsements, Mike Tyson, Chris Noth, Ashley Olsen, Dustin Diamond, Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham, Funny Shit, Mary Kate Olsen, Britney Spears |
| It seems Hollywood celebrities endorse everything these days. It’s crazy. You can’t open a magazine or watch television without seeing them promote some sort of useless product. From clothing to beauty products and even fast food. But you don’t usually see celebrities endorsing candy and you probably never will. (Unless they |
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| Celebrity Smack Reader Comment of the Day |
| Published: September 4, 2007, 8:00 am |
| Tags: Bret Michaels, Smackaholics, Funny Shit, Fergie, Celebrity Resemblances |
| “In this pic, his face looks like Fergie's!” - Celebrity Smack reader Tricia on Celebrity Quote of the Day - Brett Michaels |
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| Celebrity Quote of the Day - Kevin Bacon |
| Published: September 4, 2007, 1:00 pm |
| Tags: Kevin Bacon, Matthew Mcconaughey, Funny Shit, Celebrity Quotes |
| “I play ‘em in the nude, like Matthew McConaughey. I loved that story about him getting busted for playing the bongos naked.” -Kevin Bacon admitting he too, plays his bongos naked Source *Licensed photos provided to Celebrity Smack by Janet Mayer/ PR Photos* |
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| Joe Simpson Pimps His Whores |
| Published: September 5, 2007, 6:33 am |
| Tags: Joe Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Celebrity Families, Ashlee Simpson, Funny Shit |
| Ha! I love this! See PlanetHiltron for more! |
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| Foxy Brown Sentenced to 1 YEAR in Prison! |
| Published: September 7, 2007, 7:41 pm |
| Tags: Crazies, Dumb Bitches, Foxy Brown, Funny Shit, Celebrities The Law |
| HA! Mf’n HA! That bitch finally gets what’s been coming to her. Foxy Brown was sentenced to ONE YEAR in jail today after violating parole numerous times. From MTV: Spokesman Jack Ryan told MTV News that Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson held a “lengthy” hearing in which she scolded the rapper for not abiding |
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