Today's Fresh Blogs...

• Two Horses Walked Into A Bar. One Was Selling Perfume, the Other Pretends To Be English.

  Published: August 9, 2007, 7:50 pm

  Tags: Al Capone, Covet, English, Fishsticks, Gwyneth Paltrow, Horses, Manhattan, Perfume, Police Horses, Sarah Jessica Parker, Transvestite

  Can you believe this is Fishsticks Gwyneth (Gwynnie rhymes with whinny, you know) Paltrow, who was never this brown in her life. With those eyebrows she looks like one of Al Capone's henchmen. What's really odd is that it looks like she has silver spoons for ears, and I could swear there's an outie instead of an innie in those pajama pants.

  Comments (0)   Blog link Rating: 0