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| Very Ugly Pet Of The Week |
| Published: June 23, 2007, 4:03 pm |
| Tags: Funny Jokes |
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| Fathers Day Special |
| Published: June 17, 2007, 9:21 am |
| Tags: Funny Jokes |
| Hello?” “Hi honey This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do,and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.” Brief Pause. |
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| Todays Joke |
| Published: June 7, 2007, 12:18 pm |
| Tags: Funny Jokes |
| What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? Wayne takes a shower after three periods. |
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| Where do you think lawyers come from? |
| Published: June 26, 2007, 10:25 am |
| Tags: Funny Jokes |
| A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn’t sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?” She said that she did. He asked, “Does it hurt you?” She said no. The Doctor then told her, “Well, then, |
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| How Old Are You |
| Published: June 24, 2007, 11:54 am |
| Tags: Funny Jokes |
| A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.” The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” Her mother responded again, |
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| Women’s English |
| Published: June 23, 2007, 2:54 pm |
| Tags: Funny Jokes |
| see more jokes like this go to http://www.jokepier.com/ Yes” = No “No” = Yes “Maybe” = No “I’m sorry.” = you’ll be sorry. We need” = I want “It’s your decision” = the correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want” = you’ll pay for |
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| Fathers Day Special |
| Published: June 17, 2007, 8:17 am |
| Tags: Funny Jokes |
| Hello?” “Hi honey This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do,and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.” Brief Pause. |
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| A Blonde Joke |
| Published: June 13, 2007, 7:04 pm |
| Tags: Funny Jokes |
| One day a blonde walks into a hardware store and says “May I buy that TV?” The store keeper says no. The next day the girl walks into the same store with a red wig on, and says the same thing. Again the man replies no. The women says “How do you know im blonde?” Then the man says “Because thats not a TV, its a |
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| Jokes Of The Day |
| Published: June 8, 2007, 7:15 am |
| Tags: Funny Videos, Funny Jokes |
| Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it. I never forget a face but in your case I’ll make an exception. |
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| A Letter From White To Black |
| Published: July 4, 2007, 10:31 pm |
| Tags: Funny Jokes |
| Dear white, something you got to know When I was born, I was black. When I grow up, I am black. When I’m under the sun, I’m black. When I’m cold, I’m black. When I’m afraid, I’m black. When I’m sick, I’m black. When I die, I’m still black. you—white people, When you were born, |
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| She Could Love You... |
| Published: August 31, 2007, 3:49 am |
| Tags: Heaven, Eve, Love, God, Funny Jokes, Adam |
| One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"God replied, "Go on Adam, but be quick. I have a world to create."So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curvy and tender |
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| Few Facts About Marriage |
| Published: September 2, 2007, 4:23 am |
| Tags: Married Life, Marriage Jokes, Life, Funny Jokes, Marriage |
| Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.~~~~~Marriage is an institution where two people come together to joint solve the problems they never had before they got married.~~~~~A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, |
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| Confucius say … |
| Published: August 27, 2007, 1:18 pm |
| Tags: Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Funny Cartoons |
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| Rules For Puppies |
| Published: September 11, 2007, 9:25 am |
| Tags: Puppies, Funny Definitions, Funny Ideas, Dogs, Funny Jokes |
| The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I |
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| Funny definitions |
| Published: September 24, 2007, 9:06 am |
| Tags: Fun, Funny Quotes, Funny Definitions, Funny Jokes |
| 1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five... Potpourri -A blog on various hot trends over the internet such as art, science, business ideas, make money online, fashion, entertainment, |
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